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CO: Hiya! I’m Tempest29 and I’m Head Honcho here at A Thousand Scattered Ashes!

2IC: And I’m Fates Ashes, her Second In Command and the design artist for the guild.

Both: And we’d like to welcome you to…!

*Brick falls on Tempest29’s head*

CO: Umm…*stunned* what was the name of this guild again??

2IC: *sighs* We may be experiencing technical difficulties, please excuse me while I reprogram the CO.

CO: *still stunned* pretty…flower….

2IC: NO DON’T TOUCH THAT PLANT IT’LL EAT…!

*chomps*

2IC:...you……. Well I guess I have to go save her…please read to the bottom of this page…*sighs* Why does this always happen to me…*walks off mumbling to herself*


This is a guild with a little bit of everything, everyone is welcome to join, we just ask that when you request to join you tell us what would make you an amazing addition to our little family.

And as you can see we're not all completely serious either, we mainly just want this to be a place where everyone has fun and gets along.

(As well, please send any donations to Shadows Orchid Child, it'll help with contests we plan to hold)

Thanks for considering us to be your guild buddies, the entrance few is 10g, thats all we ask, nothing more, nothing less.

And please use as much grammar and such as is possible for you. As well as no talk about Twilight, because here we feel Twilight=Fail. No offence to those who like it. It's just we don't. (: