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Pervert... errr... people counter.

I... uhhh... just stumbled in.	54.7%	[ 366 ]
Damn skippy! Perverted is my middle name. Right after my real one.	45.3%	[ 303 ]
Total Votes:			[ 669 ]

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

@EngravedToxicity
Laws~ I think it's hilarious.

[Decrepit Faith]

XD I need to start a quote section or something!

Remy: Haha, okay! ^_^

Butterfly: Thanks for the bump! I'm glad you find the shop hilarious!

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

You are most welcome~! heart How can I not find it funny? Virtual condoms and chocolate body paint and candles, it cracks me up. dramallama

[Decrepit Faith]

XD Well the first time we opened we had people telling us how horrible it was and disgusting and everything. We found that hilarious.

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

Meh, they just don't know how to find the humor in things that are normally anything but funny. It's not like you're advertising intercourse or anything. Just a bunch a pixels that just happen to look like condoms~ XD

[Porn Starr]

XD Though advertising intercourse could be amusing.

I'm imagining what that commercial would be like riiiiight now!

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

They pretty much already do. Like the vigara commercials and the Tag/Axe commercials and the Trojan commercials...chya. Totally not advertising intercourse domokun

[Riri-Sama]

domokun

[Porn Starr]

XD But it's not the same! They're advertising a product with sexual overtones. I want an ad that is actually advertising intercourse like "This is intercourse, free after the first 5 beers."

[Porn Starr]

Riri-Sama

domokun

Thanks for the bump!

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

Now that would be a commercial worth watching, just for giggles. I can imagine all the fuss it would bring up with parents worried that their teens are gonna go out and fool around because of it. It would be both funny and sad.

[Porn Starr]

XD It would be amazing, until it was censored!

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

Totally. And it would be all over the news too.

Hmm...I do believe that I want another whatyamacallit =3

Type of Condom: chocolate body paint~! (Which is, in fact, not a condom)
--- Colour:
--- (if applicable) Flavour:
Username on condom?: Yes?

[Porn Starr]

XD I don't put the username on the chocolate body paint. I just need to add a space to the form for those items, me thinks. It just seemed silly since you can't customize them!

[Rabid Ollo Bear]

An ant bit me on the neck T^T I have no idea where it came from either. Sccaaarrry.

Lawls, I kinda figured that. I just decided I'd put it there anyway