Hassli
What do you think a Diedrich REI would be like?
Something that would hopefully give "I am" poses for those babies he had one Easter, so we could frolic in Towns as little baby Diedrichs.
It has to start out subtle though. Like first the item would be a fancy urn, with a tiny speck of red and green. Then an elegant captain's coat and hat, with a green and a red pin attached. Then maybe some fancy stockings, a pie themed apron with red and green apple slices printed on. A "bundle of joy" would be next, and if you turned around holding it, you could make out bunny ears. One pose would be a picture of the Easter Bunny titled "bff" Then finally, you'd receive a suit, then all of the OBVIOUSLY Diedrich stuff comes out in it's final evolution. Hopefully we'd get a mouth mod for him. He has the best mouth.
It has to fool the Diedrich haters into thinking it is an item they want to spread his
virus message around.