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This week, we've got a brand new item: the bizarrely loveable Diapered Egg! You'll also witness the exciting start of the Anima Adamantea's evolution, plus an update to the oddball Wingding Shirt!

Also: Dander is leaving the Cash Shop next week, so don't miss your chance to grab some fluff!



To pick up a first-generation Diapered Egg for yourself or a friend, just visit the Gaia Cash Shop!




Stick around for the full report by Dr. Singh, plus the return of her enthusiastic sidekick, Timmy!



Dr. Singh: Hi, everyone! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report, your trusted source for all the latest news on your favorite items. As you can see, after a long ordeal of insanity and age-inappropriate hair growth, Timmy's back to normal and ready to do the show! How are you, Timmy?

Timmy: Golly, Doc, I'm ready to sidekick the heck outta this thing!

Dr. Singh: Are you sure? No evil remnants? No perverse desire to listen to smooth jazz? No thirst for boxed liquor?

Timmy: Holy smokes, definitely not! I've never felt less evil in my life, Doc, and I personally kinda think smooth jazz is an abominable corruption of art... no offense or anything, but I'm more of a washboard skiffle fan.

Dr. Singh: Oh, Timmy, it's wonderful to have your adorable old skiffle-loving self back!

Timmy: It's great to be here, but maybe we should get down to business!

Dr. Singh: Of course! The big news this week is a brand-new evolving item: the Diapered Egg! Considering the season, I'd speculate that this cute pink shell hides something of the cherubic variety. It's a great time to get in on the ground floor: if you act now, you'll get a first-generation version, which holds more value in the Marketplace and gets all the new evolutions first!

Timmy: Diapers! On an egg! It's unprecedented, Doc!

Dr. Singh: We've also got two excellent items evolving this week: the Anima Adamantea and the Wingding Shirt! Which one shall we talk about first, little buddy?

Timmy: Gosh, the Anima Whatsit looks pretty neat... what the heck is it?

Dr. Singh: Good question! Based on my research, this high-tech armor shell actually forms a unique bond with body and spirit of its owner. Sounds pretty exciting, doesn't it?

Timmy: Jinkies! It sure does! I know I tend to get excited about pretty much everything, Doc, but right now I'm gettin' that special kinda excitement I only get when an item is swell as heck!

Dr. Singh: It certainly is swell, and it'll only get sweller as time goes on. So, looks like we've also got an update to the Wingding Shirt, with more symbols, more poses and another outrageous increase in the chest area...

Timmy: Goodness gracious, I'm certainly not old enough to be aware of the implications of this, but it sure looks bouncy.

Dr. Singh: Well said, Timmy. That's about it for this week's report, ladies and gentlemen! Don't forget to pick your favorite in our weekly evolving item poll! Say bye bye, Timmy.

Timmy: Bye, everyone!