Rejected World Takeover Plans Contest

[Horny Rabbit]

Bell Kirby

Dramaticrabbit

OMG KAGAMINE RIN :O

Haha! Yes! whee You don't want to hear me sing though, even my own ears bleed from it! xd
And thank you I completely forgot to make my world takeover plan! òuó

lol XD
yw dearie

[Sir Dark Hat]

Plan to take over the world:

Step one: Research technology and how to build a giant hypnotic ray.

Step two: Find out how to aim it up at one of the orbiting satellites so the beam will reflect off and back down to Gaia.

Step three: Achieve world domination (provided of course that steps one and two are successful)

Step four: Discover being supreme leader of Gaia is not what it's cut out to be.

Step five: Discover being supreme leader of Gaia is entirely too stressful.

Step 6: Take sledgehammer to hypnotic ray.


Plan to take over the world: rejected due to too much effort.

[Ren Orenji Doragon]

The plan:

• Build the ultimate growth ray
  
• Use growth ray on self
  
• Become a gigagiant(ess)
  
• Force the world of Gaia to obey your every whim or else be crushed like a bug
  
• Realize you can't breathe in space
  
• Implode

Plan rejected due to not being able to find a massive source of oxygen to breathe. lol

[Monsieur Fallacieux]

Step 1 : I will take over the world using a m-

Plan rejected due to sudden procrastination.

[krenaes]

my plan ~ I love baking, so I'd make huge batches of hypnotical brownies & feed them to the world. then they'd all be in my control ....

WHAT? ... what do you mean 'not all people like brownies'? of course they do. what? now you tell me that some people might even be allergic?
scream preposterous .. the whole world likes brownies & they will all eat them stare

[sailorstar165]

So we write a book.

A book that need not make sense.

It just needs a tractor beam in the pages to glue people's eyes to it as soon as they open it.

We'll just claim it's about sparkly vampires or something. That'll get people reading.

Once they can't look away, we move into all government offices in the world. They'll have their faces stuck in books and won't be able to stop us.

Rejected: ...Oh wait... No one actually reads books anymore. It's all them electronic thingermajigs... gonk

[sailorstar165]

New plan.

We colonize the moon.

We offer people time shares.

We leave them there.

No one with money and power is left on the Earth.

Rejected: Oh wait, those people don't need time shares... And colonizing will take too much time and money.

[l noodles l]

SUPER SECRET PLANS DO NOT READ

ok so, first we need at least 47 dragons and like 2 bags of seaweed.

2. we need to hire a mime that can dance the fandango, and a baker who specializes in large cakes (preferably of the 6 stories or higher variety)

3. we take a coffee break to congratulate ourselves for pulling off part 1, there will be cake.

part 2

1st we dump the seaweed on the dragons and then dump the dragons in various bodies of water.

2nd while the world panics over the lochness monster showing up all over the place and breathing fire, the mime will steal the world's largest diamond for the deathray. note to self: check ebay bids.

3rd use the deathray to defeat all the dragons then bask in the rewards for pulling off this feat which will include the title Emperor of Earth because I'm just that awesome.

This plan is fool proof!

yeah, so apparently there aren't any mimes that know the fandango, who knew?

[sailorstar165]

Plan #3

Get lots of cute cats.

Get videos of said cute cats doing cute things.

Post these videos someplace where the vast majority of the world can watch these.

People become addicted to the cat videos. They can't function without watching these cute little cats jumping in boxes, falling asleep in weird places, etc.

Take down all the cat videos and hold them for ransom. Only people who accept me as their leader will be able to watch the cat videos.

World Domination achieved.

What? We already have that? It's called the Internet? And I can't possibly hold that for ransom? Inconceivable!

Rejected: The internet is already made of cats

[sailorstar165]

Cats.

Give everyone on the planet cats. Preferably more than one.

These cats will be worshiped as gods, and I will be their leader.

Once the cats have successfully gained control of the world, they will give it to me, the food and home giver.

Rejected: The cats will just keep the power for themselves.

[sailorstar165]

Create musical beam (a beam that will turn the world into one big musical)

As the director, I will have total control. Actors must always obey their director. wink

Rejected: Just realized that being the one non-musical resident of a musical world would be really irritating. It would take me, like, ten minutes to get a cup of coffee at the coffee shop because the person at the counter must sing and dance about it, and by the time I got it, it would be cold.

[sdrawkcab]

World Takeover Plan

1. Ride bike with no handlebars
2. Keep rhythm with no metronome
3. See faces in the telephone
4. Pause to reflect on how it's going. I've got great balance, timing and people skills. Keep going.
5. Lead a nation with a microphone
6. Split the atom of a molecule
7. Guide a missile by satellite
8. Hit a target through a telescope
9. Pause again to reflect... how is this going... seems good.
10. End planet in a holocaust

11. Plans rejected (failed) because there's no world left to take over. u .u On the bright side, there's also no one left to sue for copyright infringement.
(Plans heavily inspired by Flobots - "Handlebars")

[monkeynut10]

Rejected Plan for World Domination: One Smile to Rule them all

My plan was simple, perfectly simple, until it wasn't any more.

It began, as most do, on a rainy thundery night when all you can do it surf the web or freeze to death outside in the torrent.

I came across a particular video in which a couple was laughing so hard they couldn't breath, and my plan came to formation.

I would create a machine that would release laughing gas over the whole world so that no one could protest when I began to control cities and continents.

However I quickly realised to problems, one, I don't have a way to get it into atmosphere.

And two, I would be effected by it.

So sadly my plan had to be tabled.

For now....

[Lady March Hare]

Chibi Halo

If it hadn't been something that was attempted before it would so work if people flocked to the store to buy the shampoo, if Without A Doubt endorsed it, and if I was actually good enough to win the talent competition on TV. A lot of ifs in that plan there. xp

True... but 'ifs' are the things that dreams are made of. I think. <3

[Darth Daddicus]

It would not work because the upkeep of an Evil Sith Temple costs a lot more gold than the fish provide from the tanks. Well, it would work, but for the fact that I also have an Evil Sith family to provide for, including a couple of kids in their teens, and a whole Evil Sith Temple Academy to run which requires the use of very expensive training materials.
An example of where all my gold goes: