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Please be kind enough to abide by the following few rules of conduct. Some of our regulars can become very cross when the rules are broken. ...And you really don't want to know where that could land you... ... ...


Thread Rules
-//- Follow Gaia's basic Tos.
-//- Be polite and respectful, and that goes for anyone here.
-//- If you "TypE l1K3 diS sHitZ", I WILL STRANGLE YOU! >__>
-//- No spamming or flaming, because I can burn you harder, and you really don't want that. XD
-//- No begging. I'm not a generous person, really. 7__7
-//- Don't ask for a job. I'm very particular, and take this responsibility on my own.
-//- If you harass me about your order, whether here in the thread or by PM, be prepared to be smarmed, blacklisted, and reported.
-//- Feel free to give me suggestions, but be nice about it. Don't demand things from me, because I simply WON'T do them. ...And will PROBABLY blacklist you.


Custom Ordering Rules
-//- ALWAYS use the order form. I will refuse any orders filed without them, end of story.
-//- Do NOT PM your order. You WILL be ignored, and will be blacklisted.
-//- Anything bought here (or from any of my shops, for that matter) is to remain only on Gaia servers. Posting in Gaia ONLY signatures, journals and profiles is accepted and appreciated!
-//- When slots are full or closed, do not order!! Just keep checking post 1 to see when one opens up.
-//- BE VERY SPECIFIC!! I don't want to be PMing people right and left. I'll PM you if it's something I feel needs clarification, but other than that, if you don't specify color, placement, design, etc., I WILL DECIDE.
-//- I GO BY YOUR ORDER!! So if you've left any spelling mistakes or whatnot, it's on your own head. If I catch it beforehand (like "You were loves" instead of "You were loved".), I'll PM you for clarification. After that, it's up to YOU to check your order. If it's as you stated in the thread the first time, you'll be paying extra to get it fixed. Proofread, children! Proofread!
-//- TWO STONES MAX AT ONE TIME PER PERSON!! I know a lot of people want to get plots for all of their roleplaying characters, and that is truly an honor. However, it's too easy to get swamped with so many orders coming in!! So please, only order two at a time. Just leave me a note if you want all of your stones lined up with those you've already ordered.
-//- One slot per person!! I shouldn't have to specify this, but...I'm going to anyway. If I find out you're using a mule to hork more than one, you're SO blacklisted!
-//- Begin a trade to Kadeejah Seshat with the proper amount of gold attached as soon as you're finished posting. Failure to do so will grant your request ignored.
-//- LABEL YOUR TRADE, PLEASE!! Unlabled trades will be declined and the connected order ignored. It's hard enough to keep track of my trades without having to guess what you're paying me for.
-//- No hassling me. There may be a few days wait between your order and when you receive it. Rest assured, however, that once I have accepted your trade with your gold, it means that I've finished your order, and am only waiting on you to approve the trade yourself. As soon as I've seen that, I'll PM your order!
-//- All orders must be hosted on your own server!! Due to bandwidth restrictions from Photobucket, you'll need to host your orders on your own server.
-//- Be sure and link your order back to this thread, and above all, NO STEALING! You break this rule, you're blacklisted and reported.


Premade Style Ordering Rules
-//- ALL APPLICABLE RULES FROM THE ABOVE APPLY!! No exceptions whatsoever. Don't like it? Don't order.
-//- ONLY THE TEXT CAN BE CUSTOMIZED on premade styles. The rest; colors and all; comes as-is.
-//- Yes, they're cheaper to buy premade than to build them yourself. Check my math if you don't believe me.

Complete Premade Ordering Rules
-//- ALL APPLICABLE RULES FROM THE ABOVE APPLY!! No exceptions whatsoever. Don't like it? Don't order.
-//- You can order as many character/celebrity complete memorials with one form in one post as you like.
-//- Suggestions for new additions are more than welcome, but please, don't make demands.


Bribe Slots Ordering Rules
-//- Bribe slots can ONLY be paid for with a Sealed Letter, Thank You Letter, or Monthly Collectible worth more than 10k. Steep, but accurate, all things considering.
-//- Bribe orders can be worth up to 5k, but can include no more than 2 stones and an order for credit, reaching a combined total up to that amount.
-//- There are only ever TWO BRIBE SLOTS at one time. Once they're open again, feel free to bribe away.
-//- If you intend on entering for one of the bribe slots, IN THE PS SECTION OF YOUR FORM, PLEASE SAY SO.
-//- Even though your order will be finished even before those who posted before you in the regular slots, there are no guarantees on how fast your order will be filled after posting. I do have a life, you know. If you don't want to leave a Letter/Collectible sitting in a trade for a while, don't bribe.


