//You might want to read this./
Welcome to my bribe shop.
Why bribe? Because I do not want to have a huge list of people waiting for me to draw them. This is how this thread is going to work;
After you've browsed around and (hopefully) decided to order some art, you will get the form, fill it in and then - post it. If I like both your avatar AND your offer, I will approve of the order and put you on my list. Once you're on the list I should start drawing right away.
How to make sure I will accept your offer? Don't insult me with it! I'm sure this is not the first thread you ran into. You've looked around before, you've seen the art offered around here, and I am sure you noted the prices. Anatomically correct non-chibi art is quite pricy around here. Especially if you wish your piece to be full body, detailed and with a background.
I will draw anything you can set your mind to, except ugly clutter. If you are really interested in buying; then just post. We're all grown men and women around here, I'm sure we can arrange things easily and with no drama.
Now, if you agree with me, please carry on.
//Rules./
● No DRAMA. I mean it. We all have our fair share of it at work, college, school, home. Don't bring that s**t into my thread.
● Offer what you own.
● WIPs will be posted in the thread. If you don't like the pose of your avatar, then this is the time to say so. Once I've colored the drawing, it's damn well too late. I will not alter finished artwork because you are a p***k that changed his/her/it's mind. Sorry.
● I have the right to turn down any and all offers. Not because I'm a jerk, but because I know my limits. If I don't think I can draw something, or if I don't find enough motivation in your character/offer, then I better not waste my time producing shitty art. I've done it too many times already - and now is the time to stop.
● Yes, you CAN resize/crop my art. No, you can't draw the eyes differently, add this item or that item, or eyeball it.
● If you were thinking of telling me how overpriced my art is - save your breath. It isn't. No one is forcing you to buy it, right?