The Black Sheep
Chapter 2: Bright Scarves and Pink Lipstick
“I still can’t believe you purposely got a Troll in Divination!” Katie exclaimed. She and Ethan were sitting on her back porch. Katie had strips of bacon that she was pinching off and tossing to Santa, who was hopping back and forth on the porch rail like a bad carnival game. Her brown hair was pulled back into a casual ponytail, her amber-like eyes watching Santa affectionately. “How do you even do that? Not even take the test?”
“I predicted only happiness and joy for everyone!” he said, purposely making his voice sound as gay as possible. He watched as Santa caught another piece of bacon in his beak and gobbled it down. “Stop feeding him all the time, he’ll get fat and not be able to fly.”
Katie gave him a skeptical look and tossed Santa another piece. “What classes are you continuing in?”
Ethan had to think for a minute. “Five, I know.” He held up a finger as he said each class, “Charms, History…um, Defense against the Dark Arts, Muggle Studies and uh…Care of Magical Creatures.”
“Care of Magical Creatures?” Katie raised an eyebrow. “I didn’t think anybody was continuing in that class!”
“Mom didn’t want me to only have four classes.” He rolled his eyes. “She’s still harping on me to try for a position in the Ministry, so she thinks the more classes the merrier.”
“I think you should try too,” Katie said, giving him a sweet look. “You know Ludo Bagman resigned after the Triwizard Tournament. You could try to get his job!”
Ethan let out a short bark of a laugh. “By the time I made my way up that high they’ll have replaced him already.”
“It’s still worth a shot,” Katie said. She ran out of bacon bits and got up to take her plate into the kitchen. The window was open though, so Ethan could talk and she still hear him.
“I really want to be on a professional Quidditch team,” he said, already imagining himself flying the best broom, beating back bludgers and the crowd cheering…
“I know that,” Katie said thoughtfully, washing the plate and setting it on the dish rack. “But that’s a long shot too.”
“Only because I’ve been a reserve beater for four years,” he muttered, frowning and slumping down more into his chair.
Katie frowned, coming back onto the porch and sitting next to him. “Fred and George will be graduating this year so…”
“So next year I can be beater, yeah,” he said, though he wasn’t excited. “One year. A professional team will see that and laugh. It makes me look like I was a last resort.”
“You’re not a last resort! There are people better than they are and they should understand that. Fred and George just established themselves the year before you.”
“And they’re better than me, I know you’re thinking it,” Ethan said, but he wasn’t angry. He knew it to be true. The Weasley twins were better than he was, but that didn’t mean he wasn’t any good. He gets to play a good bit, considering that they were often getting detention and not allowed to play in games every now and then, and he did a very good job. Sometimes better, he thought.
“I’m sorry, you know I think you’re great,” Katie smiled.
Ethan smiled at her. “You have to, you’re my girlfriend.” He stood up and stretched. It was getting on in the afternoon and they had been sitting on the porch talking since he got there early that morning. “I’m hungry.” He kissed her on top of the head as he walked past into the kitchen, immediately going into the pantry to rummage around as if it was his own house.
“Don’t eat dad’s supply of chocolate frogs. He’ll throw a fit,” Katie said as she followed him. She pulled him from the pantry and shut the door. “Mom and Dad will be home from work soon and it doesn’t take Dad long to whip up some food.”
“Fine, fine.” Ethan sighed. The two lovebirds headed into the living room to await the parents.
x x x
Ethan spent the rest of his summer with Katie. They played Quidditch in the backyard, magical chess in the living room at night, and made games of eating Bertie Botts’ Every Flavor Beans with her dad. Soon the first week of August came around and the two headed to Diagon Alley to get their supplies.
“Where to next? Flourish and Blott’s?” Katie asked, looking down at her list. They had already gone to the other shops (and made a couple of detours to Quality Quidditch Supplies and Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor).
Ethan sighed, hanging his head. “If we have to…”
Katie laughed, shaking her head. “Yes, we do.” She grabbed his hand and started to drag him towards the bookshop, but they stopped when they heard two familiar voices hailing their names.
Ethan turned to see Alicia Spinnit and Angelina Johnson waving at them. Katie brightened up like a ray of sunshine and waved. “Hey!” She trotted over to them, Ethan following slower.
