Hey guys! It's great to be back on Gaia! I don't know what I'm doing here, except that the admins asked me to give you a message and I can't find my pants. Who cares? Pants are for jerks! WHOOOO!

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Ah, springtime, when the seed of excitement blossoms into the beautiful flower of hype! Our enthusiasm for the May Monthly Collectibles has outgrown its larval stage, and will now emerge from its cocoon as glorious HINTS!

  • When "going dumb," it's important to ride properly. Just ask E-40.
  • Some people say I'm crazy. I've got to think of a good comeback for that!
  • Why do we throw rice at newlyweds, or throw pies in the face of clowns? I guess throwing food is just lucky, for some reason.
  • One of these items is something Gaians have been requesting for more than a year. That's a lame hint, but it's true!
  • What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Stick him in the cabin...
  • Johnny Depp suffered this affliction long ago (no, not scissor hands!)


Think you've got what it takes to decode these fiendish, mind-crippling hints? Talk 'em over on the forums, meditate upon them in quiet contemplation, scream them from the rooftops in the vain hope that someone will answer... or just wait until next Tuesday, the 15th, when all will be revealed!

To find out more about MCs, check out our Monthly Collectible Info Page.