The Cookie Cafe [Hiring For Fun!]

I need motivation! PM me something fancy!

Wow... I'm now totally motivated	0.0%	[ 0 ]
I got spirit how about you!?	23.1%	[ 3 ]
D:< Your mother was a hamster!	38.5%	[ 5 ]
:D I like candy kisses.	23.1%	[ 3 ]
Poll Whore (:D )	15.4%	[ 2 ]
Total Votes:			[ 13 ]

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she flipped over onto her stomach and began doodling on a napkin

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she switched the pen color and continued to draw, the napkin began to look violently bright and colorful

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The napkin became filled with bright and vibrant colors, she began to doodle on her arm as she became more and more bored

[Morrik]

-Stumbles into the cafe frantically.-
Hmmm.
-Looks around at everybody while itching his beard.-

Sonny, the black hair dye you gave me worked wonders!

[Reverend Varian]

"POPS!" He shouted with glee. "How have ya been you old turkey paste?" He said creating random yet funny insults.

[Morrik]

Reverend Varian

"POPS!" He shouted with glee. "How have ya been you old turkey paste?" He said creating random yet funny insults.

I've been well! I have many a story to tell.
How about yourself sonny? Fine establishment you have here.
-Stares at employees.-

[Reverend Varian]

"Yeah you would be surprised to see how many ladies stop by." He said rubbing the back of his head. "Pretty much like the play boy without the nudity." He continued jokingly. "I have been well. Seemingly enough I think i should consider only hiring ladies." He said with a laugh.

[Morrik]

Reverend Varian

"Yeah you would be surprised to see how many ladies stop by." He said rubbing the back of his head. "Pretty much like the play boy without the nudity." He continued jokingly. "I have been well. Seemingly enough I think i should consider only hiring ladies." He said with a laugh.

-Morrik's glasses hide his wide-eyed look.-
Hiring only ladies you say? Bahahaha! -Slaps Varian on the back.-

I think I'm going to enjoy it here.
-Lays back comfortably twirling his beard.-

[Reverend Varian]

"Maybe I need to also start the uniforms. Low cuts and mini skirts all around!" He exclaimed with much enthusiasm. "So pops find any ladies while you have been gone? Seems like you have taken a liking to the color white." He said and pointed out the halo. "So did you finally fall over and keel into death?" he couldn't help but laugh at the thought.

[Morrik]

Reverend Varian

"Maybe I need to also start the uniforms. Low cuts and mini skirts all around!" He exclaimed with much enthusiasm. "So pops find any ladies while you have been gone? Seems like you have taken a liking to the color white." He said and pointed out the halo. "So did you finally fall over and keel into death?" he couldn't help but laugh at the thought.

Close, but no cigar.
Actually my good friend Jesus asked me to play a gig for him up in heaven.
You'd be amazed at how many ladies go crazy for the beard up there.

[Reverend Varian]

He gave him a funny look. "I'm surprised ladies still go for the beard now days." He said with a smile. "Well apparently they also like secrets, for I have hidden my mouth since we last spoke and everyone is curious to what is under it. So i might as well take it off now and look a wee bit younger so when my employees do come out i can use that old dusty hammer i left in the closet for just such an occasion." He said with an evil smile. "So what are your plans for the rest of your... umm... day or two?" he snickered behind his little mythrill cape.

[Morrik]

Reverend Varian

He gave him a funny look. "I'm surprised ladies still go for the beard now days." He said with a smile. "Well apparently they also like secrets, for I have hidden my mouth since we last spoke and everyone is curious to what is under it. So i might as well take it off now and look a wee bit younger so when my employees do come out i can use that old dusty hammer i left in the closet for just such an occasion." He said with an evil smile. "So what are your plans for the rest of your... umm... day or two?" he snickered behind his little mythrill cape.

You don't dig the beard? Do ya think I should shave? Bahahah!
Oooh, intriguing. I suppose we will see what is under soon enough. :O
What else would Pops do, be as badass as possible. wink

What is new with you sonny!? Do you have yourself a lady friend?

[Reverend Varian]

"Don't tell any of the other ladies but I am engaged. Supposedly I am supposed to keep my chastity and love equal to everyone but... yeah you know a guy has his needs." He said giving a hinting wink at Morrik.

[Morrik]

Reverend Varian

"Don't tell any of the other ladies but I am engaged. Supposedly I am supposed to keep my chastity and love equal to everyone but... yeah you know a guy has his needs." He said giving a hinting wink at Morrik.

Bahahaha!
Ooh I know sonny.

Looking good in your casual clothes!

[Reverend Varian]

"Feels good to be in some normal clothing once in a while." He replied. "So what about you pops? You find yourself a nice lady companion?" he asked