“How was your summer?” Angelina asked. This started the girlish small talk that made Ethan feel like a dumb lug because he couldn’t keep up, didn’t want to, and didn’t understand half of it anyway.
“So having to drag Ethan around, hm?”
“What?” Ethan snapped out of it, looking down at Angelina.
Katie laughed. “Of course, whatever else?”
“Are you excited about the new Quidditch season, Ethan?” Alicia asked, looking up at the much taller boy. He was about six foot.
Ethan shrugged. “I guess, though I’ll only get to play if the Weasley twins get in trouble.”
Angelina and Alicia laughed. “Then you’ll be sure to play!” she assured him. She then turned to Katie. “We’ll see you on the train, okay?”
“All right.” Katie waved goodbye and the two headed back on their previous course.
“Ethan?”
“Hm?”
“You…seem more bummed than usual about being a beater reserve.”
Ethan sighed. “It’s just mom was harping on me all summer about doing something with my life and she doesn’t want to accept that I want to just play Quidditch, and it made me realize that I probably really don’t have a chance and she’ll be right.” He felt comfortable confiding in her, she had been his girlfriend for two years on September 15. He wasn’t quite as open with anyone else, except maybe Lethia, but he didn’t want to talk about this kind of stuff with her because it would bum her out and he wanted her to always be happy.
“Well, you could still try for teams even while working in the Ministry,” Katie reassured, linking her arm with his and patting his forearm.
“I know…Lethy heard a lot about it though, and it really got her riled up. She’d never acted so upset about not having magic…”
Katie sighed sadly. “I wish she did, Lethia would make a wonderful witch, better than Jessica.” She frowned. “But being Squib isn’t a bad thing. Filch is a—” She stopped when Ethan gave her a horrified look. “Ethan I’m—”
“No, let’s just drop it for now.” Ethan pushed the door open to Flourish and Blott’s for her. “Let’s get our books and head home.” Katie nodded and walked into the store.
x x x
“Advanced Book of Spells?” Katie said as she pulled the book out of her bag. She and Ethan were sitting on the floor of her room, working on packing their trunks. She hadn’t touched the stuff she bought in Diagon Alley since she picked it up off the shelf. The next day they were leaving for Hogwarts.
“It has a lot of cool charms in it,” said Ethan, who had been reading it already. “Much better stuff that we were learning in the standard book.”
“At least you’re excited about one class.”
“That’s not true.”
“Oh?” Katie raised an eyebrow.
“I’m excited about Quidditch.”
“That’s not a class!”
Ethan shrugged. “It should be.”
Katie shook her head and continued placing her books in her trunk. Ethan did the same, trying to cram them in with his badly packed robes and other things. Santa chirped disapprovingly from his perch on the lid of the open trunk. Ethan did a powerful push to shove everything down, causing the lid to slam shut on his arms. Santa flew into the air with a terrified hoot and Ethan cried out in pain.
“Merlin—are you all right!” Katie turned quickly, startled by all of the noise. She lifted the trunk lid, showing two red lines engraved on Ethan’s arms.
He pulled them back and rubbed them. “Yeah, I’m fine.”
“You really should organize better…For starters, roll your clothes. It’ll take up less room.”
Ethan shooed Katie away. She walked away on her knees, settling back down in front of her trunk. Ethan grudgingly dumped his trunk out and began grumbling as he rolled his clothing. Katie giggled and reached in the bag.
“Advanced Book of Spells Volume One…Defensive Magical Theory...” she continued to say the name of the books as she put them in her trunk, checking them off her list. When she was done, she turned to Ethan’s books. “Did you get everything?”
“Yeah,” he said, still diligently rolling clothes, though it was starting to get sloppy. Katie didn’t seem to hear him. She took his list and sat next to his pile of books. “Advanced Book of Spells…Defensive Magical Theory…a very old, battered A History of Magic…Muggles Around the World…wait, you only have four books.”
“So?”
“You’re taking five classes!”
Ethan put the rolled robe into the trunk and looked at his pile. “That’s all that was on the list.”
Katie looked down at his list. “That’s weird…what other class are you taking? Care of Magical Creatures?”
“Yeah.” Ethan took the list from her and began setting the books in his trunk. “Hagrid probably didn’t choose a textbook.”
