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okay so the first idea i'm going to post here is going to be my idea based off the emperor's new groove. it's a total comedy and it's mostly for shits and giggles and isn't serious at all. so if you're someone who can't laugh at s**t or whatever, then this is def. not for you lol.

and i actually came up with this on someone else's thread so i'm just going to give you the snip bits of that conversation okay but it'll still pretty much give you all you need to know.

"also, man, have you guys ever watched emperor's new groove?
i would so not mind doing a totally gay, totally sexual roleplay based off of that for shits and giggles.
i mean can you imagine it? i mean, horrible personalities are already great in roleplays but like,
imagine guys, we just make it totally gay, so like. they're both totally falling for each other, but the friend dude, the guy helping the other dude get back to his home or whatever so he can turn back to normal has to eventually start fighting the whole "no i can't be attracted to him he's an animal and yeah he's not really an animal but... but he's an animal."
and the other dude starts to fall secretly for the helper too but he's all self-conscious and s**t. "no, he could never fall for someone like me. i mean look at me! i'm a ********' llama ( or something )".
and so there's all this s**t ton of sexual tension but like.
one of them is a ********' animal until further notice.

idk guys, i think it could be pretty ********' fantastic.

also helper dude starts questioning if he's into bestiality and awkwardly starts trying to see if he is also attracted to squirrels or some s**t and suddenly starts feeling really gross/dirty when he's like, patting a dog or some s**t lol. IDK GUYS it's funnier than what i'm saying but i still think it could be funny."

"ALSO GUYS LIKE. you could even throw in a "both people can play him" third character based off of kronk.
and like he's always been into bestiality right bc of his thing with squirrels and since he never actually remembers that he's supposed to be working against the first two guys, eventually he starts having heart to hearts with the other dudes.
"no man, it's perfectly okay. i remember i was confused like you too when i first started realizing it for myself."
it would be ********' amazing okay."

"AND EVENTUALLY GUYS it just gets too much and both of them break down and it's like a perfect scene with like setting sun and rippling waters and flowers magically all of a sudden blooming and they're looking deep into each other's eyes and then like they both say it at the same time.

"should we try it?"

and then there's this awkward moving towards each other thing, and human dude doesn't know where to put his hands bc ******** the other guy is, again, a llama and he doesn't really have experience holding llamas and the llama guy wants to hold him but hello he's a llama he can't walk on two feet and he also has llama feet and then they're both super awkwardly staring at each other, neither quite sure how this is supposed to go and work but there is love in their eyes and magic in the air and kronk is watching from a bush with tears of pride and happiness in his eyes and it would be perfect."

also this part was added by roadkill season okay but i liked it so i'm taking it and they can just suck my d**k for it no i love you really i do.

"yes i like your ideas, only i think in the love scene there should also be a moment where the llama accidentally plants a hoof in the other guy's eye, but it's okay because then they both have a good laugh and the tension is broken and now they can just be comfortable with each other."

so yeah. there you have it.

tl;dr: based off emperor's new groove, one dude who is turned into an animal and another dude who is helping. eventually animal dude and helper dude started getting feels for each other but then there's the whole fact that animal dude is a temporary animal and they have to work past that. also an optional character based off kronk who has always been into bestiality anyway and so is their cheerleader sort of.

i need to watch this movie. note: it's called j'ai tue ma mere (which means i killed my mother for those curious)

porn star(s)

so this is going to be all about superheroes with the most useless powers ever.

and that is pretty much the whole plot lololol. seriously. i mean, what else is there? two superheroes that have to save the world from invading aliens/evil robots/super villains, but they have the most useless superpowers in the history of superpowers, and just how the ******** are they supposed to save anything with that?

