Axis of Fabulousness
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- Posted: Mon, 03 Jul 2006 00:07:42 +0000
I'm trying to compile a list of questions that make people extremely uncomfortable. I'm going to use them as a survey this summer... Anything you could offer would be greatly appreciated.
I'll begin...
1. How often do you masturbate?
See? Piece of cake...
Discuss?
Uncomfortable questions, duh.
Add-ons to the list...
2. Have you ever tried to smell your own p***s or v****a?
3. What's your sexual fantasy?
4. Have you taken it in the a** before?
5. Do you ever fantasize sexuall about the same sex?
6. How often do you give/reciece oral?
7. Would you have sex with yourself if you had the chance?
8. Have you ever pissed in bed? How recently?
9. I'm gay/bi/lesbian... What are you doing next week?
10. Have you ever been sexually attracted to/considered having sex with a family member?
11. Have you ever seen your father naked? If so, how big was he?
12. Have you ever looked at a knife/other sharp object and wondered what it'd feel like to cut yourself with it?
13. Have you ever contemplated how you'd kill yourself?
14. Have you ever really thought about killing someone and wanted to?
15. If we were married, what religion would our children be?
16. Have you ever used something internally that shouldn't have been?
17. Have you ever made out/had sex with a non-living object?
18. Who did you vote for?
19. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
20. How hard to you like sex?
21. Have you ever had rape fantasies?
22. Have you ever been caught masturbating by a stranger? (Or family member, if that's more humiliating.)
23. What are all of your stats? Include girth, length, depth, width, and stretchability if you could.
24. Have you ever dreams about having sex with animals or furries?
25. Have you ever had a gang bang/fantasized about one?
26. How long do you like your men to be?
27. What are the size of your breasts/p***s?
28. How much do you weigh?
29. When was the first time you had sexual intercourse?
30. How many times have you had sex/oral total?
31. Have you ever shaved someone else's pubic regions before?
32. What's your most humiliating moment?
33. Why do you think all of your diets fail?
34. Have you ever wished you had stayed home from a funeral because you were bored or just didn't care?
35. How much can you fit in your v****a?
36. Have you ever been told a relative died, and your first thought was, "Did they leave me anything?"
37. Have you ever wondered how long your dog/cat would live because you wanted a new one?
38. Have you ever humped your bed/belongings?
39. Can I sniff your hair?
40. If you could rob a bank and you knew you'd never be caught, would you?
41. Have you gained weight?
42. Are you a boy or a girl?
43. Do you have wet dreams about me? What happens in them?
44. Are you gay/bi/lesbian?
45. Is that some werid French perfume or do you just smell bad?
46. Why do you think nobody loves you?
47. Have you ever farted and blamed somebody else?
Good Uncomfortable Mistake Questions:
1. Asking someone anything but using the wrong gender.
2. Asking someone a question in a store when they're not an employee.
3. Making comments on pregnancy to a woman that is not pregnant, just oddly large. (I say oddly because obesity and pregnancy do not usually look the same.)
I'll begin...
1. How often do you masturbate?
See? Piece of cake...
Discuss?
Uncomfortable questions, duh.
Add-ons to the list...
2. Have you ever tried to smell your own p***s or v****a?
3. What's your sexual fantasy?
4. Have you taken it in the a** before?
5. Do you ever fantasize sexuall about the same sex?
6. How often do you give/reciece oral?
7. Would you have sex with yourself if you had the chance?
8. Have you ever pissed in bed? How recently?
9. I'm gay/bi/lesbian... What are you doing next week?
10. Have you ever been sexually attracted to/considered having sex with a family member?
11. Have you ever seen your father naked? If so, how big was he?
12. Have you ever looked at a knife/other sharp object and wondered what it'd feel like to cut yourself with it?
13. Have you ever contemplated how you'd kill yourself?
14. Have you ever really thought about killing someone and wanted to?
15. If we were married, what religion would our children be?
16. Have you ever used something internally that shouldn't have been?
17. Have you ever made out/had sex with a non-living object?
18. Who did you vote for?
19. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex?
20. How hard to you like sex?
21. Have you ever had rape fantasies?
22. Have you ever been caught masturbating by a stranger? (Or family member, if that's more humiliating.)
23. What are all of your stats? Include girth, length, depth, width, and stretchability if you could.
24. Have you ever dreams about having sex with animals or furries?
25. Have you ever had a gang bang/fantasized about one?
26. How long do you like your men to be?
27. What are the size of your breasts/p***s?
28. How much do you weigh?
29. When was the first time you had sexual intercourse?
30. How many times have you had sex/oral total?
31. Have you ever shaved someone else's pubic regions before?
32. What's your most humiliating moment?
33. Why do you think all of your diets fail?
34. Have you ever wished you had stayed home from a funeral because you were bored or just didn't care?
35. How much can you fit in your v****a?
36. Have you ever been told a relative died, and your first thought was, "Did they leave me anything?"
37. Have you ever wondered how long your dog/cat would live because you wanted a new one?
38. Have you ever humped your bed/belongings?
39. Can I sniff your hair?
40. If you could rob a bank and you knew you'd never be caught, would you?
41. Have you gained weight?
42. Are you a boy or a girl?
43. Do you have wet dreams about me? What happens in them?
44. Are you gay/bi/lesbian?
45. Is that some werid French perfume or do you just smell bad?
46. Why do you think nobody loves you?
47. Have you ever farted and blamed somebody else?
Good Uncomfortable Mistake Questions:
1. Asking someone anything but using the wrong gender.
2. Asking someone a question in a store when they're not an employee.
3. Making comments on pregnancy to a woman that is not pregnant, just oddly large. (I say oddly because obesity and pregnancy do not usually look the same.)