thε c. sαтιvus ℓεttεяs . . . is now recruiting!

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lol lol lol lol lol ol ol ol ololololo lolloololola pma til im ∂oa production
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lolololthε c. sαтιvus ℓεttεяslol
cσηcept ● ● YRS TRLY
phσtσ cre∂ιts ● ● FLCKR, DVNTRT & oTHR SCH SRCS
ιnspιratιση ● ● DRNKNG T00 MCH WNE oN A MoNDY AFTRN00N
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. . . if this layout looks wonky, it either means
your internet browser sucks, your screen resolution
sucks, your operating system sucks, your monitor sucks
or your med perscription sucks 'cos it looks f a b u l o u s
on my brand new 20" imac < 3
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stαtus ● ● OPN, CLSD, UC
αccepting ● ● MN0LGS, PRFLS
prσgress ● ● EST 95%
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lololol● ● hello and welcome ~
this is a roleplay centered around the concept of poetic literature;
lola more delicate, personal approach to storytelling
lolololololpioneered by lovely faces like catastrophism.
this is an exercise built to expand & enlighten your mind
lolby the works of ergodic, conceptual, spontaneous &brilliant writing.
lololololi'm your host PMA & i'll be running the show
● ● so please invite your friends lolol& take a seat lolol& feel inclined to blow my mind.

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lol


lolololololololololololol

lollololololololololololololollolololthε c. sαтιvus cσŋcερтlol

lolololol ● ● alcoholism is a dangerous passtime
lololololspoiling your liver, wrecking your relationship, long nights
lololololcalling into work
lololololburning bridges
lololeven your wallet frowns at you about this
lolololol ● ● time to stand up for yourself & call AlcoholicsAnonymous

lololololc. sαтιvus is the location within closest proximity
lololololit's run by a couple of passionate yuppies
lololololthat promise to help you back onto your feet

lololololthree long months of sobriety;
loloresistance, cleaning up, finding better things to do on a friday night
lololololgroup meetings, spilling thoughts and feelings,
lololololsharing your past
lolololola change in self

lololololfeeling like new, it's time to start things over again
lololololwhat a better way to do so
lololololthen to participate in your final test
lololololfrom c.sativus

lolololololol ● ● ❝Write a letter to someone, at least once per day
for two weeks total.
lololololto a friend, enemy, ex lover, new lover,
lolololyourself, your cat, your landlord, your mom,
lololololyour dad, your siblings, your old highschool teacher,
lololololyour neighbor, a bottle of rum, a girl on the street....anyone❞
lololololyou don't even have to deliver it if you don't want to.
lolololololol(bonus points if you do)

lolololol& don't forget about your new friends
lololololyour new sober friends, whom you've spent
lololololthe last three months of your life
lololololturning over a new leaf with

lololololespecially that cute girl
lololololcute sober girl
lololololyou don't know how to ask her out quite yet
lololololwithout offering to go out for drinks
lololololor out to dinner without the wine
lololololbut for now, that's OK.

lollololololololololololololollolololthε c. sαтιvus cσhcεhтlol







lol

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lollolololthε c. sαтιvus gυι∂εℓιŋεslol
lololololololololωσr∂s σf ωis∂σm
lololol ● ● follow the tos is the only solid rule here, but that doesn't mean you can't push your limits & think outside the box. an important aspect to keep in
mind is the freedom of censorship - don't censor your thoughts, don't censor words or phrases. keep actions & dialogue tasteful, though. should myself or anyone have to step in on your
behavior, it will be likely that we'll simply have you swept out.

lololol ● ● maturity is a word i shouldn't have to mention at all, but i will anyway. this is a mature roleplay, dealing with mature themes in a mature situation with people
of a somewhat mature age. that means that you, yourself, have maybe got to grow up a touch & really focus your mind on being someone else for a while. don't be afraid to let your own
personality & ideas shine through, there's nothing wrong with that, but perhaps keep the severe sides of immaturity out.

lololol ● ● disappearances happen. life gets in the way of online life & that's perfectly fine. we'll miss you & your character though, please keep that in mind, and please do
try to sneak on to warn us of an absence or say bye if you're leaving for good. if you decide to come back, the doors are always open unless stated otherwise.

lololol ● ● on that note, however, consistence is also important. if you're only going to be here once a week, and you know that, then perhaps its best to just stay on
the sidelines. this consistence is especially important when your character is dealing with a social situation. while it is possible for other characters to time skip & move on from being
around your character should you decide to be gone for too long, it is also a hassle and slightly
annoying. if you know of a future absence, you should try & steer out of interactions with other characters & send your character home for the night to sleep or hibernate. please & thankyou.

lololol ● ● evaluate your posts before submitting, please. spelling mistakes DO become bothersome not only to myself but others i'm sure. your posts should be creative,
well-thought out and clear even if a vague attitude or tone is present. most everything should be in first person seeing as people don't usually think in third person on a regular basis, obviously.
use a delicious vocabulary to capture your audience's attention. creative phrases. lyrics. images. handwrite the whole post, i don't care. i am giving you free range to expand your own mind.
i do, however, have suggestions.