or we could have a superhero and super villain thing, where it is sort of like megamind, if you're ever watched that? the super villain and superhero are like friends in denial about their friendship, and their fights are the most pathetic things ever, either a) bc the superhero has useless powers and the super villain is obv. not even trying (and still winning, or not winning bc he doesn't want his not-friend-but-actually-friend to be a laughing stock). they could even be friends when they aren't playing superhero/super villain. and maybe the superhero is just totally oblivious and either doesn't realize the super villain is who he is, or he thinks he's tricking him and the super villain doesn't really know it's him. and then maybe some real bad guy comes along and the superhero finally realizes how totally useless/oblivious he is bc the new bad guy rubs it in his face and anyway the two end up having to pair up and defeat him or something. or b) (lol yes this took a long time to get to) bc they both have useless superpowers and so their fights never really amount to anything even though they make a huge deal about it anyway. idk guys.

it's basically a comedy okay guys lol it's probably not going to be legit or serious at all.

tl;dr useless superheroes (that might not realize how useless they are) and maybe some super villains too.

SUPERNATURAL PARANORMAL s**t

note: you guys should read john dies at the end

one so this one would be like believer and non-believer sort of.

so basically, this new guy moves in next to non-believer (who will be known as NB). and fuuuuck man is he crazy. nb is watching like, box after box of s**t being loaded into this dude's house/apartment, and some of the s**t he sees in the open boxes really make him arch a brow. and then he actually meets the dude, and his suspicions are confirmed. ********' insane, man. when he asks the guy what he does for a living, the guy starts talking about ghosts and ghouls and vampires and werewolves and how he investigates s**t concerning them and stuff. the whole while NB is just smiling along and trying to slowly back into his house, bc he thinks the new guy is going to crack any second and stab him or some s**t.

needless to say, NB tries his best to avoid his new neighbor. mr. paranormal investigator doesn't make it easy though. he's constantly catching NB on his way to work, or stopping over or some s**t - all so he can tell him about all his amazing adventures. like the ghost in his attic, or how he chilled at a blood bar with a vampire the night before. s**t like that. by around a year in, NB is convinced the other dude needs to be put in a mental asylum.

but it only gets worse. after a while, PI dude starts getting even more crazy. starts talking about some kind of supernatural/paranormal rebellion/revolution thing that's going to happen. s**t is going to get crazy, bc the werewolves/ghouls/goblins/etc are ********' tired of being in hiding. so they're going to show the world what they're made of and s**t. the only reason someone from that side tipped PI dude off was because he's made some friends, helped some creatures out here and there. he isn't totally hated in that neck of the woods, essentially. so why is he telling NB this? bc for some strange, delusional reason, he thinks they're best friends or whatever. NB doesn't share the same feeling. so he just smiles and nods and says thanks for sharing like he usually does, bc he is still trying not to get on the other's bad side. you don't get on the bad side of some insane person, or you're going to wake up to them eating your face one day, right?

anyway, NB forgets about it, like he does with most of PI's stories. or, at least, he tries to. but PI keeps bringing it up, doesn't let it go. then a month or two later, PI suddenly disappears. just goes away for a month. NB is happy as s**t.

you know, until he wakes up one day to hear the sound of people screaming, cars crashing, and just basically utter chaos. so what does he do? looks out the window to see some ********' werewolf chewing through the neck of the old lady that lives down the street. and the street is ********' teeming with these things. everything you've ever read about in stories or seen in those supernatural tv series is out there. and they're just going ballistic on the human population.

then there's a knocking on the door. naturally, he isn't ********' about to open that s**t up, not without some protection anyway. so NB runs to the kitchen and grabs the biggest ********' knife he can find, but as he approaches the door, prepared to stab anything that bursts through it, he hears the voice of PI. he throws open the door, too disbelieving and curious not to - though with knife still in hand - to see the dude standing there. and despite how crazy s**t is, the first thing NB says is: "i swear to god, if you say "i told you so", i'm stabbing you." or something like that lololol.

tl;dr some paranormal investigator moves in next to a non-believer, and they become "friends". aka, non-believer is too scared paranormal investigator will kill him in his sleep if he isn't nice to him, bc he believes the guy is insane. and then there is this whole supernatural/paranormal rebellion/revolution (which paranormal investigator dude had warned non-believer about, but non-believer didn't believe him) and they have to figure s**t out. idk, i left it kind of open ended so you guys can input your ideas too.

two this is going to be like a ghost/imaginary friend and author pairing thing. it could use some work.

so there's this super famous, new author around. his books sell like crazy, and he's the newest sensation. he's on the tv, he's in the magazines and newspapers - his books are everywhere. people who don't even like reading read his s**t. basically, he's super ********' great and popular.

