[NPC] Jet & Cygnus
Hey everyone! Did you remember to do your taxes? I sure didn't. Luckily, Cygnus has my back, right buddy?
We're going to jail.
What a kidder! I mean, it's not like I've never filed my taxes with the GRS before. Well, alright. I guess you could say it like that. How was I supposed to be expected to know this weird Gaia custom? Space doesn't have taxes, you know!
They're going to repossess my doll collection.
Oh man. Cygnus is having another nervous breakdown. I'll work on calming him down while you guys check out what's hip and happenin' in La Victoire! And uh, keep an eye out for Ivan, won't you? I'm pretty sure I have until midnight to get this paperwork done, but he's a little impatient about it all.
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Alright! Now all I have to do to finish up this final column is divide my final gross income by the amount of times I hiccup in the average month, and adding any amounts equal to what I've spent on shop supplies, but not including any that were used to mend the shop's various damages made by rampaging, ghostly, feral, or downright naughty items. Then I take that total and add it to an amount equaling the number of times per day Cygnus and I high five (which is usually just one or two) multiplied by the approximate number of customers who scratch my chin, the number of letters in my mother's maiden name, and the first phone number I ever had, and how many times I've said the word "Gaians" in the last year. Wow! I might need some more time to work on this.... Uh, see you soon Gaians! Oops, better add another tally.
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