Santa landed on the top of Katie’s closed trunk and hooted, trying to get her attention. “Oh!” She got up and went to her dresser, pulling something from a shoebox. It was a pink and purple scarf, this time knitted with a glittery thread intertwined.
“Don’t do it!” Ethan protested, pointing his finger at her threateningly.
Katie smirked and walked over to Santa who was rocking back and forth, foot to foot, in excitement. She wrapped the scarf around him and he hopped around happily. “He loves my scarves!”
“They’re girly! At least make them a manly color!”
“Katie!” a male voice called from downstairs. “Bed time!”
“That means you have to go to your room,” said Katie, dismissing his arguing.
“Take that off him!” Ethan continued to protest.
“Good night,” Katie gave him a peck on the lips and began to push him out of her room.
“Take that thing off him, you’ll turn him—!” He was cut off when Katie shut the door in his face. Santa hooted happily and flew around the room before settling in his cage, burying his beak in his feathers. He understood “bed time” even though it was just Katie’s father’s way of saying “Boy, get out of my daughter’s room before I accio your head to my hand.”
x x x
“Why does your dad hate me so much?” Ethan asked as he and Katie found an empty compartment aboard the Hogwarts Express. He lifted her trunk into the luggage rack and then his.
Katie sat on the bench, right next to the window. “He doesn’t hate you! If he did he wouldn’t let you spend part of your summer with me.”
Ethan sat down across from her and propped his feet up on her bench, trapping her between his legs and the window. “I think your mom has something to do with that.”
“She likes you a lot. But dad calls you a playboy.”
“What!” Ethan’s eyes widened. “But I’ve only had one other girlfriend than you!”
“He thinks you flirt with all the girls, the typical jock, blah blah blah,” Katie smiled. “Don’t worry about it.”
The light from the window made the glitter in her lip-gloss shine. He noticed how nice her hair looked today, hugging her face. Simple but pretty dangling earrings showed through and she had put on enough make up to still look natural.
Ethan smiled. “You look really pretty.”
Katie smiled, obviously pleased, but said, “I know.”
“Looking to pick up some guys, huh? Your dad should see what a playgirl you are.”
Katie laughed and grabbed a throw pillow from the other end of the bench and beat him with it.
“Uh oh! Ole Ethan’s getting the whip again!” A voice roared along with very badly done whip swish noises.
They both looked up to a very tall, wide bulk of a boy standing in the doorway—well, sort of. He was more like making his own doorway by causing the doorframe to bend a little. He had short black hair, cut all the way to his scalp, and dark skin and eyes. His arms where huge but his legs not so much so he resembled an upside down triangle. His head was a square with a large nose, large chin, large lips, and large ears. Behind him stood an attractive boy maybe one inch shorter than Ethan, but he looked so much shorter by the big boy. He had longish blond hair, square frame glasses, and a lanky frame.
Ethan grinned. “Shut up, Mike. Want me to beat you up again?”
Mike began laughing, a booming sound that was probably making the train wobble on its tracks. “Yeah, when I need to be tickled with a feather I’ll pick a fight with you!” He forced himself into the compartment, sitting down on the bench with Katie. She suddenly had only a foot of room.
The other boy came in and sat next to Ethan.
He turned to him, still grinning. “How was your summer, Rover?”
“Oh you know…boring.”
“Hey.” Mike crossed his arms, glaring at Rover. “You were at my house all summer!”
“Exactly.” Rover said, looking miserable and worn out. “All you and your dad do is work out. All day. Every day. That’s it.” He turned to Ethan. “They don’t do anything else.” His eyes widened, making him look crazed.
“I tried to get you to join us!”
“Your meat-head father would have killed me,” hissed Rover.
“Who you calling a meat-head!”
“You.”
“Why I ought’a!”
Ethan laughed and looked at Katie. “Don’t you love them?”
Katie rolled her eyes. “Oh yes. I’m going to find Angelina and Alicia.” She stood and pecked him on the cheek before leaving, only to be pursued by catcalls from Mike.
When she was gone, Mike turned to Ethan. “When you gonna let me have a go with her?”
“Never.” Ethan said in a tone that showed this wasn’t the first time he had been asked this.