'cept, he aint' the one writing those amazing books.

it's the ghost "haunting" him (or his imaginary friend, either or) that is doing all the writing. well, all the thinking, anyway. the ghost/imaginary friend just tells him what to write. then he types it up, sends it to a publisher and voila. it's a pretty sweet deal.

but that's pretty much all i have for this lol. it's really vague and there isn't much to go on, which means unless we added something to it, it could get potentially boring. so maybe they have a fight and a break up and then the dude has to go hunt down his ghost/imaginary friend, but how the ******** do you find someone like that? you can't exactly put up "lost" posters, right? can't contact the police either. but idk, really. we'd def. need to plot this into something a little more first.

tl;dr there's a new, really popular author on the block. thing is, it isn't him who writes the book, but his imaginary friend/the ghost that "haunts" him. then maybe the ghost/imaginary friend goes missing after a bad fight or something but idek. we'll have to plot beyond that first sentence lol.

PROMPT THINGS

a malicious crime lord (mafia boss?) with a taste for the finer things and a dislike for the unsanitary. and then his overly affectionate right hand killer with a craving for blood and a kack for getting it all over himself. end result? suits worth thousands of dollars tossed in the trash far too often due to secondhand blood stains.

vampires.

sadomasochism.

control issues.

liking possessiveness only from that special someone.

unhealthy relationships.

vet keeping a “stray cat”.

artists/pastry chefs/etc that pour their emotions into their work.
and then someone who falls in love with a painting/cake/etc. and thus their creator.
fire

unicorns guys. unicorns.

note: ALSO BC I WAS THINKING TOO you know while falling asleep on you and whatever lol. i'm thinking of having this roleplay where like THE UNICORN IS NOT WHAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS. it is still a horse with a horn (or whatever variation you want to use since there are a few) but it isn't this sweet gentle peaceful LOVELY GOOD OMEN thing that people make it out to be. in fact it's actually this super ********' evil douche bag and you don't want to go ********' near it. especially if you're a virgin bc it's not that only virgins can tame it but actually it's bc it LIKES TO EAT VIRGINS. ... bc you know obv. i can't go one roleplay without some character eating humans obv. but yeah that's all i got for that one lol.

but then there's this other one bc i was researching unicorns hoping it would give me an idea and supposedly royalty used to make utensils out of unicorn horn (not real unicorn horn they were p. much all fakes) bc it would negate any poison in their food and stuff. so maybe we could have this young royal (or not so young it doesn't matter) who has royally ******** his kingdom so he's constantly worried about being poisoned or whatever and then he hears rumors of a unicorn spotted around so he GOES ON A JOURNEY to find this unicorn so that he can take its horn (or maybe bring it back to the people to idk show that he is actually a GOOD GUY or to make them feel confident that good times are coming bc that is what unicorns signify). and i guess you could incorporate this one into your idea maybe the royal brings his most trusted (or whatever) knight along with him to help him capture the unicorn not realizing the unicorn IS this knight who was just out for a stroll the other time and accidentally got seen. and then it could turn into this unicorn ******** with the royal bc he thinks it's funny but also maybe helping him and giving him advice on being a good royal (this is why i said young bc i figured it would be bc the dude was inexperienced and not just you know SHITTY but it works either way) and how to win back the people and whatever. or it could just be the knight unicorn ******** with the royal either or lol.