The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Luna LG]

you receive.....
........my annoying little brother!!





*inserts token*

[arya ember]

you receive......

a giant rubber band ball....




*inserts token*


oh and lorette i'm pixcel .....my little bro gave me his account so i changed the gender and name...so add my this account

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...a coupon for one(1) Traditional Norwegian Herring-Breakfast at your local Von Oleg's Fishery!

*tosses a coin down the chute

[Foncee]

You receive...

a small nugget of non-weapons grade plutonium!!

a worthless rock that can't be sold back to stores for cash or to terrorist organizations who no doubt have a regular and trustworthy supplier.

CAUTION: in some extreme cases it may cause cancer

Note the the vending machine is not responsible for any injuries or jail time that may occur through the use of said item. Safety gear not included. The uber awesome lead box display case is sold separately.

*places token in the machine*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A hammock of cake!

Yes, one full-sized, two-person hemp-rope hammock filled to the brim with delicious cake!

*slips a coin into the machine

[Maralita]

You receive a unopened, used parachute with a red stain.

*inserts token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A Saturn Platinum II high-tolerance compact printing press!

• Separate motors for lift/lower and print/flood
• Automatically synchronized, cam-driven peel
• Maximum image areas from 38 x 66 cm (15” x 26”) to 75 x 105 cm (30” x 41”)

Options include dripless squeegee attachment; tool-free four-corner off-contact; separate independent foot pedals for hands-free single-cycle printing and for vacuum control of hard-to-feed substrates; and M&R’s dripless squeegee attachment, which prevents ink from dripping into the image area during the flooding process. The press can also be configured to operate on 110 volts. Sentry™, M&R’s fully adjustable gripper-style takeoff, adapts to virtually any substrate. Saturn Platinum II is the ultimate combination of speed, efficiency, flexibility, and print quality in a small-format press.

*inserts token

[The Loving Dead]

bump

This game seems too fun to die D:

[saphire surfer]

you receive a little smart alek......






*inserts token*

[-Neon Starbeam-]

X♥X♦X♣X♠X
Questing Elemental Wings! ♪♫
Help meh? D:

You can haaaaaaaaave.....MY BIG GAY DANCE! *dances*


*inserts coin*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A crate of crudely-painted papier-mache dinosaurs!

Sure to cheer up any small children!

Don't have children?

That's a crime, lady, so go ahead and use these little dinosaurs as paper-weights for all those court summons biggrin

*jams a token down the machine with a new fervor and excitement at the fact that this thread will not die!

[Maralita]

You receive a Barrel of Screeching Monkeys.
>Guaranteed to keep your nosy neighbors at bay.
>Can be tamed to perform in a circus.
>Just add dirt, water, fences, animals and lots of $$$ and you'll have your very own zoo.

*cautiously inserts token*

[Harwhal]

You receive: A Canadian Penny

Drats! The most useless thing in the world! rofl

::gets on tip toes::inserts token::

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

An aluminum-based replica Ancient Ceremonial Katana!

All the fun of wielding a finely-crafted ceremonial Japanese katana without all that burdensome 'battle-ready' and absolutely NO quality-control biggrin

Hecho en Mexico

*drops a coin down the chute

[Meowsicle]

You recieve:
A FLCL referance!*

*No cash value

*snipes a coin into the shoot*