lolololif you ever have writer's block, freerice.com is the easiest solution & also builds on your vocabulary. dictionary.com words you don't know, or thesaurus.com words
you do know! let beautiful music inspire you. let beautiful ART inspire you. poetry. lyrics. stories.

lololol ● ● personality is the most important thing we see in this roleplay. give your character an irish brood by reading up on proper irish slang with websites like
irishslang.co.za. this will also help to expand your vocabulary, i know i've been using crazy english slang in my every day life for the past few weeks because of this kind of research. read
up on schools around the country, geography, old used cars, ******** if i know, just put something new into this. try on a mental disorder for size. overstep your usual limits. try out your new photo
editing application & go nuts... i dunno! this is yours, kid.

lololol ● ● branching off of personality, we have the actual physical appearance of your character. this is also vital for helping other users, and yourself, truly
visualize the person you're acting out. let's avoid ALL celebrities - that goes for internet celebrities, well-known models, well-known photographers & deviant users. let's avoid images
from vampirefreaks & tagged images of the sort. make sure that you feel as though you could step into the person's skin & know exactly what's going on. there's got to be a connection there
or else you have nothing.

● ● two is the magic number. having more than two characters is hectic; believe me. each character is to have their own profile & their own posts. yada ya.

lololololololololchαrαctεr mσnσlσguε
lololol ● ● no background check is necessary, seeing as your ability to write ~~*novels upon novels~*~ of posts is, in a sense, useless here.
this is where you begin the process of joining. it is very simple. i am asking you to create a character monologue. a short & sweet introduction to the thought
process of your lovely character. can be a short story, or the character talking about him or herself, where he or she lives, career path, etc. or, rambling, if that sort of behavior
is typical of him or her. this monologue, you are to post in the OOC for myself & others to judge upon & decide if you can move on to create your character's profile.
if "no", you can try again, edit it, sculpt it, reshape it or scrap it & start again.
(credit to thanks for smoking)

if you're having difficulty figuring out where to start, i suggest going through a previous roleplay with a similar process, like мεтяσρσlíς, & scope out some of the profiles/monologues there.

pssst - i have a suggestion. (aka a big hint)
write it in a letter format
ie.
dear so and so,
monologue here
love, me
<3

PROFILE SKELETON HERE

lololololololololεvεry you & εvεry mε
lololol ● ● you are required to participate in OOC chat with other members throughout the duration of creating your character monologue & profile so that when you do finally post it, you're not a stranger.
there are no reservations. no pre-made slots. i have an idea of how many positions i would like to fill, but it's not entirely necessary. i would like to see somewhat of a balance
between female & male characters, all of which between the ages of 19 and 40. keep in mind that your monologue & your profile is your ticket into the roleplay... should either of them be unimaginative, boring, or not pretty,
you are more likely to not be accepted.

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lolololthε c. sαтιvus q&αlololololol

what is "c. sativus" ?
the name of your AA program!
& also, the abbreviation of cucumis sativus, it's fancy talk for cucumber

what's with all the cucumbers ?
whenever i go to the bar, i order gin & tonic
& there's always a beautiful little slice of cucumber in it.
proof that inspiration comes from strange places, yeah?

i can't find a picture for my character, can you help me?
YES!!!

lolololthε c. sαтιvus ℓiŋкslololololol

profile thread
ic thread
picnik.com - a great, online application for picture editing
freerice.com - build your vocabulary & feed hungry people
spellcheck.net - incase you don't have it already
metropolis
city by the sea
deconstructed (remake)
deconstructed (original)

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lol

lolololthε c. sαтιvus rεseεrvεlololololol
i don't know what to put here just yet so here's some biggie smalls

word ta mother
i'm dangerous
crazier then a bag of ******** angel dust
when i bust my gat
******** take dirt naps

i'm all that & a dime sack
WHERE THE PAPER AT?

big up big up, its a stick up stick up
and i'm shootin niggas quick if you hiccup
don let me fill my clip up in your back and head piece
the opposite of peace
sending mom duke a wreath
yo talking to the robbery expert
stepping to your wake with your blood on my shirt
don be a jerk and get smoked over being resistant
'cos when I lick shots the shits is persistent

huh, g00dness gracious the papers
where the cash at? where the stash at?
***** pass that before you get your grave dug
from the main thug 357 slug
n my ***** biggie got an itchy one grip

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lolololthε c. sαтιvus rεseεrvε

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word, you can post now
<3

[a white stripe]

☮ all in all you're just
❤ another brick in the wall.

x
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werd. looks lovely. :3

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:0 you stayed!
gonna join, miss fancy?

[a white stripe]

☮ all in all you're just
❤ another brick in the wall.

x
x
x
x

yessir.
/salute.

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perfect!
i need to get that profile thread together
and the ic thread
and and and anything else i can think of
ah!

[a white stripe]

☮ all in all you're just
❤ another brick in the wall.

x
x
x
x

take yer time, obv. :3

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certainly!
how can i rush when ive been listening to play radio jazz UK all afternoon?

[a white stripe]

☮ all in all you're just
❤ another brick in the wall.

x
x
x
x

jea, just gotta groove with it.
X D

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ttly ; )