annoying the akatsuki

[centheny1]

story: a couple of friends are bored. One friend named cen (thats me) comes up with the idea to go to the akatsuki bass, and annoy the hell out of them. so the friends sneak in the bass...


NEEDED:

akatsuki members, and friends, but any1 who wants to be some1 else can join








HOW TO GET IN:
pm or comment me saying who u wanna be (and if u wanna be a friend say who u wanna annoy, and wat ur name is and no it doesnt have to be ur real name) but u have to be fast the everything can be taken.





RULES

1. if ur a friend u cant kill them

2. same goes with the mebers every1 has to stay alive

3. friends try ur best to be origonal, and random

4. just because ur a member doesnt mean u cant take revenge
5. have lots of fun with it and be creative ^_^

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Alison creeped up behind Deidara with a piece of sushi, giggling madly. This gave her spot away and Deidara quickly supn around. At first his face was furiouse, but then it turned into a glare. "Why," He asked, "Are you sneeking behind me with a piece of sushi?" He said, pointing at said sushi. "I just wanted to give you some lunch!" Alison yelled, waving her hands around. "Why else would I be carrying around a piece of dead fish?" Deidara's face turned blank. "...So you could put it in my hair?" He said unsure of himsellf. "Good idea!" Alison yelled, stuffing the dead fish into Deidara's ponytail.

[Sage naruto]

im going to get pein lol

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Deidara screamed and started digging his hands through his hair in attempt to retrieve the raw fish and stuff it down Alison's thought, but his hands only made the sushi get stuck deeper in his high ponytail. Alison gripped her sides, laughing hysterically. "When your done with lunch, me and you can look at some yaoi!" She yelled at him. Deidara moaned in protest and frantically ran away from the deranged child that is Alison.

[centheny1]

cen decided she was gonna bother sasori. so she found him in his room fixing his puppets. she crept up behind him, and pushed him into a bowl of oil. he gets up and looks at her, and yells y did u do that? she replies idk, and runs off

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Hidan randomly came running in with his hands flying everywhere. "Alison, Alison! Oh my *csensor* Gawd! I think I killed Kakuzu!" Alison screamed in horror and ran into the room Hidan and Kakuzu shared. Kakuzu was laid on the bed with four holes in his chest. Alison quickly grabbed Hidan's steak and started to poke Kakuzu with it. "Your an ambulance, your and ambulance!" Alison yelled repeatedly untill Hidan grabbed the steak from her hand. "What the *swear word* are you doing!" He demanded to know. "Well," Alison started, twidling her fingures. "Zetsu-san(LOL) Said if anyone ever passes out, that you should call them an ambulance..." Hidan stared at Alison with no emotion untill he raised his hands and yelled, "Oh corse! Why didn't I think of that!" He gave Alison his spare stake and they both poked kakuzu, calling him an ambulance.

[centheny1]

cen kept running until she found an open door. ran inside and saw that it was covered with blood. "this must be hidan's room" cen said with an evil grin her face she had fun in there. she pulled out her black sharpy and wrote jashin sucks, and athiesism rulez on his wall. she then saw his nicely polished and cleaned sythe laying on his bed. she grabbed and wrote there is no such thing as jashin with a sharpy and hid it in kakuzu's bed.

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Alison looked behind her and saw what Cen had done, she burst out laughing. She fell onto the ground and started to roll around. Hidan turned around and saw the horror that cen had done. Hidan's face lit up like a volcano, then.. "YOU *censor**naughty word**poopoo word***nasty**Something about your mother*" Hidan then got a nose bleed and he fainted from anger.
Alison was still rolling on the ground.

[centheny1]

cen looked at kakuzu then looked at allison and said "we r do an awesome job arent we"

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Ailson calmed down and got up. "Yeah we are!... I don't think Kakuzu is getting up though, I poked him pretty hard with that stick." She made a 'XD' face and looked at Cen. "Now what? We got Deidara, kakuzu, hidan, and sasori. How next?"

[centheny1]

o i no lets team up on itachi cen said with the evil grin still on her face. she then pointed to itachi's room.

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

Alison grinned a cat-like evil grin. "Exelent." She said. She creeped over to Itachi's door, pulling Cen behind her. When she got to the door she turned around and whispered. "This is what Im gonna do, Im gonna transform into orochimaru and act all gay and see what he does. What are you gonna do?"

[centheny1]

im gonna transform into sasuke and say he's ur lover now. and then say now who lacks hatred

[Devilish Lil Flower13]

"Alright!" Alicon did a few hand signs and in a puff of smoke she turned into the pale phedophile snake we all know as orochimaru. Alison ran into Itachi's room and found his sitting at his desk drawing picture of bloody bodies. Alison looked around the room and noticed he had a kareoke machine. She quickly turned on the mic and started to sing. "You!" Alison pointed her fingure at Itachi makeing him spin around. His face had shock all over it seeing orochimaru in his room using HIS kareoke machine. Aison continued her song. "You! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a gay bar! I wanna take you to a. Gay. Bar. Gay. Bar. WOW!" She yelled into the mic.
((im listening to the song right now XD ))

[centheny1]

then cen suddenly changed into the annoying uchiha we no as sasuke and ran into the room. she went up to itachi and said he is now ur gay lover. itachi went bug eyed seeing both oruchimaru and sasuke in his room. i bothered him really much. the cen suddenly laughed and said ur the one who lacks hatred foolish big brother.