Things nobody cares to know about the NPCs (Stalkers Wanted)

[Dreigan-H2O]

Mistress Gambino has been called away by her secret team of superheros, so I'll be taking over! Goooo me! *shot*
Here we will be collecting strange and unusual facts about our favorite NPCs that don't actually have anything to do with the storyline. Trivia FTW!
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(GCD, it's not that I don't think you already know this. This is for the newer folks who don't. Yay learning!)
Got anything I missed? Go ahead and post it here, then stay to chat!
See the original thread here!

Johnny K. Gambino (Isle de Gambino):

-Does not like Rufus
-Does not wear underwear
-Shops at H.R. Wesley
-Wouldn't let Moira open up shop in Isle de Gambino
-Believes Edmund cheated at the Gaia Rejected Olympics
-His late wife's name is Rosalie
-His awesomeness levels affect the plant life surrounding his mansion*
-Started off as a beggar, like most Gaians
-Thinks he's going bald
-Navigates through life guided only by his "masculine sense of purpose and the solid-gold compass of capitalism"
-Has a full-time staff of maids who cater to his every whim
-Is a fan of the Devil Imps
-Appreciates getting the respect he deserves
-Does not like Ian
-Edmund is his best friend, and Johnny loves him to death (bromance!)
-It was 55 days after Silent Flash that Johnny found Gino
-Almost committed suicide at the Durem Reclamation Facility
-Has a love/hate relationship with Gino
-Is a terrible liar
-Watches Star Trek
-His signature dish: Caviar Nachos
-Promised the Von Helson twins that he would never return to Durem (even though his tower did later, BWAHAHA!)
-Is the reason we have most of our shops today.
----Founded the Bank of Gambino
----For the first month, no small business loan was denied, no matter what
-Considers his mansion as a symbol of his empire
-Crashed the Von Helson's Gaian 2nd Anniversary Party
-Ordered the purest white sand for his private beach
-Has gigantic portraits of himself hanging in the foyer of his mansion
-Does not believe in personal space between friends
-Stuffs lobsters in Cindy Donovinh's face
-Encouraged naive, easily impressed young ladies to attend the Gaia Prom
-Hosted the First Gaian Olympics
-Told Gino to cheat during the First Gaian Olympics
-Has a different hair color then his clone
-Plays Goof
-Has no problem with being someones girlfriend
-Does not date cats
-wears sparkley white suits
-Makes his own miracles
-Is sickened by Sasha and Moira
-Admires Logan's Dedication
-Thinks that Edmund is on THE LEVEL
-Describes Edmund as honorable and kind, yet strict and controlled
-Had Gun turrets in his old mansion
-dreams of giant robots duking it out over the Gaian skyline
-Is secretly the Comedian from The Watchmen (Or was that a dream?)
-Gives Louie dirty looks whenever he visits H.R.Wesley
-Is tall, ruggedly handsome and the world's richest man

Rosalie (our hearts, Johnny's study, Isle de Gambino):

-Her case is considered closed to the public
-Was last seen by citizens walking alone into the dark woods north of Durem
-Her portrait hangs in Johnny's study
-Has been described as captivating


Meredith (Isle de Gambino):

-Owns, and knows how to use, an abacus
-Is actually rather strong, due to lifting all that gold all day
-Calls Johnny by his first name
-Knows where the secret vault is
-Danced with robots at the Prom
-Has a photo of Lanzer (Is she a stalker? We need her for this thread)
-Does not like Devil Imps
-Will not accept your golden teeth
-Does what Johnny tells her to

Gino Gambino (Isle de Gambino...?):

-Cannot grow a beard to save his life.
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Things Edmund is one smooth operator
-Is bad at pick-up lines
-Weighed less than Sasha during the 2004 Gaian Olympics
-Attempted to ask Natasha out on Valentine's Day 2k9
-Birthday: May 13, 1988
-Frequently gets hit by guy's big packages
-Danced with Sasha at the prom
-Once was a superhero
-Friends with Liam
-Read a lot of Edmund's Chemistry Books
-Is very pressured by his father
-Can cook
-Not exactly the smooth with the ladies
-Thinks you dropped your purse
-His perfect match is... himself
-Was possessed by the overseer in the 2009 Halloween Event.
-Has a glowing crotch
-Throws up pearls

Bucho (Isle de Gambino):

-Has no sense of humor
-Organized the Halloween 2k5 Event
-Is head of security for the Gambinos
-Is the keeper of the Silent Flash

Labtech X(Isle de Gambino):

-Has an 80% chance of crazy body hair
-Properly addresses his letters, as proven by "Dear Miss Donovinh..."
-Is quite the salesman
-Made 17,949,700 by selling Vials of Unknown Liquid for Halloween 2k4
-Is a bit of a downer
-Likes to warn us of things to come
-Works together, and is best buddies, with our good friend Frank/Labtech 123
-Is friends with Toxic Cop
-Delivered a mysterious package to the Von Helson twins, that was never mentioned again
-Stole the money that he needed to build NeXus from Johnny
-Is about a head taller than Frank/Labtech 123
-Was first shown with Frank/123 in Manga #4, Halloween '05 Part 1
-Can be rather chatty
-Favorite computer game is Contraptions (Okay, sorry, that was a lie)

Labtech 123/Frank ( Isle de Gambino):

