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Greetings, Sciencers! As you know, most animals on this strange yet endearing planet have a particular time of the year when they prefer to partner off. Mating season is not a trend in humans, but I do like to point out the scientific parallels between a traditional mating season and our yearly Valentine's Day celebrations. It's peculiar, isn't it? Research can reveal so much, but has no evidence that supports the reasoning behind romance flourishing in mid-February. On that note, it is important to realize that not every participant of the season even intends to find a romantic partner. Personally, I've no time for dating. Science is my only love interest, and we've a relationship built on trust, passion, and experimentation. Quite healthy! Likewise, the fantastic new Evolving Item currently undergoing study at the EI Labs has many a Valentine's tale to tell. Let's observe:





Ooh, such a gripping story! I'm unsure of how to record it, scientifically, but I think that a subject exhibiting such charisma and mysterious allure should really be studied a tad more intently. Perhaps we'll have to hire more interns for the task! Happy day! I love interns! They work for free, the volunteer as test subject for free, and they leave me free to go exploring while they do the tedious lab work. Ah, I can feel my heart warming already. I guess it really must be the season for affection! Of course, you'll simply have to wait until next week to reach the next milestone in the tale of My Bloody Valentine. You can pick up your own prototype version in La Victoire in the meantime. Keep studying, Scienteers!