DO YOU BELIEVE IN MODS?

[defenestrated]

Terrant

Um..Defenestrated..I didn't say that. Oh-Mi-Kaze did. ^^

Ya know, I'm giving up on quoting people. This is the tenth or so time in the past few days I've completely ******** it up. whee

I'll go change the post. *sigh*

Edit: Post changed.

[Oh-mi-kaze]

Vryko Lakas

The same could be said of yourself. In fact, I would venture to posit that you wouldn't know humor if it sprouted chainsaws for teeth and began slowly gnawing your face off.

Either that, or I'm British. And, by the by, my post wasn't intended to be funny. That really was, hands down, the most retarded thing I've ever read here. Not that it's a bad thing, of course.

Terrant

That's part of the joke ya nut. rehasing the same stale crap over and over until everyone is sick of hearing us repeat ourselves. Kinda like most of the threads in ED anymore ^^

If that's Romuel's excuse, she might as well strap me to a pillar and flay my hide about seventy times, muttering to herself in street Latin. At least it'll give you guys two thousand years' worth of debating material. Why the hell are there so many responses to this thread, anyway?

[Zona Rosa]

You're all totally missing the point here. Proof and disproof is not what this is about - it's about love, about faith, about fellowship with our fellow Gaians. Mod just wants us to love each other and give praise for the happiness of Gaia. And look, if you don't believe in Mod then how can you practice correct posting? What's to stop you descending into spam and bumping?

I urge you to open your heart and let Mod into your lives.

*sings* Lanzer wants me for a sunbeam!

[Jeanak]

Oh-mi-kaze

Why the hell are there so many responses to this thread, anyway?

Because there are about this many responses to the typical God-debating thread in here.

[Romuel]

Oh-mi-kaze

If that's Romuel's excuse, she might as well strap me to a pillar and flay my hide about seventy times, muttering to herself in street Latin. At least it'll give you guys two thousand years' worth of debating material. Why the hell are there so many responses to this thread, anyway?

There's no excuse. It was meant as a lighthearted jab at the style of several Cotton Candy Christians who post here. In the grand tradition of everything I do, it got cheerfully out of hand.

I've welcomed the posts. I've enjoyed each and every one, as everyone has taken on the style of a common poster and gone hog wild. Heck, I even rewrote a passage from the Gospel of Luke just to carry on the fun.

I understand if you don't like this particular brand of humor, or simply don't get it. But I politely ask you not to spoil the fun that others are having with it.

Remember: The Mods love you.

[Tetris Z]

Defenestrated: It's OK ^^ No big deal.

Oh-Mi-Kaze: You know by saying that you just ADDED to the number right? You're defeating your own purpose.

[Oh-mi-kaze]

Romuel

There's no excuse. It was meant as a lighthearted jab at the style of several Cotton Candy Christians who post here. In the grand tradition of everything I do, it got cheerfully out of hand.

I've welcomed the posts. I've enjoyed each and every one, as everyone has taken on the style of a common poster and gone hog wild. Heck, I even rewrote a passage from the Gospel of Luke just to carry on the fun.

I understand if you don't like this particular brand of humor, or simply don't get it. But I politely ask you not to spoil the fun that others are having with it.

Remember: The Mods love you.

I knew. However, it was a a bit more tasteless than I originally anticipated. I'm not even Christian, so the religion bit doesn't bother me, but the replies were actually rather annoying. After cutting my way through all five pages, I felt like I've trudged through hell and made it to the other side. Thus, the indignation.

Terrant

Oh-Mi-Kaze: You know by saying that you just ADDED to the number right? You're defeating your own purpose.

I was well aware of what I was doing with that post. I was just wondering why there had to be 2-3 pages of "let's float each other's boats" interpersonal adulations, followed by mediocre rehashings of atheistic arguments. After going through all that, I thought to myself, "So this is how my girlfriend feels after sex..."

I came here in search of "TEH FUNNY," and left with my desires for humor unfulfilled. And I hold all of you personally responsible.

[Romuel]

...Well, that was a funkill...I feel my faith diminishing.

[Zona Rosa]

Romuel

...Well, that was a funkill...I feel my faith diminishing.

NO! Don't give in to the doubters - reach out, Romuel, and feel Mod in your heart!

[defenestrated]

Romuel

...Well, that was a funkill...I feel my faith diminishing.

gonk

Oh-mi-kaze

I came here in search of "TEH FUNNY," and left with my desires for humor unfulfilled. And I hold all of you personally responsible.

Oddly enough, I never read the rule: Thine parody thread has failed if but one reader finds it ill-made.

You have your opinion. You get a cookie for it. If you think it is "teh sux", dwell no further and let the rest of us bask in the inanity. wink

[Kyraa]

Romuel

...Well, that was a funkill...I feel my faith diminishing.

No! Don't lose faith! Don't be fooled! That is a sign of modopolyse!

[DemonNick]

I was blind and I did not see, but brothers and sisters! You gotta let the love of the Mods into your life! Gimme a Praise The Mods!

"Praise the mods!"

Gimme a Hallejulah!

"Hallejulah!"

Gimme an Amen!

"Amen!"

[~RandomPenguin~]

hehe, this thread makes me laugh like the idiot I am, Mods bless you!

[Romuel]

Zona Rosa

NO! Don't give in to the doubters - reach out, Romuel, and feel Mod in your heart!

I...I'll try. I just can't understand how people can exist without the love of the Mods! Without Mods, there'd be no Gaia! Aren't they happy with the gift the Mods have given them?

[Songlian]

Romuel

Zona Rosa

NO! Don't give in to the doubters - reach out, Romuel, and feel Mod in your heart!

I...I'll try. I just can't understand how people can exist without the love of the Mods! Without Mods, there'd be no Gaia! Aren't they happy with the gift the Mods have given them?

I guess all we can do it pray for their poor souls... poor little things... I bet Lanzer himself (praise be unto him) could PM them, and they might not even read it...

~sob~

It's so sad! Did nobody ever tell them about the sweet, sweet beta to come?