[NPC] Dr. Singh
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- Posted: Fri, 24 Jan 2014 00:12:20 +0000

Gaians, I've... I've done it. I've created something so mind bogglingly brilliant, so astoundingly amazing, so scientifically genius that is bound to absolutely blow your mind. Einstein? Mendeleev? Newton? Hacks! The whole lot of them! Nothing they ever came up with even comes close to rivaling my new, greatest experiment: the Theory of Evolution! Yes, okay -- perhaps the name isn't the most original, but my theory is completely different from anything Darwin conjured up! Using my amazing new theory, I've created a device that -- through completely scientific means that have nothing even remotely to do with with the wizard I keep trapped in the basement of the EI Labs -- randomly recreates an Evolving Item or Rapidly Evolving Item from the past and delivers it directly to your inventory! Don't believe me? BEHOLD, empirical evidence!

That's right, you could win EIs such as The Case of Pietro and Zodiacal, REIs like Sainte Ciel: Agape or Little Lucie, and tons more to boot! It's almost too good to be true, but it is. I swear! Except maybe you guys could help me test it out a bit? You know, be my sample group. I'd really appreciate the help! Once I collect all my results I can submit a paper to Evolutionary Theorist Monthly and they'll have to publish it. They all laughed at me, but I'll show them! I'll show them all! So why not aid the march of scientific progress and pick up a Theory of Evolution CI? They'll be in La Victoire until January 26th, 11:59 PM EST because I need to gather my data fast if I want to submit my research in time. Help an excited scientist out!
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