(matope) - MOVED! New thread! pg 5419!

[theCorniest]

YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO LEARN SOME CAUTION,

Because every last one of you is going to die.
Not even ONE OF YOU is going to live, like last time, when we played Russian Roulette!


However, one of you will still get a babby.


What I am going to do is play a video game called Iter Vehemens ad Necem, which is Latin for the Violent Road to Death. I will use the nicknames you gave me for the player character's name, and your favorite names for the name of your pet dog! Then I will play each game exactly as I would normally, which is to say try to make it as far as possible before dying horribly. Because the title is not a misnomer; if you play IVAN, you can expect to die every single time. Sometimes very early on! Sometimes you can even be killed by the ghost of a previous playthrough's player character.

However, the game also keeps a score and a high-score table. This is how the winner will be determined - the person with the highest score will win.

I will be playing on a clean copy of IVAN to both reduce clutter on the high score table and to remove chance of ghosts from non-babby game playthroughs killing you.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN. I am gonna have some fun with this. >:3

[Suishii]

replace all your limbs with banana

i have heard that is a thing that occurs in this game

[theCorniest]

Hahaha, yes, that is a thing that could happen! Banana is kind of a terrible thing to have a limb made out of, though - even fabric is better! Metals are what I prefer.

[Ruriska]

That is very cool. XD

[Suishii]

MAYBE IT'S GOOD FOR SNACKS emotion_omnomnom

[theCorniest]

Actually, what you wanna do is change a limb to ommel cerumen and eat that. Ommel fluids are hella stat boosters!

[Flayre The Pyro Girl]

krankhafter

I'm thinking about frying up some bananas... These assholes are tempting me... ;; I really want one even though the raw ones make me break out in hives. aaaugh.

Perchance its the radioactive potassium.

[KRANKHAFTER]

I dunno! I used to eat them all the time and then suddenly, I was allergic to them.

BRB fighting with a giant BJD.

[phoenix kiss]

Flayre The Pyro Girl

Fluo, I roast the sprouts with fresh beets, fall squash, pears and walnuts. Coat the veggies and pear with a light touch of olive oil, then serve with feta crumbles.

Edit: coat the veggies, then broil, then serve. Tastes really good with salmon or tuna or swordfish

flayre, you're a good friend, why don't you come over and cook for me? I WILL GET YOU MORE PRESENTS

[theCorniest]

daggers4zidane

In the first level of the first dungeon, a kobold killed your dog, Shira. Then, you contracted leprosy from a zombie, and lost an arm to it! You struggled back to town, but on the way to the medicine woman, you lost both of your legs. With your carrying capacity greatly diminished, you had to resort to throwing your severed limbs ahead of you to her hut. Unfortunately, you only had enough money for a dose of medicine for the leprosy, and for her to re-attach one arm. Undaunted, you pressed forward, but died of starvation in the second level of the first dungeon :c

[Xerianthe]

Awesome Corn. Awesome. You always have the best baby games xD Are you going to tell each of us how we die, cause that would just make my day 8D

[Suishii]

this is going to go so well

[[A.V.]]

Oh my gosh Corn, this is absolutely BRILLIANT.
Anddddddd, after reading that, I do not think I can sleep now.

[Flayre The Pyro Girl]

phoenix kiss

flayre, you're a good friend, why don't you come over and cook for me? I WILL GET YOU MORE PRESENTS

Cause I have classes that require my physical presence, and my clones are defective/prone to spontaneous combustion/mass murder sprees. But if you ever feel the need to teach PA just how fabulous you are, I have an apartment and functional kitchen, so I will cook for you. Same goes for teaching DC/ Southern MD.

On topic of presents, thanks again for Christmas! And I'm going back to PA on Friday. Hopefully it will be NOT SNOWING when I drive up. Snow, I can deal with. Stupid people, I can handle. Semi trucks, OK. All three together= road rage and massive death count on mountain highways with long, steep drops into picturesque valleys.

Edit: And maniacal laughter

[Muffinsbaby]

Flayre The Pyro Girl

phoenix kiss

flayre, you're a good friend, why don't you come over and cook for me? I WILL GET YOU MORE PRESENTS

Cause I have classes that require my physical presence, and my clones are defective/prone to spontaneous combustion/mass murder sprees. But if you ever feel the need to teach PA just how fabulous you are, I have an apartment and functional kitchen, so I will cook for you. Same goes for teaching DC/ Southern MD.

On topic of presents, thanks again for Christmas! And I'm going back to PA on Friday. Hopefully it will be NOT SNOWING when I drive up. Snow, I can deal with. Stupid people, I can handle. Semi trucks, OK. All three together= road rage and massive death count on mountain highways with long, steep drops into picturesque valleys.

Edit: And maniacal laughter

OMG PA? whereabouts?