♥♥♥♫♪ MachDialUp's NARCISSUS; GamesGraphicsQuest

Your milkshake brings all the

boys to the yard.	4.8%	[ 1 ]
flab to the lovethighs.	9.5%	[ 2 ]
big to the butt.	4.8%	[ 1 ]
kids begging for some.	9.5%	[ 2 ]
Milkshake? OMG! ♥	42.9%	[ 9 ]
Blue.	4.8%	[ 1 ]
Woo pop culture.	4.8%	[ 1 ]
Where IS the "yard" anyway?	19.0%	[ 4 ]
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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Why, why do I try to love you; try to love you when you really don't want me to? ♫ »

Welcome to
MACHDIALUP'S NARCISSUS!

Hey, I'm Steven. And if you weren't already aware, this is MachDialUp's Narcissus, which combines my two favorite things: getting gifts and getting money. I mean, er, a quest thread and a graphic shop (as well as a game thread).

Now, take a glimpse at my avatar. Yes, I'm sexy, I know; thank you. Anyway, as you can tell, I'm richer than even I could have ever dreamed of becoming on Gaia... but why am I questing? Well, I still have items I want. Casino items, in fact; so I've decided to save up my tickets and the tickets donated to me by others (psst, that's your job).

Anyway, make yourself at home. Chill~! That's what this thread is for, after all.

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Recent News:
March 7th, 5:00PM: And we're back open!~ I need staff, though. If you want to be staff, the only requirement is that you're on my friends list. o:

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪Dear popular boy I know you're used to getting everything so easily, a stranger to the concept of reciprocity. People honor boys like you in this society. ♫ »

About MachDialUp

Call me: Steven. (Or, Machy or whatever you prefer.)

ASL?!?!!11one: Seventeen, dude, west coast America.

Hobbies: Photography, digital art, cooking, hanging out.

Likes: Nature, cosmic-y things, Nutella, music, my ponytail, I Can Has Cheezburger.

Dislikes: TV, Movies, bugs, dogs, acne.

Favorite colors: Cobalt, (web) Indigo, Crimson, Khaki.

Least favorite colors: Any pastels.

Favorite Bands/Artists: CSS, Rammstein, Fatboy Slim. Evanescence, Garbage, Richard Cheese, Sarah McLachlan, Kaiser Chiefs, Lily Allen, Seether, Ace of Base, Jem, && No Doubt. (I like a lot more bands/artists than this list shows, these are just my favorite.)

Pet Phrases: Kemo Sabe ( 'faithful friend' ) , your mom.

Least Favorite Thing: Not being able to think of things to put here. sweatdrop (If you can think of anything let me know.)

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ And any talk of willingness, and any talk of both feet in, and any talk of commitment leaves you running for the door. ♫ »

Rules of the Thread

Okay, so I'm a nice guy. I know, it's only the third post and I'm laying down the rules, but keep in mind I'm easy on them.

Rule one, in regards to posting literacy:
Please make your post readable. Chatspeak is simply unacceptable. Also, "plz" gets on my nerves if used seriously. You're warned.

Rule two, in regards to donating:
I do -not- donate to beggars.. I gift people who I think are nice. I've given away CoCos and Angelic Staffs and so on, but begging will do no good. I only donate to people whom I think deserve it, and most of the time they don't ask for it.

Rule three, in regards to your mom:
I have your attention now? Cool. Thanks.

Rule four, in regards to prizes from the games:
If you win, PM me with the page number. (Yes, I will check, don't even bother trying to trick me.) If you PM me without the page number, there's a good chance I won't give you your prize. Also, please PM me within like, a few days. Thanks babs.

Rule five, in regards to opinions:
If you wanna discuss politics or religion or your mom, go ahead, but don't be surprised if someone disagrees. And accept their opinion politely. If you disagree, too dang bad, don't flame them.

Rule six, in regards to my 'staff':
Yeah, I'm so lazy my thread has a 'staff.' But basically, listen to whatever they say hands down. The moderators are in post four. Anything Axelette or Shiru No Tori (my sisters) say can be taken as if I were to say it. Their judgment is final. Unless it's about my hair.


Again, I'm chillax, you needn't worry about being blacklisted. If you're breaking a rule, and I'm in a good mood (which is usually the case) I'll probably PM you and ask you to chill.

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Dear narcissus boy I know you've never really apologized for anything, I know you've never really taken responsibility, I know you've never really listened to a woman. ♫ »

People to Recognize

Okay, here I just honor people for who they are in regards to this thread. If you're looking for donors, that's a few posts down.

Staff:
Wind_Walkr: Basically my internet mom. Like seriously. She makes sure my health is at least okay if not better.
Phud: Phud is another mother, but not one of mine. -- She might seem nice, but watch out, she's got a noob nightstick. She also does Sharpie signs.

First Poster:
Darkbunnykins.

Commoners:
Wind_Walkr. (More to be added later.)

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Dear me-show boy I know you're not really into conflict resolution, or seeing both sides of every equation, or having an uninterrupted conversation. ♫ »

Graphics Shop

Ah, this is more like it. The point of the thread!

Requests are: OPEN!

Small Animations / Blinkies:
Most will be under 100x100, and most will be transparent. They're small and can be made fast, and are likewise cheap. Generally they will have text and a small icon, and will always be transparent.

Examples: [x] - [x] - [x]

They cost 3k each.

Advanced Animation:
Advanced animations are pretty complex (by definition). They run 35+ frames (usually) and can be of any size. Also, they're themed. Transparency is not guaranteed.