-His real name is Frank
-Used to blow up finger gloves in the lab like a balloon
-Appeared disoriented at the 2005 Anniversary Ball
-Is the only 2004 Labtech still alive
-Doesn't know much about INTERNET
-Had Labtech 101 set up his Internet
-Did lots of paperwork for G-Corp
-Does not want to use battle rings
-Likes Sasha's cooking
-Keeps all sorts of things in the pockets of his labcoat
-Is a Big word Boy
-Can't understand PredaPups
-Can understand Grunnies
-Is quite the flatterer
-Was first shown with Labtech X in Manga #4, Halloween '05 Part 1
-Wears lots of Bandaids
-Hasn't had a good meal since the explosion of the lab (Unless X cooks for him. :'D)
-Is very impatient
-Apparently dyed his hair for his appearance in the zOMG manga
-Works with, and is totally BFFs, with Labtech X

The robots... (Aekea)

Bludeau:
-Has bush babies in place of a heart
-Has a habit of crushing customers when giving hugs
-Is obsessed with love, and determined to feel it
-Specializes in home furniture
-Is a poet
-His internal circuits hurt
-Plays checkers with cleaning supplies in Liam's closet
-Spray painted a tux on his chest for the prom
-danced with Meredith
Ribateau:
-Mispronounces Bludeau's name from time to time
-Will get revenge on humans for enslaving robots
-Specializes in wall furnishings
Bildeau:
-Is a C-Class construction bot
-Was programmed with proper manners
-Knows at least a little Japanese, screaming out "IRASHAIMASU!" randomly, meaning "WELCOME!"
-Specializes in floor and wall tiles
In general:
-Were once used as war machines, and are now illegal


Edy (Aekea):

-The "new car smell" comes from him
-Legally changed his middle name from "Arthur" to "Bargains"
-Is living proof that not all car dealers are sleazy
-Sold 28 cars today
-Employs orcs for manual labor, at very low pay
-Doesn't think it's shameful to go to the prom without a date
-Is a little to good at the Heimlich Maneuver

Sam (Aekea):

-Her garage is equipped solely with wrenches
-Owns a dog
-Has a crush on Liam
-She and Liam are childhood friends.
-Does not understand why the name of her store is so funny
-Called Ian on Valentine's Day
-Is overly hopeful that Liam just forgot to ask her to the prom
-Can not find Coveralls in her size
-Was pretty shy at school
-Danced with Liam at the Promageddon
-Was the Prom Queen
-Is the Country Type

Liam (Aekea):

-Does not have perfect vision
-Has never seen his parents, and has been on his own since age 5
-Has a special government permit to have bots in Aekea
-Carries the philosophy "Hoes before bros"
-Denies knowledge of Ian, despite having met the guy on several occasions
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Is a robot whiz
-Is crazy competitive
-Likes to lick poles in the cold for no good reason
-Calls Thanksgiving Turkeymas (You should too! It's the Turkey sensation that's sweeping the nation. B))
-Never asked Sam out until Valentine's Day 2k9
-Built a gigantic robot, Delugeau, for the Summer Water Festival
-Cannot afford the Natural Coral Pendant
-Has a messy apartment
-Has lacy blue curtains in his apartment
-Says that Logan smells like low tide
-Thinks that Bludeau is deep
-Is exclusively straight
-Is nothing but trouble
-Sometimes has problems picking up girls
-Likes to hit showers
-Apparently tried to turn a Vacuum into a sex toy
-Didn't ask out Sam to the prom
-Has a crush on Sam
-Danced with Sam at the Promageddon
-Has a detachable liver
-Threw up in school and got the nickname "Duke of Hurl."

Ian (Barton):

-Is a pinball wizard
-Hopes he can still remember how to use the register
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Is popular with the ladies
-Is a klutz
-Is not superstitious
-Owns a pair of Bunny Slippers
-Had to be the Easter Bunny in 2004
-Dancey-dancey!
-Is jealous of Gino, because Sasha seems to like him better
-Spent one Christmas with Ruby and Peyo
-Does not like Johnny Gambino
-Gives Leon bargains in Barton Boutique (store discount: be Leon?)
-Admitted his love for Sasha during his trial
-Rufus has been his date to every dance
-Is (unwillingly) in charge of Easter 2k9 alongside Rufus
-Went with Ruby and Louie to the prom
-Believes that one's education is one's future
-Does not enjoy being the Easter Bunny
-Thinks Edmund is a great guy
-Does not like the smell of fish
-Jealous of Gino
-Is an expert at finding seashells
-Has fangs that can only sometimes be seen
-Sometimes has difficulty telling jokes
-Does not seem to understand that the best time to show someone something is not when they are in a house that is burning down
-Knows the Interrupting Cow joke
-Loves living in Barton
-Drools in his sleep
-Once threw up in class and earned the nickname "Horkules" for three years.
-Tripped over his shoelaces and fell down two flights of stairs on the first day of school.

Rina (Barton):

-Thinks Ian is a kitty
-Fits in a vending machine
-Occasionally eats flowers
-Has self-esteem issues
-Opened a Sealed Envelope before the 15th, unleashing the wrath of the Pork Wizard
-Wants to build a house out of flowers when she grows up
-Thinks boys are ugly
-Thinks Dr. Singh is catty
-Has a misunderstanding with Candice
-Sometimes gets sick around St. Patrick's Day, due to eating clovers
-Thinks assassins can get the job done with nothing but a plastic fork
-Is the self-proclaimed (much to her dismay) 6th prettiest girl in Gaia
-Loves the Angel Imps
-Announced March 2009's MCs in pink for the first time.
-Loves spring
-Likes kitchen furniture
-Likes cake
-Wears a one-piece frilly swimsuit
-Would give away free flowers if she were rich
-Likes kittens and doggies and bunnies and hamsters and fish and birdies and gwees
-Her favorite color is yellow
-Is good at weaving
-Will eat anything that remotely resembles a flower
-Tryed to get Peyo to eat a flower
-Likes Parking
-Wants something that will turn into a sexy succubus
-Likes to laugh at others mistakes

