• Death.
    It's peaceful,
    like being on a cloud.
    Unless you wake up,
    and hear your parents
    screaming and crying.
    So if this happens,
    sit up,
    and laugh.
    Laugh your a** off.
    Laugh until you cry
    or wet yourself...
    but laugh until someone notices you.
    But, if you were me,
    you would say something like:
    "What the s**t?
    I'M IN A DRESS!!
    WHO PUT ME IN A ******** DRESS!?!?"
    And then shake your head in disapprovement.
    Then laugh evilly...