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The only son of a prominent noble family, William led a pampered, but secluded childhood. His limited contact with the outside world left him with a distorted view of reality. Generally unconcerned in matters of social order, the struggles of the lower class are a complete enigma to him, and although maintaining a scholarly interest in such intriguing concepts as "work" and "responsibility", their day-to-day applications fly right over his head. Instead, his life is one of frivolous whimsy, teeming with the abstract academia of college bars.

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{ WILLIAM ◌ RUPERT ◌ BUTTES }
"apriority half in the bag is best left on the curb come morning"

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i will stand up by your side

☇ epicurean → phlegmatic → erudite


█ █ age :: eighteen
█ █ gender :: male
█ █ race :: human
█ █ partner :: none
█ █ hair color :: brown
█ █ eye color :: hazel
█ █ nationality :: isshun
█ █ status :: st. symphoni senior
█ █ colors :: #933 #699

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trace my footsteps to find me


Lee has lived a relatively charmed life. He was born to a old Pycrestian banking family, most known for their work rebuilding fallen nations after the warring periods. Although their political influence vanished with the feudal era, through careful investing, their wealth has carried over to the modern day, leaving Lee a rather comfortable nest egg.

Most of Lee's childhood was spent in hills of Isshun, in the sprawling, historic manor his parents simply referred to as "the country house". While there was no shortage of servants to attend to his needs, he grew up relatively alone. His parents frequently left to attend functions and business dealings in the inner-city, and being privately tutored until the age of twelve, company was a rare commodity. With little else to pass the time, he picked up reading with an almost religious enthusiasm, consuming anything he could get his hands on, regardless of length or content. To this day, he considers himself an academic, investing far more in his studies than in the day to day life around him. Unfortunately for his family, St. Symphoni happens to fall under the later category.

After being shipped off to Pycrest to complete his education, Lee quickly decided that he could learn far more outside of the classroom than inside it. Lee attended less every week, eventually only showing up on scheduled test dates, or to pillage the library. Although few of his fellow students have seen him, many know his name. To supplement his increasingly expensive hobbies, he began selling essays to underclassmen back in his sophomore year, guaranteeing a spot in campus life.

With the combined income from his little side business and a hefty, monthly allowance from his unwitting parents, Lee now travels the world, pursuing art, knowledge, and adventure.

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your hand will be my guide


To put it in the simplest of terms, Lee Buttes is an a**. He lives like a god, with the world as his playground. The people it contains are only valued so long as they can keep him entertained. Their quaint, little mannerisms are but puzzles to be solved. Once understood, they're rather boring. And so it is, the only thing preventing Lee from a life of hermitude is his piss poor understanding of basic, human emotions.

While he would like to perceive himself as a flawless, logical being, that's far from the truth. Unable to understand, or even recognise the emotional needs of those around him, Lee tends towards dismissive and selfish behaviour. Bearing that in mind, he does care for people, in his own backwards way. He's simply too self-absorbed to consider the consequences of his actions.

❛ { ♔ } — ★ o` on this .j.o.u.r.n.e.y with-out a { m a p }

we face the future hopefully


Lee takes a highly minimalist approach to combat. He's a long term strategist that believes a single, well-timed strike is better than a lucky shot in a dozen. He's perfectly content with blocking blows for the majority of a match, while waiting for the opportune moment to reveal itself. Given long enough waits, some opponents simply wear themselves out without ever taking a blow.

He employs many branches of magic, and considers himself to be a jack of all trades. While in combat, he prefers to parallel his opponent's magical style, for the sake of the challenge. But when hard pressed, he tends towards illusionary spells.

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somehow you and i became we


Lee is secretly interested in invocation magic.