Credit Rules
-//- ALL APPLICABLE RULES FROM THE ABOVE APPLY!! No exceptions whatsoever. Don't like it? Don't order.
-//- You may place your credit order along with your stone order, whether you've ordered one stone or two. Just be sure and use the proper form.
-//- You may order credit for as many people as you'd like in one post, using seperate forms for each.
-//- Whether you are purchasing credit for yourself or for someone else, please include the exact username. I will not be held responsible for giving credit to the wrong person if it's by your own mistake.
-//- If this credit is a gift, I will be the one to send the PM to the recipient. I will need to include a link to the thread, and a few other details to them, so it's best if it comes from me.
-//- Credit will be used on the next QUALIFYING purchase(s), until it has been depleted!! No hold-offs. If less than 10g remains, I will keep the remainder for myself, and the credit will be fully depleted. Mainly because nothing here costs less than 10g.
-//- Please specify in the trade title that it is a credit purchase, and not for a stone.


-//- And now, the biggest rule of them all!! This shop is purely for amusement! If anyone uses anything purchased from here for nefarious means (such as threats or intimidation), I am not taking responsibility for their idiocy. I will, however, blacklist them straight-away if I am notified, so feel free to PM me if you have proof.


Order Layout - Merchandise
Step 1. -//- Post your order for your stone(s) IN THE THREAD.
Step 2. -//- IMMEDIATELY send the labeled trade for the full amount to Kadeejah Seshat.
Step 3. -//- Wait for your order to be filled (or for a PM to be sent to you regarding clarification on details for your order).
Step 4. -//- You will see me then AND ONLY THEN fully accept your trade.
Step 5. -//- Accept your end of the trade.
Step 6. -//- THERE MAY BE A MINOR WAIT FOR YOUR STONE. See, I'm not online 24/7, but rest assured that as soon as I'm back online, you WILL receive your order.
Step 7. -//- Save and upload your order to your own server and be sure to link back. Some good free image hosts are Photobucket and ImageShack.

Order Layout - Credit
Step 1. -//- Post your order for your credit IN THE THREAD.
Step 2. -//- IMMEDIATELY send the labeled trade for the full amount to Kadeejah Seshat.
Step 3. -//- Wait for your trade to be accepted on my end.
Step 5. -//- Accept your end of the trade.
Step 4. -//- You will see me then AND ONLY THEN add your credit to the list in the Obituaries post.

If you do decide to purchase something from us - and I do so certainly hope you do - please use the forms below when ordering. And remember, kiddies: Post your order in this thread. Do not PM your order. Also: Begin the trade with Kadeejah Seshat immediately after posting... ... ...

Note: The forms below are for use to request fully customized stones ONLY. The forms for pre-mades can be found in the "Wholesale" post, and the form for credit can be found in the "Obituaries" post.

All *'d fields in the form below are a MAXIMUM of 16 alpha-numeric characters long, INCLUDING punctuation and spaces.


Short Stone Order Form, Size 1



All **'d fields in the form below are a MAXIMUM of 15 alpha-numeric characters long, INCLUDING punctuation and spacing.


Sculpted Stone Order Form



All *'d fields in the form below are a MAXIMUM of 15 alpha-numeric characters long, INCLUDING punctuation and spaces.


Short Stone With Base Order Form, Size 3



All *'d fields in the form below are a MAXIMUM of 15 alpha-numeric characters long, INCLUDING punctuation and spaces.


Urn With Base Order Form, Size 4

Perhaps you're looking for something a little less involved? In that case, we can assist you there as well. In this section, we'll show you a series of pre-designed plots for you to simply add words to. Though it makes your memorial a little less personal, it can also save you some much-needed gold. The choice is yours, make it wisely... ... ... Please see the Conduct post for specific details.

Note: Please use the form below when ordering a stone on a pre-made base.

Premade Plot Design Form


Note: It's cheaper to buy these pre-made than it is to construct them yourself!






Maybe you're not looking for something to personalize? Maybe you'd rather remember a character, or maybe a celebrity, that you held a particular fondness for, but you'd rather not go through all the trouble of creating a stone specifically for them. We, once again, can help you in this situation as well. We now have, below, a growing series of pre-made stones for some of fandom's favorites. Take a peek, won't you... ... ...?

Note: Please use the form below when ordering a character or celebrity memorial.

Complete Memorial Plot Form


Note: It's cheaper to buy these pre-made than it is to construct them yourself!

Customers
And now, a list of everyone who's been kind enough to purchase one of our little oddities. Pay them a visit, maybe? It would be simply wonderful if you did. (To keep this list from getting too long and cluttered, repeat customers will be listed only once.)



Credit
You may request credit for yourself or someone else to be used here at the shop by simply posting the following form and sending a trade for your listed amount. Please see the Conduct post for specific details.


Those With Credit
-//- NotteRequiem - ALL modifications for "John R. Barres" stone free of charge
-//- Guillotine Dress - ONE free stone
-//- Dark Jagan - ONE free stone for a specific memorial
-//- Tiara Edenbeam - ONE free stone for a specific memorial
-//- Havoc Kitten - ONE free stone
-//- The Only Death Note - 1300g 890g 475g worth of merchandise
1300g - 410g (pg.30) = 890g - 415g (pg.36) = 475g
-//- o_chibi_chan - 700g worth of merchandise

Open, posting allowed, ready for orders!

Your order is accepted and is being filled right now! Thanks much!!

Bump!!