“She wouldn’t go for you anyway, she likes a little brain with her brawn,” said Rover in his usual creepy, quiet voice. If you didn’t know him better you’d think he was a serial killer time bomb.
The rest of the trip went on about like this. Mike and Rover fought like cats and dogs and Ethan played as moderator. More than once the girls from next door asked them to be quiet. After arriving at Hogwarts, Mike could be found sitting on the bench in the Great Hall (reinforced by magic to hold his bulk) and grumbling impatiently about being hungry. Ethan scanned the head table, wondering who was replacing Moody as the next Defense Against the Dark Arts victim. His eyes settled only a piggy woman wearing far too much pink. He also noticed that Professor Grubbly-Plank, the Care of Magical Creatures teacher before Hagrid, had returned.
“Where’s Hagrid?” Ethan asked to anyone who would answer.
His friends turned to look at the head table.
“Dunno, mate, that’s weird,” Mike said.
“I hope he’s all right…” Katie whispered.
Professor McGonagall walked to the front of the Great Hall with a stool and the sorting hat. She sat the old, tattered hat on the stool and stepped back. The chatter was suddenly disrupted by the Sorting Hat beginning his song:
In times of old when I was new
And Hogwarts barely started
The founders of our noble school
Thought never to be parted:
United by a common goal,
They had the selfsame yearning,
To make the world's best magic school
And pass along their learning.
“Together we will build and teach!”
The four good friends decided.
And never did they dream that they
Might someday be divided,
For were there such friends anywhere
As Slytherin and Gryffindor?
Unless it was the second pair
Of Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw?
So how could it have gone so wrong?
How could such friendships fail?
Why, I was there so I can tell
The whole sad, sorry tale.
Said Slytherin, “We'll teach just those
Whose ancestry is purest.”
Said Ravenclaw, “We'll teach those who’s
Intelligence is surest.”
Said Gryffindor, “We'll teach all those
With brave deeds to their name,”
Said Hufflepuff, “I'll teach the lot
And treat them just the same.”
These differences caused little strife
When first they came to light,
For each of the four founders had
A house in which they might
Take only those they wanted, so,
For instance, Slytherin
Took only pure-blood wizards
Of great cunning, just like him,
And only those of sharpest mind
Were taught by Ravenclaw
While the bravest and the boldest
Went to daring Gryffindor.
Good Hufflepuff, she took the rest,
And taught them all she knew,
Thus the Houses and their founders
Maintained friendships firm and true.
So Hogwarts worked in harmony
For several happy years,
But then discord crept among us
Feeding on our faults and fears.
The Houses that like pillars four,
Had once held up our school,
Now turned upon each other and,
Divided sought to rule.
And for a while it seemed the school
Must meet an early end,
What with dueling and with fighting
And the clash of friend on friend
And at last there came a morning
When old Slytherin departed
And though the fighting then died out
He left us quite downhearted.
And never since the founders four
Were whittled down to three
Have the Houses been united
As they once were meant to be.
And now the Sorting Hat is here
And you all know the score:
I sort you into Houses
Because that is what I'm for,
But this year I'll go further,
Listen closely to my song:
Though condemned I am to split you
Still I worry that it's wrong,
Though I must fulfill my duty
And must quarter every year
Still I wonder whether sorting
May not bring the end I fear.
Oh, know the perils, read the signs,
The warning history shows
For our Hogwarts is in danger
From external, deadly foes
And we must unite inside her
Or we'll crumble from within
I have told you I have warned you…
Let the Sorting now begin.
Afterward, Professor McGonagall began calling out names of first years to be sorted. Once that business was over Dumbledore stood and silence fell over the Hall.
“To our newcomers,” said Dumbledore in his usual megaphone of a voice, greeting his students with a smile, “welcome! To our hands—welcome back! There is a time for speech making, but this is not it. Tuck in!” On cue, the plates filled with delicious food that looked so vibrant and wonderful that it could have been painted.
“Did you hear about Harry Potter?” Rover whispered from next to Ethan. Without thinking about it, he glanced down the table at the young celebrity.
“Yeah, Katie told me he used magic outside of school,” Ethan answered in a whisper.
“Then shouldn’t he have been expelled?”
“He’s Dumbledore’s little pet and a pawn of the Ministry, of course not,” Ethan said and ripped a piece of bread from his roll and shoved it in his mouth.
