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Post: 101720479_1 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:25:24 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:25:24 +0000

THE COMMITTEE

Hello Everybody.

We have been made aware of certain updates made to certain competing products, in an attempt to shift focus from our very own motoIQ.

So yes, its true. MotoIQ is not currently allowed to have friends.

We say, not allowed, because while it is technically possible, due to his extremely high load of simultaneous processes,
we believe it could cause a interpsychological conflict that could potentially trigger a quantic tantrum.

In the best interests of Tomorrowness-

[NPC] Gelong Duske

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Post: 101720479_2 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:10:01 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:10:01 +0000

Oh excuse me for stepping in-

But don’t you think making a product with such an obvious flaw is showing a clear lack of concern for the Gaian public?

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Post: 101720479_3 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:10:41 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:10:41 +0000

Gelong Duske!!! How did you get past security!?

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Post: 101720479_4 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:11:41 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:11:41 +0000

Nevermind that! I’m here on behalf of the people of Gaia.

I believe your motoIQ is too dangerous to be wandering free in public.

I demand you recall him and shut down the program immediately.

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Post: 101720479_5 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:12:50 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:12:50 +0000

Well, that’s certainly an interesting viewpoint from someone who is producing an INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE project that clearly isn’t in anyone's best interests but your own!

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Post: 101720479_6 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:13:48 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:13:48 +0000

I can assure you that Galexa is 100% safe.

She is far superior to your motoIQ in every way.

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Post: 101720479_7 created on Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:30 +0000
Posted: Thu, 26 Jan 2017 23:14:30 +0000

How dare you insult us on our own stage.. During our own PowerPresentation!!! Not only are your statements untrue, We would venture to say that we are fully confident that motoIQ can match, if not surpass your Galexa in any test comparing the two.