Sasha (Isle de Gambino):

-Has fake highlights
-Is ticklish
-Is allergic to cats
-Owns Bunny Slippers and two Kikis
-Is not for sale
-Can wear next to nothing in all weather, even in the snow
-Loves seashells
-Knows CPR
-Writes crap poetry
-Has trouble figuring out how to put on shirts.
-Likes baby ducks
-Wants world peace
-Has difficulty with the concept of point and click
-Is not impressed by Gino's abs
-Has a bad memory
-Is friends with Miora
-Thinks she's so Freaking Cute
-Was stood up at prom
-Was rather chubby when she was younger

Rufus (Barton):

-Says "woof," as well as "meow"
-Would eat an Angel Imp if he was hungry enough
-Likes to scratch clothes while Ian is sleeping
-Goes through Mirai's garbage
-Knows that E = M c ^ 2
-Knows Barton Boutique's secret discount, but will not tell us
-Loves being scratched behind the ears
-Loves/is addicted to fish
-Refuses to eat cat food
-Dancey-dancey!
-Has been Ian's date to every dance
-Can speak
-Only likes you if you talk about fish
-Wears glasses to read the paper
-Reads the paper
-Was planning to go to college
-Spent his college fund on 60.000 painted eggs for Easter
-Is in charge of Easter 2k9 alongside Ian
-Thinks Ians costume makes him look like a movie star
-Suggested that Ian go into silly costumes as a business
-Doesn't get along well with other cats
-Gets sulky if he doesn't get enough attention
-Fears Rina
-Does NOT like to be dressed up
-Isn't allowed to eat fish in the store
-Cannot understand why
-Likes to sit on boxes

Barton Centaurs (Barton):

-Like running
-Protect their environment with an impenetrable bureaucracy

Old Man Logan (Bass'ken Lake):

-His rod is THAT big
-Was together with Agatha at least long enough to make Mirai
-His hair is naturally that cool
-Ate Mirai's big goldfish
-Has toxic farts
-Does not think highly of Johnny
-Firm believer in personal space
-Has a short temper
-Has a very big mouth
-Left G-Team because he was sick of Johnny's megalomaniacal tendencies
-Has had dates with all sorts of girls, even ones that might not have been girls at all
-Thinks Mirai should eat more fish
-Smells like low tide
-Is the only person on Gaia to own a boat
-Is also known as CatLogan.
-Hides fish in his rafters (Whatever floats your boat)
-Values his past
-Has hooks and can make fish bite things
-Likes to get drunk
-is an old scrapper
-Is friends with Kin

Agatha (Barton):

-Was together with Old Man Logan at least long enough to make Mirai
-Her pen is not real gold
-Has a past with Edmund
-Called Ian on Valentine's Day
-Does not carry Volex watches
-Only hears about what goes on outside of town from the Barton Regulars
-Has ran her shop since she was twenty
-Describes Logan as an old scrapper
-Had the nickname "Birdie" at school

Edmund (Durem):

-Retired from his position of G-Corp's Chief of Research in 2000
-His tea set is short one teacup
-Knits scarves in his spare time
-Is dating Vanessa
-Doesn't like loitering
-His prices ARE discounted
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Is the only man who can bitchslap Johnny K. and get away with it**
-Is a boob guy
-Is secretly immature
-Created the original Gro-Gain
-Created the serum to turn vampires human
-Created a newt that lights up
-Worked as a scientist at the Durem Reclamation Facility
-Is Johnny's best friend
-Put Vanessa before Johnny on Christmas Day, 2004
-Carries around swords a lot
-Drew the plans for the Durem Megabow for the Summer Water Festival
-Was the first storekeeper to sell bras and panties
-Thinks monocles are sophisticated
-Matches his underwear to his tie
-Dressed up as a mummy for Halloween 2k8
-Dresses up as Santa Claus for Christmas
-Thinks Louie is emo
-Might Miss Louie when he's gone
-Went to the prom (and did it) with Vanessa
-Is Clean
-Said that as a teen, he was a lanky youth, prone to outbursts of surliness and sass, obsessed with girls, and greasy as the day was long
-Is honorable and kind, yet strict and controlled
-Says Ian is like a son to him
-Wants to call Gambino because he thinks its been too long since they got in trouble
-Isn’t entirely sure that he likes how Timmy is being treated
-Thinks working with Gambino was a blast, but prefers the simple life
-Thinks beautiful clothes look best on beautiful people (He said that to me... :'D)
-Sells only the “finest tailored fashions”
-Thinks Louie’s new shirt is a little too much
-Lets Louie stay at his place just as long as he helps out at his shop
-Makes 'That's what she said' jokes
-Had the nickname "Throwing Up Boy" in school.