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{ KINTARO ◌ MIDDLE ◌ DARZALAS }
X↑ dark knight • jerk wad • monster hunter ↓
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↑ BESAID

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i will stand up by your side

☇ visceral → headstrong → cocky


█ █ hero | male | twenty two
█ █ birthday | astrological sign
█ █ bicurious | single

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At least one paragraph on past (can be lifted straight out of actual profile) written in first person

can be updated to include more paragraphs of reflections on occurances in rp (like a journal)

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your hand will be my guide


at least one paragraph about dreams/goals in first person (to be the very best, like no one ever was)

at least one paragraph about fears in first person (not accomplishing anything, ghosts, pyreflies )

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we face the future hopefully


at least one paragraph about strengths in first person (everything)

at least one paragraph about weaknesses in first person (not a wizard)

♥ = crush ♥ = related ♥ = friends ♥ = dating ♥ = dislike ♥ = hate ♥ = know ♥ = don't know

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somehow you and i became we


♥ x name here

written blurb about their take on the person
♥ x more names here

written blurb about their take on the person
♥ x more names here

written blurb about their take on the person

ending quote by your character

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ᴰᴬᴿᴷ ᴷᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ ☨ ᵀᴵᵀᴬᴺ xxxxxxxxxx

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"Zero, as of now. You've done a great job, ladies, but I'll take it from here."

Kin had first taken note of the the would-be adventurers during their brief encounter with the sahagin, when the little lady had been kind enough to alert him of their presence with her wailing. He had only caught the end of the battle, but it told him all he really needed to know. If they needed such a large group to take down a couple of fiends, they weren't anything special. Still, he didn't need them tooling around and stealing the credit for all his hard work. If anyone was going to take care of Besaid's monster problem, it was going to be him. This was as far as they would get.

The Besaidian stepped out from the shade of the foliage, where he had been laying in wait for the strangers, and flashed the group hostile smile, all the while keeping a careful eye on the halfbreed. Out of the lot of them, the berserker looked like the most trouble. "Now run along home, before you get hurt, and let the professionals handle this one." He wasn't asking out of a concern for their safety, that was for sure. Hell, the thing that kept him from drawing his weapon was the fact that there were ladies present. A dark knight was already intimidating as it was. No need to frighten the poor things.

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▹ Race: hylian
▹ Age: 34
▹ Gender: male
▹ Orientation: heterosexual
▹ Triforce Shard: none
▹ Colours: #966 #333
▹ Username: rock_hard_yo

▹Description

A short, beefy man, with a pale complexion, and virtually no neck. He is typically outfitted in a practical manner, with tough black boots and a utility belt. His neat brown hair and mustache are both close-cropped. He usually wears a sword across his back.

▹Personality

Burkle likes to think of himself as a mysterious lone wolf, but that's a far cry from the truth. In reality he's a bit of a blabbermouth, and a little vain. Although not the most principled of men, he values his friendships and takes his commitments seriously. Despite this, he is never on time.

▹History

Burkle grew up on the outskirts of Kakariko village. He was an awkward child with few friends. Most of his youth was spent exploring the town's graveyard, where he developed a fascination with the ghosts and the supernatural. In his later years, he attempted to turn this into a career, but the market for ghost-hunting was less than ideal. These days, he makes ends meet by escorting merchants through dangerous terrain. Still, come nightfall, Burkle can be found patrolling through Hyrule's cemeteries, just in case...

▹Other

Burkle loves tiny dogs.

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Yeah, I see you checkin' out those thumbnails. Pretty dope, huh?
There's more where that came from. Maybe. If you're cool enough.
Or rich enough. Haha.
...wait, what do you mean "freebie thread"?