“Lay off,” Angelina said, “you’re just sour because he got on the Quidditch team his first year and you’re still just a reserve.”
“Angelina!” Katie scolded.
“Forget it, Katie, she doesn’t listen to reason,” Ethan said with poison.
Angelina glowered. “I’m the new Quidditch captain, Ethan, so if you want to even play during practice you better start kissing my arse!”
“I’m not putting my lips where Fred’s has been!” Ethan shot back.
“Stop it!” Mike bellowed, slamming his fist on the table. Almost everyone turned to look as food flew everywhere. “You’re giving me indigestion!”
Everyone stopped arguing, but they also stopped talking. The rest of the meal was eaten in silence. Once the wonderful food had been picked clean, Dumbledore stood once more. Ethan hoped it was a short speech because his full belly was making him very sleepy.
“Well, now that we are all digesting another magnificent feast, I beg a few moments of your attention for the usual start-of-term notices.”
Good, Ethan thought,
soon I’ll be up in that wonderful bed… “First-years ought to know that the Forest in the grounds is out-of-bounds to students—and a few of our older students ought to know by now, too.” Ethan guessed Fred and George, but Harry Potter’s tri-force had gotten into their share of trouble out there. “Mr. Filch, the caretaker, has asked me, for what he tells me is the four-hundred-and-sixty-second time, to remind you all that magic is not permitted in corridors between classes, nor are a number of other things, all of which can be checked on the extensive list now fastened to Mr. Filch’s door.
We have had two changes in staffing this year. We are very pleased to welcome back Professor Grubbly-Plank, who will be taking Care of Magical Creatures lessons; we are also delighted to introduce Professor Umbridge, our new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.”
Drowsy, uninterested applause filled the hall for a few dreary moments. Ethan noticed that Harry and his friends were exchanging worried looks.
“Tryouts for the house Quidditch teams will take place on the—” Dumbledore suddenly stopped and everyone leaned forward in their seats, all eyes turning to Professor Umbridge. She was now standing and cleared her throat. Surprise rippled through the staff table, but Dumbledore graciously sat down and waited—eagerly, it seemed—for her to speak.
“Thank you, headmaster,” she said, her voice making Ethan regret signing up to continue Defense Against the Dark Arts, “for those kind words of welcome.” She cleared her throat again and continued, “Well, it is lovely to be back at Hogwarts, I must say! And to see such happy little faces looking up at me!”
None of the faces were looking very happy at the moment. In fact, some looked quite mutinous for this woman—this
newcomer—to mess with the order of things.
“I am very much looking forward to getting to know you all and I’m sure we’ll be very good friends!” Once again, she cleared her throat. Ethan wanted to offer her a lozenge—a poisoned one. “The Ministry of Magic has always considered the education of young witches and wizards to be of vital importance. The rare gifts with which you were born may come to nothing if not nurtured and honed by…”
Ethan began to zone out and picked at his plate, moving bits of food about with his fork. He had begun to construct a pyramid of buffalo wings’ bones when Katie elbowed him in the ribs. He let out a muffled sound of pain and glanced at her. She just nodded back to the staff table.
“…again, progress for progress’s sake must be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions often require no tinkering. A balance, then, between old and new, between permanence and…”
“What the
bloody hell is this crone rambling about?”
“I dunno, mate, but her sweater is making me yearn from some of Mam’s pepto-bis-a-ma-thing-un,” Mike said, laying a hand on his stomach and looking rather green.
Ethan didn’t listen to another word she said, back to constructing his pyramid. When Katie elbowed him again she caused him to accidently destroy it with his fork. He pouted at her.
“Thank you very much, Professor Umbridge, that was most illuminating.” Ethan looked up to see that Dumbledore had taken the podium back. He finished his announcements, the only of which that interested Ethan being when the Quidditch tryouts were. He glanced down the table at Fred and George. Maybe he could beat one of them out this year…but what chance did he have against twin talent?
He was the first one off the bench when they were dismissed, making his way out of the Great Hall with his friends before the first years were rounded up and pouring out. He said good night to Katie and he, Mike, and Rover climbed the stairs to their dorm. He fell into bed fully dressed and was out like a light within moments.
x x x