Examples: [x] - [x] - [x]

They cost 7k each.

Banners & Bumps:
Perfect for advertising your thread, custom bumps, or whatever. It can say whatever you want, and it can be of any size. They are not transparent (in 99.9% of cases). It can contain (uncopyrighted) images if you want it to.

Examples: [x] (old) - [x] - [x]

They cost 7k each.

Profile Scribbles:
A new idea. I take a screenshot of your profile and scribble all over it. Relevant scribbles, though.

No examples yet as it's a new idea.

They cost 1k each.

[Phud's] Sharpie Signs:
This originally was going to be done by me but because of a broken camera I'm out of the scene. Anyway, signs, yes... they're written on paper and placed near someone/something. o:

phud

So interesting things to be photographed around: JJ; Elmo/Cookie Monster guitar toy; black background; white background; disney book; the snowman I mentioned; (I dont have any pets) Guitar; Turtle stuffed animal named Mo; the sexylicious phud; my beatles calander - a different picture every month!; errr.... I'm not sure what else... lol

No examples yet.~

They cost 1k but come in top quality. ( Enhanced - for the best visual results. ♥ )

Send your order to me and I'll pass it on to phud.

Got a different idea?
PM it to me. We can discuss price, too.

To order:
PM me. (Don't post in my thread, please. I'll never find it, LOL.) Just tell me what you want, what you want it to say, what colors you want, and if there's anything else specific you want about it. I'm flexible. o: Also, if I accept your request, and I don't finish it in two or so days, feel free to yell at me.

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Dear egotist boy you've never really had to suffer any consequence, you've never stayed with anyone longer than ten minutes, you'd never understand anyone showing resistance. ♫ »

Quest!

Current quest:

Item 1: Joker Hat
0 / 55,000

About Donating: The only thing I don't want is Towns garbage. Other than that, I'll take anything as a donation. If you're trading me, please label the trade as a donation or else I'll get confused and probably cancel the trade.

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ And any talk of healthiness, and any talk of connectedness, and any talk of resolving this leaves you running for the door. ♫ »

Donators

1: DarkBunnykins: Majestic King.
2: Wind_Walkr: My general health! (Seriously.)
3: Dikia: 250 tokens.
4: ladybrittania: Imperial Queen, B/P Dragon Bottom Tat, various game items.
5: phud: Blue Pink Dragon Torso Tattoo.
6: Pet Spork: 323 gold.
7: floppery: Red Rose Wristlet Corsage.

The Anonymous
These are the things that have been given to me anonymously.
-Devoted Pawn
-8,100 Tickets
-Red Tartan

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Why why do I try to help you try to help you when you really don't want me to? ♫ »

Games/Contests!

Yes, the games. It's what most of you are here for, right? Hah. Thought so.

Random Number Generator (0-5000)
17 wins a MachDialUp Pack!*
1117 wins a Demonbow!
1717 wins a cash shop item worth 50 or less GC!
3333 wins a Pandy Pack!
5000 wins a Blox set! (All blox! SUPER SEXY! Best item!)

* (MachDialUp pack is a set of my favorite items: Fire Flower, Romani Glasses, and Lobster. That should explain why it's on my lucky number, 17.)

Chuck Norris Joke!
If you tell me a Chuck Norris joke I haven't heard, and it makes me laugh, you can win 2000 gold. o:

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ Dear self centered boy I don't know why I still feel affected by you, I've never lasted very long with someone like you, I never did although I have to admit I wanted to. ♫ »

Links In & Out

Link to Narcissus!
You can use one of these banners to link out. Sorry, no codes, I'm lazy.





Links Out!
*POPO CHARITY: Run by Phud/Popo, a cute little charity. Recommended all the way.




(If you want your link here, just ask! I'll gladly affiliate.)

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[MachDialUp]

« ♪ You go back to the women who will dance the dance, you go back to your friends who will lick your a**,
You go back to being so oblivious, you go back to the center of the universe. ♫ »

Poll Archive

The option in BOLD is the winner.

(Jan 12 to Jan 19) Black sheep, black sheep, have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. [ 5 ] / Yes sir, now only $39.99 plus shipping and handling. [ 9 ] / No, my job was outsourced to babies in China.[ 8 ] / If I didn't, wouldn't I be NAKED? [ 4 ] / No sir, no sir, your face is not cool. [ 1 ]

{Jan 19 to Jan 26) If you could only choose one half of your son, what half would it be?
Left [ 0 ] / Right [ 0 ] / All of him, please? [ 4 ] / Yes [ 5 ] / What kind of question is that? [ 7 ]

(Jan 26th to Feb 2) Jack and Jill went up the hill to...
...fetch a pail of water. [ 2 ] / ...be impaled by water. [ 1 ] / ...drink ale, not water. [ 2 ] / ...eat curds and whey. [ 0 ] / ...push Humpty off a wall. [ 4 ] / ... APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! [ 5 ] / GET TO THE TOP OF THE FREAKING HILL! >:[ [ 1 ] / Results may vary. [ 4 ]

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[MachDialUp]

Good Galloping Giggling Green Garlic, this post is RESERVED

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[MachDialUp]

One last reserve.

[MachDialUp]

And, we are

OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

*breaks wine bottle* Bon Voyage meee!~... wait, I'm not going anywhere, I think...

[DarkBunnykins]

Bump 1

[Wind_Walkr]

Yeah! First post.

[Can I do the RNG and bump contest too? Huh, huh? LOL]