Likes: monsters, ladies, monster ladies, robots, exciting shapes
Dislikes: animals, clothing, what is texture even

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Let us resume our inquiry and state, in view of the fact that all knowledge and every pursuit aims at some good, what it is that we say political science aims at and what is the highest of all goods achievable by action. Verbally there is very general agreement; for both the general run of men and people of superior refinement say that it is happiness, and identify living well and doing well with being happy; but with regard to what happiness is they differ, and the many do not give the same account as the wise. For the former think it is some plain and obvious thing, like pleasure, wealth, or honour; they differ, however, from one another- and often even the same man identifies it with different things, with health when he is ill, with wealth when he is poor; but, conscious of their ignorance, they admire those who proclaim some great ideal that is above their comprehension. Now some thought that apart from these many goods there is another which is self-subsistent and causes the goodness of all these as well. To examine all the opinions that have been held were perhaps somewhat fruitless; enough to examine those that are most prevalent or that seem to be arguable.

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demon / summoner
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magical girl
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Name: Fougou Boxjak

Blood colour: #0047AB

Gender: Male

Symbol: Drill Bit

Personality: Fougou Boxjak is a blueblood in denial. He thinks the hemospectrum is bogus, and is pretty loathe to be associated with a bunch of stuffy aristocrats. He doesn't want respect handed down to him out of some crusty social obligation. He wants to take it by force. Because he's thug like that.

Fougou considers himself to be a rustblood in spirit. He knows what its like to be oppressed; He lives with Beetle Pappy. Nothing anyone says can convince him otherwise. He sticks to his delusions like a mothergrubbing magnet. It is truly miraculous.

The radio in his deep, subterranean hive only receives signals from a nearby juggalo station. As such, he has become a self-proclaimed purveyor of sick rhymes, and hopes to one day become the greatest slam poet in the land.

-> why does fougou like rap so much? (does B.P. approve?)
-> does he have other hobbies in his cave?
-> how often does he get out of the cave & what does he do outside
-> does he socialize & how does he get along with other trolls?
-> how does he respond to criticism & conflict?

Strengths:

• Confident: Fougou does not believe in failure. Any shortcoming on his part is merely a victory in progress. He welcomes new challenges and never runs from a fight.
  
  
• Creative - Because Fougou is unaffected by such pedestrian limitations as reality or basic social conventions, there's a lot of unorthodox ideas rattling around that big ole thinkpan of his. He's quick to generate ideas and works well on his feet.
  
  
• Articulate - Due to his unhealthy obsession for spitting redhot fires, Fougou has developed a way with words. This often makes him look considerably more intelligent than he actually is.
  
  

Flaws:

• Egocentric - This guy is so ******** flushed for himself, it is embarrassing. If he wasn't so convinced he was a suffering artist, he would probably think he was the Empress.
  
  
• Vulgar - Fougou takes delight in offending others. Their discomfort validates his belief that he is progressive and edgy. Any emotional reaction is clearly proof that his target is emotional and irrational and ergo wrong. BOOM, ROASTED.
  
  
• Naive - The guy spends most of his time shut in a cave. The bulk of his worldly experiences are imaginary, and strictly indulgent by nature. He has a lot of misconceptions about how society actually works, and is reluctant to dismiss them.
  
  

Weapon: Rotary Hammer Drill

Appearance: Fougou has a large, beaky nose. His eyes are small and squinty. He is far sighted and often wears a pair of loupe glasses. He has a weak chin, an overbite, and a greasy quiff. His horns resemble twist bits. He does not believe in posture. His clothing is comfortable with an extraneous number of pockets. Just what an attractive troll.

Home: Cave, Busthind Mountain.

-> series of holes
-> kept tunneling everywhere
-> as wiggler made little tunnels BP couldnt get into
-> BP destroyed some of his tunnels
-> terrible
-> unsafe (BP makes safe tunnels)

where has your troll chosen to build their first house? locations currently available: forest, city, suburb, desert, mountain, lakeside, plains, beach, cave, ocean and lake (ocean and lake available to aquatic trolls only). please check the thread on alternia locations in the information subforum for a more in-depth explanation on where you are placing your troll! what does their house look like? what is their aesthetic?

