I'M ON A BOAT. [ one x one ]

I'M RIDIN ON A DOLPHIN

DOIN FLIPS N s**t	100.0%	[ 39 ]
Total Votes:			[ 39 ]

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

I'M ON A BOAT

[******** TREES, I CLIMB BUOYS ********]

xxxxx{ welcome passengers }
WELCOME TO THE BOAT (yes the capslock abuse is necessary). I'm your captain, the sammich, and we're about to set sail for roleplay island. SO STOP FLIPPIN' YOUR COPIES AT KINKO'S AND LET'S KICK THIS s**t IN GEAR.

Shenanigans ahoy! :'D

so about me. I'm an eighteen-year-old senior with ambitions for the local community college and I love shenanigans of all kinds. I'd consider myself advanced/literate or whatever the twelve-year-olds these days call it and I've been roleplaying for seven years. sometimes I'm kinda retarded, not gonna lie, so bear with me if I'm lol'ing like a ******** over something completely immateral and stupid. it happens alot sooo yeah.

I'm mature when it counts though. so if you have a problem, feel free to talk to me. I won't be a complete immature asshat and be like "NO LULZ ******** YOUR PROBLEMS."

also I swear like a sailor, so I suppose the boat metaphor works epically for this situation.

xxxxx{ yarr here be the rules }
• doubling is the s**t. if I double for you, you double for me. end of story.
• mary-sues are only lulzy when I'm not roleplaying with them. I'll send you the mary-sue litmus test if you're questioning yourself.
• whiny submissive bitches suck hardcore. I want epic characters who're made of win who have realistic flaws and DON'T angst over nothing all the damn time.
• a sense of humor would be kickass. <3
• roleplaying isn't SRS BUSINESS. it's fun. so let's have fun!
• a paragraph per character would be awesome.
• typos are totally okay as long as it isn't every other word.
• don't be a douche. kay? <3
• I'm really not that strict. >: sorry if I come off that way.

xxxxx{ topics ahoy }
I'm lazy, so I took the liberty of making myself a purty topics thread. it's self explanitory, so take a look and see if you find something you like. I tend to be really forgetful, so if you want something you don't see, feel free to ask. I mean, the worst I can do is say no, right?

also, suggest stuff. I love originality and super special awesome plots.

under the sky

xxxxx{ call the captain }
these are in the order you should try them in. as in, AIM and private threads are my preferred roleplaying venues.

• [ aim ] -- roxas rainbow
• [ private thread ] -- crispy otaku sandwich
• [ msn ] -- [e-mail]
• [ yim ] -- xmiss_boojanglesx
• [ pm ] -- crispy otaku sandwich

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

THIS AIN'T SEAWORLD.

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

THIS IS REAL AS IT GETS. D:<

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

AND MY FLIPPY FLOPPIES

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

I'M FLIPPIN BURGERS YOU'RE AT KINKO'S STRAIGHT FLIPPIN COPIES.

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

<3 this is fun.

[Rising Hourglass]

I totally agree with you on the entire character thing. XD It's why I stopped doing group roleplays. It becomes a circlejerk of sob-stories. 3nodding

I was in one once where I was pretty much the only character who didn't get raped.

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

jeez.

the only one? LORD. Talk about self-wank. D:

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

OHHHHH s**t. GET YOUR TOWELS READY, IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS ********]

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

myy bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R~

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

my bologna has a second name, it's M-E-Y-E-R~

[musical bento]

POSEIDON, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

[Crispy Otaku Sandwich]

CAN I DO BACKFLIPS OFF THE BOAT.

maybe that's dangerous. D;