Last Will & Testament of Marc the Maniac
I, Marc, being of sound mind (yeah, right) do hereby bequeath the following to my loyal threadkateers:
* my credit card debt
* my nappy old couch soaked in all kinds of mysterious bodily fluids
* any residual angst from my corporeal existence
In the event that I am determined to be not quite dead yet, and only suffering a slight flesh wound, it will be their responsibility to:
* ensure I am cared for by smokin' hot nurses
* decorate my hospital room with cool action figures
* spoon-feed me pudding
Upon my untimely expiration and departure from this world, the threadkateers are responsible to:
* avenge all slights against my honor . . . with a katana sword
* build a massive pyramid of pizza boxes and pepsi cans for my glory
* provide jell-o shots and air horns to everyone at my funeral
* light me afire atop the hood of a blessed camaro and drive my bitchin' blazin' corpse through the streets for one last rockathon
You will adhere to these explicit wishes, in perpetuity, heretofore, ipso facto, e pluribus unum, or forever shut the ******** up.
Sign here: ___________
Mango____________________