Lusus: Beetle Pappy is a large, fat beetle, with mandibles resembling a mustache. His wings resemble those of a bat. He is a fearless explorer and proud warrior. He is also in insufferable worrywart, much to Fougou's dismay. Beetle Pappy refuses to acknowledge that the troll charge is no longer a tiny, puling wiggler, and would still chew his food for him, given the opportunity. He refuses to let Fougou leave the cave unsupervised, and even within the safe walls of this subterranean cradle, Beetle Pappy rarely allows his charge any privacy. Their relationship is testy.

Power: Hella sick rhymes.

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FOUGOU PART 2

Rock_hard_yo

Name: Fougou Boxjak

Blood colour: #0047AB

Gender: Male

Symbol: Drill Bit

Personality: Fougou Boxjak is the greatest, most intelligent troll in the world. Or at least he thinks so. In his defense, the guy doesn't get out much. On the rare occasion he does leave his cave, his lusus is always there to remind him of how terrible the outside world is. However, Fougou is also the bravest, most powerful troll in existence, and whatever's out there, he can not only handle it, but single-handedly fix it. Given fins, he would probably fancy himself an empress.

His life is a largely solitary one. Much of his time is spent developing and maintaining his ever-expanding hive, whilst secretly planning elaborate escape missions to the superterranean, away from the prying eyes of Beetle Pappy.


-> why does fougou like rap so much? (does B.P. approve?)
-> does he have other hobbies in his cave?
-> how often does he get out of the cave & what does he do outside
-> does he socialize & how does he get along with other trolls?
-> how does he respond to criticism & conflict?

Strengths:

• Persistent - Fougou does not believe in failure. Any shortcoming on his part is merely a victory in progress. He welcomes new challenges and never runs from a fight.
  
  
• Creative - Because Fougou is unaffected by such pedestrian limitations as reality or basic social conventions, there's a lot of unorthodox ideas rattling around that big ole thinkpan of his. He's quick to generate ideas and works well on his feet.
  
  
• Industrious - CRAFTS BLAH BLAH BLAH
  
  

Flaws:

• Egocentric - He is pretty much flushed for himself.
  
  
• Hostile - Fougou takes delight in offending others. Their discomfort validates his belief that he is progressive and edgy.
  
  
• Naive - The guy spends most of his time shut in a cave. The bulk of his worldly experiences are imaginary, and strictly indulgent by nature. He has a lot of misconceptions about how society actually works, and is reluctant to dismiss them.
  
  

Weapon: Rotary Hammer Drill

Appearance: Fougou has a large, beaky nose. His eyes are small and squinty. He is far sighted and often wears a pair of loupe glasses. He has a weak chin, an overbite, and a shitty bowlcut, courtesy of Beetle Pappy. His horns resemble twist bits. He does not believe in posture. His clothing is comfortable with an extraneous number of pockets. Just what an attractive troll.

Home: Cave, Busthind Mountain.

-> series of holes
-> kept tunneling everywhere
-> as wiggler made little tunnels BP couldnt get into
-> BP destroyed some of his tunnels
-> terrible
-> unsafe (BP makes safe tunnels)

where has your troll chosen to build their first house? locations currently available: forest, city, suburb, desert, mountain, lakeside, plains, beach, cave, ocean and lake (ocean and lake available to aquatic trolls only). please check the thread on alternia locations in the information subforum for a more in-depth explanation on where you are placing your troll! what does their house look like? what is their aesthetic?

Lusus: Beetle Pappy is a colossal beetle, with mandibles resembling a mustache. His wings resemble those of a bat. He is a fearless explorer and proud warrior. He is also in insufferable worrywart, much to Fougou's dismay. Beetle Pappy refuses to acknowledge that the troll charge is no longer a tiny, puling wiggler, and would still chew his food for him, given the opportunity. He is disturbed by the political climate of the day, and refuses to let Fougou leave the cave unsupervised. Even within the safe walls of this subterranean cradle, Beetle Pappy rarely allows his charge any privacy. Their relationship is testy.

Power: Radiates hipness.