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This just in: an unusually agitated member of the Gaia Staff just handed me this urgent bulletin!

    Boooooy howdy, ladies and gentlemen, we've got ourselves a FIRE SALE!

    All t-shirts must go! Every single t-shirt in the Gaia Store is now FIVE BUCKS OFF its original price! Incredible savings! Ridiculous, stupefyingly low prices! Brain-melting deals!

    Why have we slashed prices on all of our shirts up to 41.65 percent!? Because we have deep-rooted psychological problems that can only be soothed by unfathomable bargains! We invite you to take advantage of our temporary insanity from now until March 31st!