burion
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- Posted: Sun, 03 Dec 2006 20:50:39 +0000
Now that I have your attention please take this quiz.
please post results. they are hopefully funny.
1. the month you were born?
January- I smoked
February- I watched
March- I licked
April- I laughed
May- I killed
June- I played
July- I drank
August- I swallowed
September- I lost
October- I remembered
November- I bought
December- I fought
2. what day of the month were you born?
1. a squirrel
2. a tree
3. a mattress
4. a pie
5. a Mexican
6. a car
7. a robot
8. a building
9. a turtle
10. a mirror
11. the president
12. three types of cheese
13. an orange
14. a ninja
15. a soccer mom
16. a mechanic
17. two Christmas tree
18. my best friend
19. your dog
20. a pint of beer
21. a pirate ship
22. a bird
23. a gym
24. myself
25. dirt
26. a kitten
27. a fat person
28. your mom
29. a pineapple
30. a singer
31. my boss
3. the colour of shirt you're wearing.
green- because I was bored
black- because I was angry
blue- because I'm cool like that
white- because you forgot to thank me.
purple- because i forgot my phone
pink- because you make me feel special
red- because I'm gay like that
grey- because I'm a gerbil
yellow- because my shoes don't fit
orange- because I was raised by trees
peach- because my car broke down
if you aren't wearing a shirt- because you drowned my goldfish.
before anyone asks, if the sentence doesn't make sense it doesn't matter. just go with it. Thank you and enjoy them.
please get this quiz out there. tell people about it.
please post results. they are hopefully funny.
1. the month you were born?
January- I smoked
February- I watched
March- I licked
April- I laughed
May- I killed
June- I played
July- I drank
August- I swallowed
September- I lost
October- I remembered
November- I bought
December- I fought
2. what day of the month were you born?
1. a squirrel
2. a tree
3. a mattress
4. a pie
5. a Mexican
6. a car
7. a robot
8. a building
9. a turtle
10. a mirror
11. the president
12. three types of cheese
13. an orange
14. a ninja
15. a soccer mom
16. a mechanic
17. two Christmas tree
18. my best friend
19. your dog
20. a pint of beer
21. a pirate ship
22. a bird
23. a gym
24. myself
25. dirt
26. a kitten
27. a fat person
28. your mom
29. a pineapple
30. a singer
31. my boss
3. the colour of shirt you're wearing.
green- because I was bored
black- because I was angry
blue- because I'm cool like that
white- because you forgot to thank me.
purple- because i forgot my phone
pink- because you make me feel special
red- because I'm gay like that
grey- because I'm a gerbil
yellow- because my shoes don't fit
orange- because I was raised by trees
peach- because my car broke down
if you aren't wearing a shirt- because you drowned my goldfish.
before anyone asks, if the sentence doesn't make sense it doesn't matter. just go with it. Thank you and enjoy them.
please get this quiz out there. tell people about it.