Vanessa (Durem):

-Is dating Edmund
-Did not attend Phin Phang's grand opening because she is jealous of Mirai's hair
-Plans to get her cosmetology degree
-Her boobs are real
-Can wear next to nothing in all weather, even in the snow
-Cut/Styled Moira's hair with a lighter
-Has all the boys drooling over her
-Cuts Dr. Singh's hair
-Is exclusively straight
-Is a gossip
-Knows that Devin is gay
-Thinks Gino is a dweeb
-Dated Liam
-Is talented at shaving Yeti
-Went too the prom (and did it) With Edmund
-Likes the mullet
-Does Hardcore hair research
-Wonders if Johnny Gambino will settle down
-Thinks Bruce Hardcastle was cute
-Thinks Louie is cute but too clammy for her

Mirai (Barton):

-Has eaten fish food, and does not think it tastes bad
-Graduated from Gaia University
-Timmy creeps her out
-Does not like Rufus
-Has a cuttlefish named Barrett
-Thinks snails are gross
-Prefers cute fish over slimy ones
-Is capable of asking intelligent questions
-Does her own hair
-Does not know what a narwhal is
-Thinks Barrett is dramatic
-Has a tendency to interrupt people
-Rather conceited

Barrett (Aquariums):

-Loves scuba diving
-Likes Mirai
-Hangs out with Rufus
-Is working on a bachelor's degree in marine biology
-Does not give dead fish a proper burial
-Has no social life, because he is watching everyone's fish
-Has bitten off more than he can chew
-Thinks snails are beautiful
-Prefers slimy fish
-Nothing makes him happier than being asked an intelligent question
-Cannot make your fish live forever
-Becomes very emotional when fish die
-Thinks nothing is more soul-crushing than when a fish dies before its time
-Collected the new aquarium watermeats from the sewer
-Risked his life in the sewer collecting the watermeats
-Thinks Zurg 02 was "very special"
-Got pink-eye from fighting a peelunger in the sewers
-Retained several injuries during his time in the sewers
-Thinks narwhals are a majestic creature
-Wants a weekend off
-Shy
-Thinks being called 'cute with almost human intelligence' is a complement
-Gets Grumpy when he's tired
-breathes so much on Mirai's tanks he fogs them up
-Pales and gets sweaty when in an embarrassing situation
-Is a champion Participator.
-"Donated" six pints of blood to the Piranas
-Is clingy
-Had a job at the Hot Dog Hut

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Gold Mountain Staff (Isle de Gambino):

Lex:
-Can do Elvis impersonations
-Is addicted to gambling
-Likes to lick poles for no good reason
-Wants to know where Edmund is
-Doesn't know where Gambino is, he just works there
-Claims to know nothing of the Gambinos
-Is addicted to gambling
-Says he can quit any time
Becky:
-Has a fear of dressing up for Halloween
-Is addicted to gambling
-Says she can quit any time
-Believes Gambino has not been seen since the tower fell
-Called Ian on Valentine's Day
-Does not know that Russel lost a game (But does she know I just lost the game?)
Russell Ace:
-Is most worried that Becky will find out he lost a game.
-Does not work well under pressure.
Jinx:
-Has a perfect record, and will bribe people to keep it that way, with her big stacks ...of tickets

Leon (Barton):

-Is afraid of Rina
-Smokes meats in his armor
-Likes his mother's awful cooking
-Has a collection of halberds
-Is fond of weird analogies
-Devotes his life to protecting Barton
-Takes great pleasure in greeting citizens as they enter Towns
-Is not Rina's brother
-Was not part of the original G-Team
-Built the giant water gun for the Summer Water Festival
-Was the first witness for the defense during the Trial of Ian
-Called Ian 'an upstanding chap,' but also called him spastic and weird
-Ian gives him bargains in Barton Boutique (store discount: be Leon?)
-Does not know what 'hark'' means
-collects halberds
-Is tough
-Is easily frightened by girls with big earrings
-Sold his soul for a Lanzer doll (According to my calculations we're on the magic School bus! that means his soul cost 16,000$ n real life smile )

Dr. Singh (???):

-Wears pink pajamas and bunny slippers
-Found the original Jinxi's Charm doll in her attic
-Her childhood nickname was "Drippy"
-Raised Timmy from a young age
-Had a weak bladder as a child
-Has no tolerance for sarcasm
-Is in trouble with Child Welfare
-Is jealous of Vanessa's... features
-Does not keep up with Gaia's goings-on
-Is Gaia's self-proclaimed resident/top naturalist
-Really hated the Orindae
-Plays midfielder in field hockey on the weekends
-Created an ''abomination'' which has something to do with a graveyard to keep it from preying on the living
-Learned everything she knows about science and the natural world from Beginning Biology Flash Cards
-Plans to leave Timmy said flash cards in her will
-Has a secret love
-Is not supportive of Timmy's childhood or future teenage-ness
-Is good friends with Flynn
-Is a creature of habit
-Does not like wine from boxes
-Doesn't call Prakash anymore because he always begs for money
-Wore a fake beard towards the end of Evil Timmy's time as her 'sidekick'
-Regularly crushes Timmy's childhood dreams
-Wrote Labtech Gene a help letter after Timmy's mutation
-Has spent quite some time out in the field studying the habits and growth patterns of some of Gaia's rarest creatures
-Is very mission-oriented
-Her favorite EIs are Gogh Reed and Fremere's Guard
-Admires initiative
-Is not happy about Timmy starting puberty
-Avoids the topic of puberty, except to speak poorly of the process
-Will not let Timmy near a Nano-C, for fear that he'll blast his head off
-Is a fan of Yemaya's Pearl
-Thinks the jellyfish is noble
-Thinks Timmy's regular voice is as annoyingly grating as nails on a chalkboard
-Has sympathy for Timmy during this transition
-Is put off by the speed at which Timmy's changes are progressing
-Thinks Timmy is an awkward child
-Is disturbed by Timmy's adolescent metamorphosis
-Thinks the Gogh Reed lizard is cute
-Knows at least one word in Spanish
-Does not like 'Emu' music
-was into mod as a child
-Hates lawyers

"Dr." Prakash Singh (???):

