[NPC] VP Diedrich
Commander in Chief
Yes, hello, Gaians! It is me. I am your president. Today is a day all about me! Because I am president of this great place, or something. Did you know that I am still president? It's true, I even wrote in my collar today "PRESIDENT" in case I forgot again. As President it is my duty to tell you all sorts of amazing facts about Gaia's founding today! Please expect me. I am everywhere. I will tell you so many wonderful things. It will be a day of happiness, and cake, and explosions that sparkle, and Future President for Life Diedrich, and freedom, and eagles!
Look! I got you all amazing presents to celebrate today. Did you know they aren't tracking devices, and that I made them entirely out of my back hair and some pipecleaners? It's true!
I am your president! I love you! Happy Independence Day! You'll never have to be dependent on me! You are free! Freedom! I love you. Okay, bye. I love you. Freedom. Goodbye. Okay. Bye bye.