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Yo, Gaians! I meant to hit you up about this before now, but the sun's been killer and I didn't want to miss out on a chance to perfect my tan. Really adds to the summer beach hunk look, ya know. I didn't want to miss out on the chance to pick up on some hot babes, either, so that distracted me too. Or at least, the bombshell at the beach sure did, but I was in the middle of hitting her up a bunch of other people showed up and totally ruined my moves! It was like...an invasion of beach bums!

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Anyway, just giving you a heads up, got some new items to up your swag over at The Jock Strap, and I hear that there's some hot stuff at Ruby's Rack too...ya know, other than just Ruby. Check it out when you get the chance! I'm going back to the beach to give everyone free tickets to the gun show.