-Is Dr. Singh's brother
-Does not actually have a doctorate
-Had a weak bladder as a child
-Likes milkshakes
-Opened a door into his face and went into a coma
-Is double-jointed (Yay! biggrin )
-Commonly practices breaking and entering
-Is a klutz
-Has only one regret: Ticking off his sister to the point where she won't give him money anymore
-Has a recurring dream in which a terrifying sisterbird won't stop insulting his finances
-Has difficulty reading analog clocks because of the hands
-Has financial problems
-Likes to stalk famous people

The Timmys... (???):

Timmy
-Has a crush on Dr. Singh
-Was raised from a young age by Dr. Singh
-Doesn't know any fake swears
-As per his contract with Dr. Singh, All his earnings go into a trust fund only she can access until he's 65
-Gets his holidays confused
-Was 12 years old before Megapuberty
-Got something stuck up his nose when he was 10
-Thought the Orindae was the cutest little creature he'd ever seen
-Once put a paperclip up his nose
-Likes to eat taffy
-Got his first zit on March 13, 2009
-Had growing pains during the begining of Megapuberty
-Is very excited to grow up and be an hombre
-Peeing himself is his natural defense against predatory animals
-Drinks six glasses of water before bed
-Has bad penmanship
-Likes juiceboxes with dinosaurs on them (how cute!)
-Is an unpaid intern
-Puts his pants on one leg at a time
-Sometimes puts both legs in one pant leg
-His childhood dream is to be a troll
-Wants to be an astronaut when he grows up
-Is getting taller
-Thinks they lowered the floor
-His first zit is in the middle of his right cheek
-Is going to grow up to be a legendary warrior
-His sidekick will be a flaming turtle that can go into buildings and burn them down
-Has an active imagination
-Sometimes reads the cue cards
-Can't get to sleep till 3 in the morning
-Sleeps all afternoon, then wakes up surly and confrontational
-Had an awful lot of zits on his face as a teen
-Is very greasy
-had disturbing dreams
-Is very excited about the Nartian Rock
-Plays a lot of video games, and thus knows a lot about high-tech weaponry
-Wants to fire a Nano-C
-Loves jellyfish, as long as they're not stinging him
-Is afraid of puberty
-Is rather gangly
-Is gullible/impressionable
-Wants to teach the Anima Adamantea to do tricks
-Is impressed by the amount of poses in the Gogh Reed's water evolution
-Listens to 'Emu' music
-Didn't know what the phrase -I'm outta here' means
-has a large mustache
-Has an itty-bitty car
-Was given Crazy Murder Keith's jacket
-Was arrested twice
T-Bone/Evil Timmy
-Drank the finest boxed cognac known to man
-Called the finest ladies on the telephone, only to giggle and hang up
-Ate raw meat
-Drank Bognac (non-alcoholic boxed cognac) from a platinum chalice
-Used magazine cologne samples
-He likes to washboard skiffle
-Tried to eat Santa purely because he was a 'rare specimen'
-Has a butler
-Is a fan of smooooooooth Jaaaaaaazzzz

Labtech Gene (???) [need picture]:
-Dr. Singh wrote him a help letter after Timmy's mutation
-Is one of the few remaining specialists in the field of genetic surgery
-Thought that Dr. Singh putting Timmy in a barrel of toxic waste was barbaric
-Agreed to surgically remove Timmy only out of concern for the boy
-Says he knows a thing or two about science and genetics
-Says he's not much of a host
-Became tragically addicted to Gro-Gain
-Hermes Moon reminds him of a grunny, only much less bitey
-Was never heard of again after T-bone left the EI reports...
-Is a fan of Smoooooooth Jaaaaaaazzzzzz
-Was called Large G when under the influence of Gro-Gain

Hugo Lane, Esq (???):
-Is caring and helpful
-Is a lawyer
-Is willing to help free of charge
-Is an amateur magician
-Volunteers at children's hospitals
-Has done "considerable charity work with a foundation that helps provide psychological treatment to children who suffer from night terrors"
-Is about to donate 10,000 dollars to charity
-Is currently being stalked by me. heart ;D

Flynn (???):

-Celebrates St. Patrick's Day, further validating her Irish heritage
-Wanted Panda Slippers from the zOMG Rumble Box
-Thinks Timmy is a creepy, hyperactive, and unbearable little scamp
-Did not enjoy Timmy's mutation
-Feels she can sometimes relate to the Hannya mask
-Thinks Easter is a cute holiday
-Is good friends with Dr. Singh
-Is allergic to dust and the Dander
-Thinks she is the least scary person in the whole world
-Things Agatha runs a darling store
-Is a cash-digger
-Danced with Devin at the prom
-Has no problem selling us illegally gained products
-Wore a suit to the prom
-Rarly sees Lance without a big package in hand
-Thinks the bugs in the Classilke EI are adorable
-Thinks Sundae would give Alruna a run for her money
-Knows that Anteros is a God of requited love
-Apparently keeps up with her tax as she avoided the SOS situation
-Thinks the ‘Suspicious package’ RIG was just boxes of Lances homemade cookies

Louie (Durem):

-Is owned by a spider named Charlene
-Still has his childhood Garlic Plushie
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Finds small people to be adorable
-Likes to lick poles for no good reason
-Is not attracted to humans
-Sponsor of I.V.E.G.A.N.
-Beat Cordell in a race
-Sunburns easily
-Does NOT sparkle
-Says he owes Edmund his life for looking after Ian
-Wears rather showy clothing
-Has a lot of pride in his race
-Is good at vampire battles
-Didn't think his people remembered him
-Has a very interesting maniacal laugh
-Went to the prom with Ruby and Ian
-Danced with Moira at the prom

The Von Helson Twins (Liam):

