Jera Audron
Out of all of his faults Martini's biggest issue is his never ending, deep burning HATE for my best friend, He HATES her for some ungodly reason...
When she is on webcam and talking to me, HE FLIES AT HER FACE and attacks, bends over and bites and tries to attack the cam.
If she is on the phone with me, he lands RIGHT by my shoulder, makes irritated noises hearing her voice and tries to PULL the phone away from my ear to shrilly chirp in it with great bitterness
He knows I'm drawing your attention from him! Or... somethin' like that.
Jera Audron
He even seems to know when she signs on messenger cause he will about FLY into the laptop and attack her little box that pops up .____.
Does he really? Jera, this might be a sign your bird has learned to read. (Or at least recognize symbols and connect them with things. ._.;;; )
I'm telling you, I'm fearful of my safety if I ever decided to come visit you...