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How's it going, civilians? After a long night of pondering my place in the world, I've decided that along with being a completely and totally fabulous shopkeeper at the best store ever, I could really start a strong career as an assassin. I mean, think about it: I'm adorable! You would never suspect me! Anyways, I hired the best stealth shooter in town to give me a few lessons.

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Gale Sniper is as swift, deadly, and totally stylish. This adorable assassin is about the most charming hired gun to ever drop through my skylight on a wire. If there were, say, some sort of world where all of this was just some kind of sick multiplayer murder spree in something marketed as a fun way to relax, I would have to agree that this kick-butt sniper is about the coolest class around! But of course that's entirely hypothetical. I'm not sure how well my lessons are going, though-- when your teacher calls you a "scrub," is that a good thing or a bad one?

Stop by La Victoire for a meet and greet with the awesome Gale Sniper before this suave shooter leaves the shop on December 8th at 9:59 AM PST or as soon as it sells out! See you soon, Gaians! In my crosshairs, that is. (Don't worry, it's just a rubber band gun until my training ends, then it goes up to water. After that, water with a dash of hot sauce! And one day, maybe even tomatoes. Then my illustrious career as Jet the HitKitten begins.)

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