GAIAN RECIPES!

[DemonFoxTrot]

Sour Gaian Dumpling Soup

You need

1 gaian, preferably large
a knife
a cookbook and materials for dumplings
the ability not to eat everything before you make the food
a chef's hat
Shitake Mushrooms
pot
water
desirable things to put in soup
gaian bones (you'll make this during the making of this soup)
lemons
mortar and pestle
grate
oven
refridgeator

Directions

1. Take the gaian, and kill it.

2. Put on the chef's hat.

3. Using your cookbook, set about making dumpling shells

4. Make sure the gaian is indeed dead.

5. Cut up the gaian into little chunks. Preferably one inch tall and one inch wide. Seperate bones from the body of gaian.

6. Take your lemons and seperate the peel from the fruit.

7. Take the peels and grate them into the mortar and pestle.

8. Grind the mushrooms with the peels.

9. Fill your pot with water, and put the bones in. Try to cut the bones into smalled bits.

10. Boil the pot on the oven while you make the dumplings.

11. Put a gaian meat chunk into a square of dumpling shell

12. Put a little bit of lemon fruit (or juice) into each dumpling.

13. Make sure the dumplings are tightly sealed.

14. Put the dumplings on a plate and in your fridge.

15. Wait until your water has gained the desired flavor.

16. Put dumplings in.

17. Put your mushroom/lemon peel mixture in.

18. Put other desired substinces in, like extra gaian chunks for example.

19. Wait about an hour to cook.

20. Serve, and enjoy!

[Raven Eraendal]

(This may have been done before.)

Kiki Muffins with essence of 'Coco'nut.

These light yet strangely enticing muffins form the basis for a serene and beautiful afternoon picnic and are incredibly easy to make, although the main ingredients are a bit expensive.

One will need the following to make the muffins,

500 grams of kitty of the Kiki kind,
40 grams of kitty of the Coco kind,
800 grams of white flour,
450 mls of spring water,
200 grams of fresh green apple peeled and chopped,
200 grams of pineapple peeled and chopped,
150 grams of fresh butter,
250 grams of sugar,
a bit of cinnamon
and a bottle of strong spirits.

When preparing the Kiki kitty, the skin should be removed with all other bones or viscera for a more refined taste. They can however, be left for a more coarse but fuller taste. When finished preparing, the Kiki should be finely diced and marinated in spirits and the sugar.

The Coco should be liquefied in a Zurg Blaster 4700 and mixed with the spirits, sugar and cinnamon. These should be left to mix together.

While the above two ingredients are soaking in the flavour, mix the flour, water, fruit, butter, sugar and the rest of the cinnamon and spirits.

Mix, and then add the Kiki.

Once done, allow to settle before adding the Coco in. As Coco is a very strong ingredient, the cook should add the Coco bit by bit to ensure it does not smother the melody of other flavours.

Once all mixed, place in oven and heat for one hour for 150 degrees. Alternatively, one (the Zurg) could blast it with a Zurg Blaster 7987.

When the muffins have cooked, serve with fruit preserve or wine.

Feeds 2-5 zurgs.

(note, when preparing kiki or coco, one may hear screams of pain. THIS IS ENTIRELY NORMAL and is of no concern)

[Shuyajin]

I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE LIKES THIS BUT ITS MY FAVORITE ITS CALLED 'FLAMED GAIAN'

Take 1 Gaian
Take 1 Portable Sized Combustion Unit
Take 1 Bottle of Zurg BBQ Sauce

Strip Your Gaian Down and Set the SCU to Hellsfire.

Cook Until Black.

Place on Plate and Cover in Zurg Sauce.

Enjoy.

[El General]

Here's one for ya, 05.

Ingredients-
Three Fresh Gaians

Step one- Take first Gaian and squeeze until all blood is inside a pan
Step two- Shred remains and add to the mix
Step three- Take second Gaian, debone, then let saturate in first Gaian's blood
Step four- Take third Gaian, remove all vital organs, dice, then add to the mix.

Simply delicious, a great dessert.

[no im jory]

I love the basics

Peanut Butter and Jelly Gaian Sandwich

Ingredients

Zurg brand Peanut butter (Make sure it is fully dead.)

Jelly (Be sure to get it fresh from the Woc((Looks similar to the bovines here))
)
and 2 Gaians

1. Place the dead Peanut Butter onto one of the Shallow-Fat Free-Grilled Gaian

2.Spread the FRESH Jelly Over the Peanut Butter (Being careful not to pop the peanut butter)

3. Place the other Shallow-Fat Free-Grilled Gaian ontop of the other one and...ENJOY! Also for Added flavor Serve with a fresh glass of Zurg Energy Drink

[Jettyguy]

Gaian Saturday

get a Gaian and cut to many pieces and add to bowl

then get zurg whipped cream add as much as u can

then pick up some tyres tins and old boots, leave in sun to rot, then cut up and add to mixture

finally leave ur mixture next to the nearest bin and let it mature for 5 days

when there are finally mushrooms growing out of it, its time to eat YAY

[Divine Shark]

I have a secret... Whales taste better than Gians...

[Maxwell the vampire]

shark von mani

I have a secret... Whales taste better than Gians...

*the n00ber spits out a whale and he eats a chunk out of it* O5. This puny gaian is not lying

[HFTS Andy]

I love UFO 05 heart heart heart

Where can you find someone who LIKE cooking? I mean, whatever if it's gaians or not... It's... just.... cooooooooooking!!!


RED HAIRED.


1 red haired gaian (better if its a guy)
2 chains
1 glass
Vodka
Tequila
Lemon
Ice

Chain up Gaian to the wall, tickle him to death and then chop it into little pieces. 2 parts of vodka 1 part of tekila, Gaian pieces and a few drops of Lemon. Add ice and enjoy with straw and unbrella...

[Dermoi]

i go nicly with a glass of chardinai

[KAIL64]

....I KNOW ONE THAT'S BOTH SAUCY AND DELICIOUS!!!!! A NICE LIGHT SALAD TO GO BEFORE A BLOODY MAIN COURSE!!!!!


>Kail and E. Coli salad<

Ingredients:


2 lbs. of bagged fresh spinach from California
4 cups of bacon ranch dressing
1 cup of grated Alfredo cheese
1 chopped Spinoyong fruit from planet Zurg
9 ounces of grated earth Carrots
1 pinch of salt
1 freshly chopped head of Kail (WEEEEE! GETTING CHOPPED IS FUN!!!)

Preparation instructions

dump everything into a bowl except for the head of Kail and the Salad dressing. Pour all 4 cups of dressing into head's mouth. It will then become very mild mannered. Chop it up more finely and drop it into the salad. Toss, serve, and eat!!!

[KAIL64]

Now for a dessert!!!! We encourage this recipe to help the Gaians keep down their Ron Bruise population.

>Bruised Lemon and Chocolate Pie<

1 cup of Momo the Monkey brand "Chocolate Sprinkles" (Actually taste good by themselves!!!!)
2 Noses of Ron Bruise (If the noses are all gone, may be substituted with 4 elbows of Ron Bruise)
1 Vocal Chord of Gaian in a Chicken costume
1 pair of mini angel wings
9 lbs of prepackaged cake mix

THROW EVERYTHINGTOGETHERAND BAKE!!!!!!!

[Raidoactive Kitty]

The best is taking a kiki, coco, yeti, roro,gwee, momo, gbot,and any other animal based item, thenadd 3 gians and roast over fire.