Battledome! ((Read First Post!))

Naturally Super, or Super Natural?

Humans	13.9%	[ 47 ]
Soldiers/ Mercenaries	8.6%	[ 29 ]
Ninjas/ Assassins	5.3%	[ 18 ]
Scientists/ Doctors	6.2%	[ 21 ]
Both	14.2%	[ 48 ]
Neither	3.3%	[ 11 ]
Werewolves/ Vampires	9.2%	[ 31 ]
Robots/ Zombies	5.0%	[ 17 ]
Mages/ Dieties	17.2%	[ 58 ]
Monsters	16.9%	[ 57 ]
Total Votes:			[ 337 ]

[Saint Beastly]

Humiliation~! rofl ... for me.

I had set to healing my student's bones as best I could. Hairlines in the arms and legs, a half-collapsed ribcage, chips in the skull... she'd been working hard.

But immediately after I'd finished, she chopped me into smaller pieces than I can claim to have been chopped into before.

Maybe I shouldn't have tried for that bit of pinch n' squeal. razz

[wirrwarr]

I got my propaganda . I got invisionism.
I got my violence in high def ultra realism.

"Look what we have here...," I cooed, looking at my new opponent. Oh the losses I bore. But this. I had a different feeling about this. "Already on fire? Yiffed in hell already?" I couldn't help but giggle. C'mon. I'm one funny mother ********.

The comment did its job in angering him, which only made me happier. This odd giddiness acquired from others' misfortune. The American way, mind you.

He ran to me, lunging. Large jaws open and ready to bite me. I lifted my crowbar, holding the flat end out. As he came even closer, I thrusted the bar forward. Break on through to the other side, baby. He fell. I placed my foot at his stomach, taking my crowbar from out of his mouth.

Noting the blood, all I could say was, "Ew..."

I got my fist. I got my plan.
I got survivalism!

[Mr Grenade]

I entered the dome and was a little relieved to see my opponent only had one melee weapon, also. No long range, no magic... just pure close-combat action. We both got a running start and met in the middle. He swung his crowbar with all his might, evidently intending to take me out with a single blow. I was quicker than he expected, though, and ducked under it. I guess the fact I was at least a foot shorter helped, too. Amiante was thrown off-balance, and I used that moment to go on the offensive. Gripping my baseball bat with both hands, I swung with all my might and hit him square in the stomach. I heard the air rush out of him, and went for the legs. Amiante fell down hard, but I continued the beating. As I rained blows upon his face with my baseball bat and felt new blood spray up with each one, I found myself screaming "Luna is ******** better than Snape!' for reasons I cannot explain.

[TomtaJolz]

Mmmm, tasty demon! *oxyclean foam drips from the mouth*

Oooh, he's got a chew toy for me! Sweet he's gonna toss it, he's gonna toss it! *THWACK* Ow... Jerk! All I wanted was a wooden chew toy so my teeth don't over-grow! crying *scurries off with sound wheeking noises*

[Guns-and-Goats]

Neutralizing target.

Well, my new heavy pistol wasn't much help against the werecavy. Even as the explosive rounds ripped into his flesh, it seemed to to just shrug them off. I found out that all I really managed to was tickle it. I got made into a chew toy and I must say, that was humiliating.

[Lysethiel]

Preparing to face her next opponent, she stands on one side of he arena. She blinks in confusion as a robotic romen enters the arena he uses her confusion and pulverizes her, Lysethiel falls to the floor twitching in pain.

[TomtaJolz]

Argh... That thwack to the head has left me testy. stressed

I look for the demon that bonked me in the head with a baseball bat... No such luck, instead, there stands a swordswoman... I recall causing her much pain with a sword... Baffled by how she lived, I calm down a bit... She don't look like she's feeling to well... I don't want to fight... *twitch* Aw shihtake mushrooms! *KAWHEEK!* I latch onto her ankle and use her like a drumstick onto the ground... Then, I spin her in a circle and toss her like a shockput into the crowd.

*More guinea pig popcorning in the arena, shaking the ground*

[One-EyedDragon]

I certainly didn't expect my opponent to be the werecavy as I stepped into the arena that day it was also a surprise to see how non of my attacks managed to even phase the creature. I left the arena having lost covered in bite wounds and dog saliva.

[Luna the Wise]

hello everyone

[Guns-and-Goats]

Never seen you in here before!

I faced off against some woman who seemed to be some sort of magician or sorceress. Whatever the case was, I was going to be up against some strong magic. However, I used my heavy pistol to its maximum effectiveness. I charged and shot at her, and she put up a barrier to defend herself. However, with all her concentration on the barrier, I was able to get through with my sword, and I decapitated her. Blood sprayed from her neck, and her body swayed for a second, and she fell. "Hmph. People with real strength don't rely on magic." I said to her as I raised my blade to take in my glorious victory.

[Saint Beastly]

(psst... it's one hundred-side die now)

Guns, again?

Crap.

I was unprepared. Without a weapon, and on open ground, he automatically had the upper hand. His sub-machine gun tore me to shreds with a belt-fed internal machine, leaving me a pile of bloodied fur and bones on the battlefield. One of my eyeballs rolled past his foot. He let slip a robotic equivalent of a chuckle, and walked off.

Humiliation.

[Luna the Wise]

ok I have now

I lost
oh fluffies

[Little Stories]

(( Got a 69'er. lD ;; ))

Oh, a newcomer! Sweeet. Let's tear her to shreds.

Coming into the arena, I saw a new face to Battledome. With glee, I ran up to her and gave a nice, warm hug for her. During that hug, I stabbed her with my Black Widow dagger and left quickly. My opponent screamed and fell to the ground.

[Theobutt]

I thought sneaking up on her would work, but it didn't. That magic of hers gives her eyes in the back of her head. It's like 360 degree vision.

[KamiKaze1337]

I enter the arena to see a new contender. She had a large sword on her back. I drew my spear as she drew the massive peace of steel. I ran at her and thrusted my spear. She steped out of the way and slammed me with that car door. I went unconscious.

((BTW Elric, you really should wait for someone to post before you do again. what is the point of attacking someone you may of already beaten, or even lost too. think before you act))