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Q: WTF!? That's not just expensive! That's bloody outrageous!
A: Yes.

Q: Why so expensive? Don't you want to sell stuff?
A: Not really. Selling stuff means work and I hate work. So I keep the prices extremely high in order to reduce the demand and create a smaller burden for myself.

Q: Then why did you at all bother making it!?
A: To show of my skills and earn some gold in the process, but more importantly to meet my friends somewhere.

Q: But you keep saying that you have no skill and... You're seriously wacked up.
A: What do you expect? I live in a damn junkyard!

Q: I so hate you.
A: Feel free to do so and in the meantime you can visit some of the shops in my Link-section.

Q: So how do I go about ordering art?
A: Start by posting that you want the pic and then send a trade for it. I won't start before I have the trade, but neither will I confirm the trade before I'm done.

Q: There's a big ugly "S" in the images! Why would I want those?
A: That means it's a sample. Once you've payed for it you'll recieve the picture without the mark.

Q: I want your babehs. 4laugh
A: But you need a shrink.

Q: Can I use your graphics?
A: You'd have to ask first - with a very good reason, too.

Q: I don't have any kind of image host! What should I do?
A: Well, I believe i have unlimited bandwidth, so you can feel free to leech of that. However, my host has been known to act up occasionally, so you might feel safer keeping it on you own space.

Q: Hey! The image I got from you sucks!
A: Too bad for you. If I were better and had more time I'd redo all pics until the customer is satisfied, but at the moment that is denied me.

Q: [Anything ending with 'Gollum, gollum' or including singing dinosaurs with guitars.]
A: Please go spend a night in bed or a month in a mental institution, and then return with your request/question/comment.

Q: *Psychotic twitching.*
A: Please step outside to settle your disagreements - unless you're both/all female and like mud. If I'm somehow involved, please step outside and I'll join you as soon as I... er... have finished what I'm doing. Yes.

Q: Hey! This doesn't answer my questions!
A: Then feel free to ask me in the thread or via PM.

Name: Lazarous
Rank: High Commander

Name: Shatterglass
Rank: Vice Commander

Name: Kewdle
Rank: General, Candy Hoarding Division

Name: Grondax
Rank: General, Blue Division

Name: PrincessOrion
Rank: Supreme Idiot of Shinanigans

Name: Xx-Satsu-xX
Rank: Demented Artist

Name: hiro_kitty
Rank: Colonel, NBCP (Nuclear- Biological- Chemical- Pancake) Arms Division

Name: Botan-Chan
Rank: Colonel, Diversionary Tactics Division, Hula Section

Name: Akito Sohma
Rank: Colonel, Public Relations Division

Name: aloever
Rank: Colonel, Pie Brigade

Name: TinToraneko
Rank: Chef, Culinary Detail

Name: Kimi Miki-Mihashi
Rank: Keeper of the Lucky Froggy Foot

Name: Marek Thade
Rank: Elephant Jumping Coordinator

Name: Chibigreen Tejinashi
Rank: Major, Medical Division

Name: Rena-chan
Rank: Major, Diplomacy Section

Name: Menelie
Rank: Major, Rodeo Clowns Battalion

Name: AnimeFire
Rank: Laughing gas addict, Owner of the Insane Asylum for Demented Clowns

Name: Phantom Theif Dark
Rank: Major, Not-so-honest ops section

Name: InsaneFlamingScott
Rank: Major, Beta Bozo Division; Founder if the IT Initiative

Name: Yuffie the Ninja
Rank: Protecter

Name: Arda
Rank: Da Martian Clown

Name: Sinister-Lord of Darkness
Rank: Flying Monkey Trainer

Name: Catz
Rank: Lieutenant, Public Relations Division

Name: Fuzzykit
Rank: Lieutenant, Music Battalion

Name: Ledell
Rank: Lieutenant, Communications Division

Name: Arkard
Rank: Lieutenant, Diversionary Tactics, Hula Section

Name: Turiko
Rank: Lieutenant, Floppy Disk Division

Name: Suzaku-Thunder
Rank: Lieutenant, Medical Squadron

Name: MeThinX
Rank: Gibberish Linguist

Name: TruDistance
Rank: Ignorant American Slob

Name: CrosS
Rank: Corporal, Culinary Detail

Name: Kaimono
Rank: Cookie Commando

Name: Gaseous Snake
Rank: Private First Class

Name: Ilusen
Rank: Brownie Brigadier

Name: ~Amandies~
Rank: Nose Specialist

Name: XliLpUNkyPinkX
Rank: Nose Specialist

Name: Yunie-sama
Rank: Llama Pants Activist

I am in the progress of making individualized banners for all members, but the going's extremely slow (barely above 1 banner per month). However, Chibigreen Tejinashi has graciously offered to make her own version, please contact her for more information if you are interested in one.

Name: The Bunneh Helmet Irregulars
Leader: General High Commander PockyFille
Description: A taskforce of mercenaries whose uniting insignia is the Bunny Hat.