"He's c̳̦̮̳͙͕ͩͧ̂ṟ̶͓̭̼͒ͯ͜a̴̡̤̖̞͉̝̙̦ͮͬ̿̋ͮ͋͠z̸̸̞̗͓̭͓̜͓ͭ̀ͯ́͌͗͆͜y̷̢͍̟̟͉͕̙͐͒̇̊ͭ̀."
The phone softly protested to his voice with a crackle, giving the word an almost self-aware distortion. Rasmus cleared his throat before he continued to speak, though his eyes remained on the younger man on the bench the entire time. If he so much as sneezed, it was Rasmus's job to clean up the snot as well as record how far it had gone and its general consistency. "You know that, don't you? He's been avoiding everyone, and I swear he keeps just...Just staring. I swear he saw me yesterday."
The brown-haired man tilted his head as he half-listened to his companion's quiet response, then reluctantly nodded. "I guess you're right. You usually are."
'Usually' was an understatement. Rasmus Adams had learned not to question his superiors the hard way, a testament gladly given by the way he heavily favored his left leg. It still hurt, though he knew that was impossible.
Rasmus thought only briefly of his new partner's almost zombie-like actions during his 'observational period' - which was really just code for Rasmus being told to stalk the poor guy - and promptly made a decision. A grin split across his face. "I know exactly what to do. I'll call you later, if I don't get 'magically' hit by a car." He hung up without waiting for a response; now that the idea was on his mind Rasmus, like most people passionate about their work, could hardly think of anything else.
And so it was with great gusto and a huge, cheesy grin that he slid onto the bench beside his new companion, green eyes positively sparkling. "Hey there, buddy!" He greeted loudly as he hooked an arm around the man and yanked him closer across the bench.
Internally, he regretted that; the show was all good and fun, but it wouldn't be that way after his new partner punched him in the jaw. His grin became more strained and nervous as he removed his arm. "Uh, sorry, just...Got a little excited, you know? I'm, uh...Your new partner! They did tell you that you'd be getting a partner, right? See, uh, you just finished a kind of...Trial period! You know, to make sure that you wouldn't, I don't know...Try to burst people into...Into flames, or something like that once you found out what you were. And you didn't! So, you know, good for you!" The man held up his hand for a high-five, but promptly dropped it. "Oh. Oh, I'm being rude. Sorry! Again. Excited."
He was rambling so much that he was even beginning to annoy himself, and his hands were always moving. He looked like a complete nutter.
But hey, if he was the crazy one, there was no way this guy could feel any worse. Rasmus liked to think of himself as a martyr...And quite possibly a sadist, considering how much he was enjoying it.
"Right! Um. Rasmus Adams. You know, like...Danana, snap snap? But with one 'd'. Not two. And I don't have a hand...Butler. A hand butler. I have hands." He held them up as though he needed to prove it. "Right, and...I'm your partner. A mage and-and a cyborg! See?" He abruptly twisted to pull up one pantsleg, revealing the dull gleam of metal-colored plastic. "I mean, not...Not a real cyborg, just...You know, missing a leg. I'm sorry; the joke didn't work. You'll forgive me, won't you?" Though he smiled brightly, he internally began a count to see what kind of delay his madness would give his partner's response.