Marie:
-Has nightmares about what life would be like without money
Together:
-Are officially connected at the ear
-Are too good-looking to associate with common Gaians unless they have a Halo
-Are stalking Liam
-Think Gambino is evil, ugly, horrible, and a sleazy old fool
-Turned off signatures during their Easter 2005 event
-Have an insane amount of clothes
-Destroyed valuable Von Helson family records to make room for magazines featuring them
-Are very attracted to sick pythons

Nicolae (Barton):

-Masquerades as a ninja when he's not selling bootleg stuff
-Comes from a family of alchemists
-Is in trouble with the GRS
-Is a fan of the Hack, Ghost, and Hunter's Bow ring
-Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Is Johnny Ray for the FAMESTAR 2000 competition
-wants a pretty young girl person of unestablished gender who doesn't mind the smell of horse liniment
-Keeps his money in his shirt and pants
-Is old-fashioned
-Is sarcastic
-Is easily distracted
-Is a man of science/alchemy on the inside
-Enjoys candlelit dinners
-Won't give you a discount
-Mysteriously knows Natasha
-Made a suggestive comment towards Natasha
-Dressed up as a wolf in sheep's clothing for Halloween 2k8
-Thinks the business with the Animated is annoying because nobody wants to buy anything while fearing for their life
-Attempted to sell a necklace to someone fleeing from a lawnmower
-Finds uses for useless things by combining them
-Allows his best customers to call him Nicu
-Is a gold-digger
-Stole a necklace from the Kuro gang
-Has a horse who smokes a pipe

Josie (Aekea):

-Is a boxer
-Likes impressive beards
-Does not trust robots
-Rejected Liam
-Apparently is the only gaian to pay her taxes
-Can behead a statue with her earrings
-Wants to join the G-team
-Wants to fight Crime
-Once threw up in school and got the nickname "Barferella."
- Her mother still calls her "Barferella."

Peyo (Isle de Gambino):

-Must shave, because he can grow a beard like no other
-Is afraid of the Skull Helmet
-His favorite hat is the Ducky
-Wants to run his own store one day
-Idolized The Masque
-Thinks Dr. Singh is scary
-Is camera-shy
-Is very creative, and good at recycling old trash into something new
-Knows many things about Duckies
-Once got stuck in a pair of pants
-Says he runs on Yum yums
-Once saw a duck as big as a cow
-Is not allowed to play with Timmy
-Loves to help out at the shop
-Thinks he could be a good duck (I'm sure you would be, Peyo.)
-Can be rather shy
-Knows that if he builds it screams, they his mom will come
-Almost got crushed by one of the Faktori bots
-Thinks the biggest number is 92
-Does NOT eat flowers
-Sold Many ducky hats for his Lanzer doll (4,000, if my math is correct)

Ruby (Isle de Gambino):

-Is not for sale
-Contrary to popular believe, her eyes are not on her chest
-Had a small crush on The Masque
-Called Ian on Valentine's Day
-Knows children
-Thought the Von Helson twins were just misunderstood
-Is a single mother
-Thinks Gambino is fun
-Thinks Rufus is cute
-Friends with Moira
-Went to the Prom with Louie and Ian
-Named her new store after her big beautiful racks... of clothes
-Thinks there is no finer sight than a ‘Gambino sunset’
-Loves running her shop and meeting new people
-Thinks the beaches on Gambino are amazing

Rancher Bill (Rancho de Bill):

-Does not get along with with his wife
-Can talk to cows
-Tried to hit on Cindy Donovinh after the Zurg 02/Santa Cow interview
-Says that Purvis would forget his head if it wasn't attached to his neck

Purvis (Rancho de Bill):

-Was dropped on the head as a child
-Has a crush on Rubella
-Wishes he was a cowboy
-Wishes he had a skeleton mask
-Is afraid of giant skeletons
-Climbed out the window in his sleep once and busted his head open
-His mother calls him the cutest little curse she's ever seen
-Would forget his head if it wasn't attached to his neck
-His job is to pick up tipped cows
-Writes terrible love poems for Rubella

Rubella (Rancho de Bill):

-Is not related to Rancher Bill
-Is cute
-Is friends with Kasumi of Zen Gardens
-Is not interested in Purvis, but thinks he's nice
-Hates the smell of garlic

Lance (???):

-Is often seen carrying a hefty package
-Can lift an armchair with two people on it
-Is completely clueless of Devin's affections for him
-Speaks almost completely in innuendo
-Is a dancer, but he has yet to clarify what kind of dance he does
-just loves carrying stuff around: Boxes, little miniature windmills, small dogs, whatever
-His service is called "Lance's Package Delivery Service"
-Is only a deliveryman by day (And by night he...)

Devin (Durem):

-Is an ultra-vegan
-Likes Lance
-His tattoos are based on stone etchings found in the Gaian jungle
-Got stuck under his bathroom sink for 6 weeks
-His horns are ping pong balls
-Nosebleeds over Lance's innuendo
-Has a very dirty mind
-Thinks only of Lance
-Is exclusively gay
-Blows bubbles in obscene shapes
-Had the nickname "Sir Chunksalot" in school

Natasha (Durem):

-Stole her collar from a stray dog
-Has 12 unsightly piercings
-Has a tattoo in an interesting location, which she will offer to show you
-Hates metal detectors
-Mysteriously knows Nicolae
-Thinks Liam is cute and interesting
-Bleaches her hair
-Bought a piercing needle with her winnings from the Rejected Olympics
-Talented at shooting
-Liam isn't her type
-Can always be expected to have a plan
-Thinks guys are clueless
-Writes creepy poems

Don Kuro (Durem):

