Hmm... I think you should have a recipe for gaian flavoured cookies. As you may have noticed those are the most culinary refined and commonly used food on gaia. It would combine the best of both worlds. Or one world.. actually, as the cookies and the gaians are from gaia... but that's besides the point ;^^. (You could always add in some Zurg, the energy drink mind you wink )
The ingredients needed:
A fresh amount of Gaians, try to avoid the ones with very pale, greyish skin, they might carry some zombie diseases.
Also try to avoid the noobs and despies, not only do they not have a brain to add flavour, but they also add a vile biley taste to the food. Furthermore there is a chance the despies won't scream, they might find it kinky... we all want our victims to scream while being killed don't we wink .
Some eggs, if you want your cookies ultimately very chocolate flavoured (and all chickens are eaten by mentally crazed cows), you might want to try chocolate creme eggs as an alternative.
A bit of dough, nothing special here, though you might want to bribe some farmers to get to it.
A can o'milk, some say that probed cows give better sample and who am I to disagree? They truly do, so you give them a good probing before aquiring the needed ingredient.
Chocolate (optional), a very highly requested and appreciated ingredient, by some though, it is preferred left out, as it can take away the taste of fresh Gaians.
Apparatus to disect, split, stamp, rip or destroy gaian. , your choice is endless here, from your traditional sword to the more sophisticated alien gun, anything will do. Heck, you can even use your bare hands. (if you don't mind blood underneath your fingernails of course wink ).
How to make:
Considering you've lured your prey (gaians) to the desired place already. (You could say you're throwing a party, they'll be stampeding you for sure wink ) You need to start getting the gaians... into smaller pieces, using the weapon of your choice. It's best to get them into seperate 10 by 10 cm blocks, preferably smaller, but that's the maximum. These blocks should be shredded and mixed, till you got a nice and bloody mixture.
Pour the remains in a big mix, adding the (creme)eggs and (probed)milk. Mix around vigourously till you've got a slightly red, creamy mixture.
Just take a small taste (when no one is looking), mmm... taste good doesn't it?
Let's continue.
After being mixed around you add a bit of dough and continue mixing. (Mixing can get you tired, try to probe another gaian (or cow, they seem smarter from time to time) into doing it for you.)
Take out the mixture and make it into fun little shape, what'll be? You could go with the classic round shape or get original, make an eyeball, or a gaian head, perhaps l'll w'ttl cute probed animals (especially cows), take your pick wink .
Let the mixture bake for a few minutes, by this time it'll become apperant if your gaians are (by wonder, being shredded and such) still alive. If so, they'll probably scream something about turning the air conditioning on and such. (Or if you accidently did take a noob, something about wanting your gold).
The baking process can be quickened by using a laser gun or similiar technology, be careful not to shoot at full power though, you don't want to burn your cookies.
When all-baked and ready, you can take your mixture.
Congrats, you have made a delicious culinary meal.
Have fun eating it wink .
Tips:
Try to use the ingredients in a ratio: 6:4:5:2:3
Depending on how strong you want the taste of blood to be you might want to use different methods of ripping the humans.
Try serving them at parties, they'll be a blast ^^.
An average of 6 adult gaians can make about 50-100 cookies, depending on the size and form of the gaian (and the cookies).
Enjoy wink .
P.S, Look forward to more culinary tasteful recipes from my side
wink .
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