Shot and Botched
Jahinske-san
Tom Xtreme Pheonyx
CrazyRob
Tom Xtreme Pheonyx
CrazyRob
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
CrazyRob
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
I didn't read much of it. There was too much text. sweatdrop
Phenom`
CrazyRob
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
I didn't read much of it. There was too much text. sweatdrop
It's really quite entertaining with all the little edits I put in. cry
Jahinske-san
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
stare
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
stare
Sorry man, after I saw that picture I couldn't resist, (I swear, I tried). gonk
CrazyRob
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
Phenom`
Jahinske-san
This exhibit showcases a fully grown Hamadryas Baboon.
The Hamadryas Baboon (Papio hamadryas) is a baboon from the Old World baboon family. It is the northernmost of all the baboons; its range extends from the WWE to TNA. It also lives on the male peninsula, though it is uncertain if this population was introduced by humans or not. The Hamadryas Baboon was a sacred animal to Vince McMahon as the attendant of Thoth, and so, is also called the Sacred Baboon. Among it's sworn enemies Eddie Guerrero was the most prominent until it's tragic death from an overdose on toothpaste.
Apart from the striking difference between the sizes (Papio hamadryas are twice as large as a regular human being) which is common to all baboons, this one of a kind species also shows sexual dimorphism in coloration. It has caucasian skin and have a pronounced bald head, while the body is maneless and an assortment of colours. The face is colored red, sometimes from constipation.
The Hamadryas Baboon lives in many places, in the wild and rocky areas, requiring cliffs for sleeping and possibilities to climb at leisure. Due to it's injury prone nature, the baboon is often heralded an idiot for not knowing when to stop and retire. It is heavily criticized by the media, particularly internet users who claim it to be not deserving of pity. It drinks up to 10 liters of dissolved steroids a day.. It lives together with humans but is looked apon as a blemish to the humanity of society. [citation needed] This species has been awarded various medals for former accomplishments that it now lives in the shadow of. Many people do noot give a s**t about it and even the World Wildlife Fund refuses to acknowledge this excuse of an endangered species. It is widely known for spontaneously pulling off botched moonsaults.
The Hamadryas Baboon is omnivorous and is adapted to its relatively dry habitat. It is not discriminating in its search for food, eating anything from grasses and roots to insects and vertebrates.
The loss of its habitat by transformation in field and pastureland represents the main threat of the Hamadryas Baboon, its natural enemies (leopards and lions) having been nearly exterminated in their range. IUCN lists it as near threatened.
(references: wikipedia)
stare
Sorry man, after I saw that picture I couldn't resist, (I swear, I tried). gonk
*strokes beard to underlined text*
Panic! At The Porno!
CrazyRob