-Is very rarely seen without his Summoning Tome owl on his head
-His first name is Luca
-He is 800 years old
-His owl mimics everything he does
-Has a grudge against Nicolae
-Has a huge mother complex
-Owed Devin a favor
-Cordell is his little sister
-Likes to sit on large frogs
-Likes the manga Iron Fist
-His Owl is named Caesar (Caesar? I don't even know her! *shot*)

Moira (Durem):

-Has a tattoo in an interesting location, which she will offer to show you
-Is a member of Nervegas Crisis with Mona and Ines
-Was originally going to open her shop in Isle de Gambino
-Is originally from Isle de Gambino
-Her favorite band is "The N00bs"
-Called Ian on Valentine's Day
-Can wear next to nothing in all weather, even in the snow
-Is a jealous girlfriend
-Thinks Edmund is an uptight old coot
-Wanted Sasha to get with The Masque
-Is responsible for the Rainy, Ringlets, Upsweep, Bedhead, and French Braids hairstyles
-Thought Labtech 123 was Chinese
-Thinks Devin and Natasha own the concept of cool
-Is not jealous of Vanessa
-Thinks Edmund is sophisticated
-Would have dressed up as Vanessa for the '07 Halloween Costume Contest, but ran out of water balloons from the Water Festival
-Would rather kiss a ring-tailed swamp badger than Ron Bruise
-Is not jealous of Vanessa's bust size
-Thinks Vanessa is a gossip
-Does not like competition
-Friends with Ruby
-Hates the smell of fish
-Excels at washing small dogs
-Says that Edmunds store is out of her league
-Has a band called Nervegas Crisis
-Thinks chains and spikes make everything better
-Says Ian is nice, but a dork
-Thinks Sam is cool
-Has a gig in the Cramp Room (That means what now?)
-Thinks Mirai is nice
-Thinks Liam is nothing but trouble and advises everyone stay away from him
-Thinks Peyo is growing up fast
-Had the nickname "Pukeahontas" in school.

Ron Bruise (???):

-Is attracted to aliens
-Bought a Gii
-Erected a giant satellite broadcasting station in his back yard to beam his movies into space
-Thinks pants are for jerks
-Once bought an electron microscope just because he could
-Used said microscope to look at his very interesting toenails
-Thinks he's a winner
-Thinks the Gaia staff are bums when they don't update Movie Mondays
-Likes cows
-Used to run a bar
-Flew an F-14 Tomcat for the Airforce
-Had a buddy in the airforce named Goose
-Wants heart-print pants
-Has 19 chinchillas
-Has 19 shoes
-Has a vocal range of 19 octaves
-Threw away 19 volumes of Fish and Stream
-When he was 19, fell off a ladder and broke his collarbone in 19 places and was hospitalized for 19 days
-The resulting hospital bill was $19000
-Is the only NPC with a house you can visit in Towns
-His movies are popular with the Zurg
-Wants to share his movies with everyone
-His movies include: Mission: Unlikely I,II,III; Jet Guys; Brainman; Intercourse with a Vampire; Battle of the Planets; Barstool!; The Final Shogun; Barry McMyers; Far and Wide
-Doesn't believe in energy drinks
-Thinks very highly of himself
-Believes self-improvement comes from self reflection and expensive G-Meter treatments
-Is in denial about the size of his head
-Gets reality and movie sets confused
-Buys things just because he can
-Was in the airforce
-Has never heard of Tom Cruise
-Is not on coffee
-Wants to come back into the plot
-Has a Christmas special
-Is happily married

Cindy Donovinh (Barton):

-Is the daughter of former Senior Reporter Gregory Donovinh
-Is a workaholic
-Her cameraman's name is Mike
-Likes to tell stupid jokes
-A slothful cousin finished college thanks to Red Bull; he now designs aerodynamic whiskbrooms for a powerful broom syndicate
-Is wary of Gambino stuffing lobsters into her face
-Thinks Ron Bruise isn't all the way there
-Does not like Rancher Bill
-Is popular with older, crazier men
-Was a neutral member of the Summer Water Festival
-Does not speak perfect Spanish
-Has trouble yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA!"
-Covered the Boo Tragedy
-Thought that the Masque was romantic
-Liked the orphans
-Uses a G9 laptop to write her reports
-Thinks Gambino is a cad
-Does the "Elaine dance" (Seinfeld fans of the world, UNITE!)

Jack (???):

-Had a 53rd Gen. Beresford's Tadpole back in '73
-Brings Santa a bottle of 50-year old scotch for X-mas every year (except for the cow years)
-Has to replace his pumpkin head a lot
-Gets a royalty every time someone says the name of his holiday (no royalties here)
-Saved Li'l Santa from bullies as a child
-Thought of his holiday with help from Santa
-Smashed the Easter Bunnies face

Santa (???):

-Ate the cow he's been stuck in for the past two years
-Lived at Rancho de Bill as a cow
-Can actually be quite rude
-Was bullied by the other holidays as a kid
-Thought of his holiday with the help of Jack
-Does not negotiate with elitists
-Has a great deal of confidence in technology
-Is protected from bullies by his fat

Easter Bunny (???):

-Thinks Santa is a fat crook
-Thinks Jack is a creepy ne'er-do-well
-Thinks Jack and Santa are arrogant
-Is currently in hiding
-Appeared at Skittle land
-Had his face broken by Jack
-Used to pick on Santa
-Has a huge... carrot
-Tried to kill Gaians one Easter with exploding eggs (Oh, let bygones be bygones)
-Wants us to remember him as the best Easter Bunny ever

Zhivago (Durem):

-Does not cut his fingernails
-Is the only non-white vampire in Gaia
--Has a million pairs of underwear in the Japanese undies vending machinesDaily Chance
-Is still running around somewhere; has not been seen since 2007
-Is the only Gaian vampire so far with the ability to turn into a bat
-Matches his underwear to his tie

Vladimir Von Helson (Durem):

-Was not immune to bullets
-Could train zombies
-Has heterochromia (visible page 5 of Damian, page 1 of Gun Show)

Ivan (TaxLand?)

