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This week's top news...

• New evolving item: Changeling Baby!
  
• Another new evolving item: Infernal Spirit!
  
• Jinxi's Charm is evolving for the first time
  
• New evolutions from Gimpi and Holy S#17
  
• A visit from Dr. Singh's eccentric brother...

Dr. Singh: Hi, everybody! Welcome to the Evolving Item Report, your trusted source for all the latest-- Prakash! It's... uh... good to... what the hell are you doing here?

Prakash Singh: What? Who?

Dr. Singh: Who let you in here? You'll have to excuse me for a moment, ladies and gentlemen; my... eccentric brother somehow managed to sneak in here...

Prakash Singh: I did not sneak! I explained to the studio security man that I am your brother, and he was quite happy to let me in after I managed to wrestle free of his grasp and run through that door over there. So, hello! Big hugs for big sisters!

Dr. Singh: No! I've got a show to do, Prakash, so please don't get in the way. We've got a new evolving item today-- the Changeling Baby! This mysterious foundling is available as either a boy or a girl... they look similar now, but they'll begin to be quite different as the evolve.

And don't forget about the Infernal Spirit, a dazzling ball of flame with hints of brilliant red and gold...I hear tales that it represents the soul of an ancient hero. Though its beginnings are rather humble, I have a feeling it's going to get quite extravagant-- ancient heroes are like that.

You can pick up a first-generation Changeling Baby or Infernal Spirit now in the Gaia Cash shop-- don't miss your chance to get all the newest poses before anyone else!

Prakash Singh: Oh, look at you! I'm so proud of my big sister... so big and smart! Smart and bulky. Have you gained weight? You look wonderful.

Dr. Singh: Er, thank you, Prakash, but please shut up. I've got to finish the show. More big news this week: Jinxi's Charm is evolving for the first time! This cute but creepy little doll has a lot of strange things in store, so we'll want to watch it closely over the coming months.

Prakash Singh: It's so, so good to see you again. Just like old times! Hey! Remember when we were small? We had such weak bladders then. Oh, so precious. They couldn't take us anywhere!

Dr. Singh: I'm sure the audience doesn't need to hear about all that, Prakash. We're here to talk about science, remember? In other scientific news, the adorable bit of cosmic detritus known as Holy S#17 has evolved again, and sweet little Gimpi is really starting to grow up. I can't wait to see what--

Prakash Singh: Prakash and Drippy! Remember? They called you "Drippy" due to the incontinence!

Dr. Singh: You still have... quite an imagination... don't listen to him, ladies and gentlemen, he's a very strange and disturbed individual. Isn't that right, Prakash?

Prakash Singh: So they say, big sister! But I feel wonderful. Let's go have milkshakes! Why won't you return my calls, Drippy? Oh, it's so good to be on your lovely television show. You must be so successful! Surely you must have a beautiful house with plenty of spare rooms, I'd imagine!

Dr. Singh: Ugh. That's all the time we have for this week, ladies and gentlemen. On a disturbing final note: the Death Whisper was due for an update this week, but the artist working on it has fallen ill... it seems the very curse that gives the item its dark power has begun to infect its creator, as well! Look for a Death Whisper update sometime soon.

Prakash Singh: Goodbye! My sister has to go buy me a milkshake now! The show is over!

Dr. Singh: No! Wait! Don't forget to vote in our weekly poll! Have a good night, ladies and gentlemen.