(Picture stolen from courtesy of Ivan Fanthread)
-Is in yur shops, collecting yur taxes
-Plays keyboard
-Said he likes Rina's flowers (if you know what I mean)
-Is moving
-Sold Repo lamps
-Is friends with Lance
-Doesn't know why the GRS liquidates shops
-Must have some degree of eye problems
-Might not have ever returned after the Repo lamps if a fanclub hadn't been started
-Wears Keyboard Ties
-Revealed his name during Famestar 2000
-Does not have faith in the goodness of mankind

Cordell (Durem)

-Sister of Leader of the Kuro's
-Is a girl (surprised me)
-Is not a Bishi
-Can be rather rude
-Did not expect much of Louie
-Is a big enough person to admit she was wrong about Louie
-Is very Athletic
-Cheats

Cresento(Tlauixcalpantecuhtliopolis)

-Insists that Tlauixcalpantecuhtliopolis is a real place
-Works for OMNIDRINK
-Is the only person on Gaia to have an airship
-Flies around in his airship to remind us that he has one and we don't.

Blaze(zOMG)
Picture coming soon
-Drives a motorcycle
-Likes Machetes
-Is apparently friends with Louie
-Thinks eating wolves is hardcore
-Is a Nature Junkie
-Favorite movies are: Rambo, Jurassic Park (OMG ur lyk my BFF now), Terminator, Batman and Love Actually
-Cooking Channels put her to sleep
-Can carve shapes out of wood (whittling)
-Likes: Steak Tartar, Peppermint and Popcorn
-Is / likes to act like a 'Swashbuckler'
-Says she's the daughter of a grizzly bear and a matchstick (Whatever Floats your boat...)

Brennivin
Picture Stolen from ily Brennivin's signature
-His true passion is fashion
-Lived Deep in the mountains
-Studied magic for many years
-His father was a wizard
-Has (or had) an airship

The zOMG Pizza Man (Barton Town)

(Picture courtesy of A Scary Little Girl! Thank you!)
-Doesn't get chummy with the locals (us)
-Has incredibly long hours
-Always carries the same Pizza Box
-Apparently has no customers
-Is in league with the Porcupines on the village green, who try to trick us into attacking them to make us look silly. crying
-Is no doubt a spy working for Labtech X
-Runs for hours and never gets tired
-The meat on his pizza was donated by Ms.Lovett's meat pie shop
-Is Franks little brother from another mother
-Was once one of the Barton guards, and Leon's second in command, until he was hit in the head with a Goof-Ball and got amnesia
-Had an affair with Marget of zOMG five years ago, and is the reason she never talks
-His real hair color is black
-Is Rina's dad
-Put The Bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp and the Ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
-His pizza brings all the boys to the yard (Damn right, it's better then yours)
-Has various superpowers
-Watches The Tick every Friday
-Is an assassin after Nicu
-Is planing the downfall of Gaia
-Does it all because he's evil, and he does it all for free
-Is cooler then sliced bread
-Best Friends with Chuck Norris
-He's a bird, he's a plane, he's Superman... ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
-Went back in time, had sex with his mom, and fathered himself.
-Was the first ninja
-Is right behind you
-Can see you when your sleeping
-He knows if your awake
-He knows if you've been bad or good (So be good OR ELSE)
-Has a snake under his hat (Don't question a man's hobbies)
-Eats people who forward chainletters for breakfast
-Is, in disguise, the hobo that Timmy is seeking guidance from
-Invented the internet
-Caused Global warming
-Eats Al Gore for Lunch
-Is that cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about
-Invented Russia
-Can blow up pies with his mind

[Cleocatra]

Haha! Lovely!



..time to buy all the leon armour..

[Fumei]

Sweet, I was just reading the post and was about to PM her when this showed up! heart

[ZNK]

Win XD

[magwhich]

Cleocatra

Haha! Lovely!



..time to buy all the leon armour..

i believe you mean leon meat smoking kit

[Maueschen]

I wonder what armor-smoked meat tastes like...

[Bushel of Bad Habits]

Where is Louie?
And why does it fail to mention that Louie likes to lick ples for no good reason?

What happened to the old thread?




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Art Shop
My Quest

[Serg Herg Derg]

Wait, what happened to thread v1? It died? neutral

[Dreigan-H2O]

Mr Yippie

Wait, what happened to thread v1? It died? neutral

Nope. Just a change of management.
Start posting, people!

[Flight of the Garuda]

Cool! That first thread was pretty crowded in the other one, but it's been kept pretty much the same.

But where'd that first fact for Nicu come from?

[Teh Savior]

Pathological Therapist

I wonder what armor-smoked meat tastes like...

☢

Mansweat, and broken dreams.
☢

[gosts]

Listen up! What happened to the old thread is I am a slacker to the nth degree. Dreigan finally got sick of it and PMed me today, smacking me in the head, and I realized that I really wasn't cut out for big projects like this.
I hope you don't mind if I still pop by from time to time around big updates... redface
And thanks for keeping my beloved Johnny first. XDD heart

Dreigan, you've got some code issues in post two, probably something to do with how Ian gets cut off at the end of post one and continues in post two. The text returns to pt10 font about half-way through. Other than that, it looks good. =')

[Lehrer]

Did you know that Rina once got stuck in a vending machine? xp