• Edward: ohhh.....

    why doe life suck for zexion? o.o

    Zexion: Because my friend on gaia that's a girl tried to rape my avi
    Ed: hmmm...... what does rape mean zexion..... tell edward... o.o
    Zexion: well edward let me get marly to tell you
    Ed: ok.... edward will wait for marly to tell edward what rape means...
    Marluxia: (marly walks in) well young or old child rape is when someone takes you in to a room and has there way with you and you dont want it to be done to you
    its sex without consent
    Ed: (scratches head) edward understands..... so.... when fayefaye rapes someone she ein barks at edward oh ein!! come on let's play....
    Marluxia: ok then
    (zexion walks in)
    Zexion: ok marly you can leave now
    Ed: (ed plays with ein and ein walks away) aww ein left..... oh hi again zexion...
    Zexion: (zexion looks at edward) ok then put your cloth on
    Ed: hmmmm...... what does zexion mean..... edward has clothes on see....
    (points to raggedy shirt)
    Zexion: (looks up at edward) put some pants on
    Ed: hmmm (looks down) oh no!! ein!! you took edwards pants!!! give them back!!! (runs after ein)
    Zexion: (zexion stands in the same place) oh god should i help (marluxia comes up from behind zexion and touches a place of importance)
    Ed: (ed walks back to zexion with her pants on and says) uhm..... what are you two doing...... are you raping him.... (ed smiled and pointed at the two)
    Zexion: (zexion trys to run to ed but marluxia puts his hands down zexion's pants) omg marluxia what are you doing
    Marluxia: (marluxia looks down at zexion and says) well we were talking about rape so i want to show ed
    Ed: (ed sits down and smiles) alrighty then...... so is marluxia gonna rape zexion.....
    Marluxia: (zexion looks at ed as marluxia pulls down zexions pants) are u ready zexion Zexion: (zexion looks at marly) of course im no..(marly puts his lips against zexion's)
    Ed: (eds smiles and laughs) zexion doesn't like marluxia.... so when marluxia does that to zexion..... it' called rape..... yay!! ed finally knows what rape means....
    Zexion: (marly gets off of zexion and walks away) omg (zexion starts to cry) why did he do that
    Ed: (ed smiles cause maluxia wanted to teach ed a lesson)..... thank you marluxia~ and thank you zexion..... bye now.... ed has to go back to fayefaye and the others....
    (walks away) bye zexioooooon~
    Zexion: (zexion looks at ed) can i come
    Ed: (ed looks back at zexion) oh sure zexion can come with ed...... as long as faye faye doesn't rape you..... (smiles) come on zexion~ let goooooooo~~~~
    Zexion: (zexion walks with ed) um who is fayefaye
    Ed: oh.... faye faye is my friend..... along with spike and another guy..... but they all care for ed..... except for the time they almost ate ed's peanut..... then it fell out of ed's hands and ein ate it....
    Zexion: (zexion looks) at ed um ok... r u ok
    Ed: (ed looks at zexion and smiles)yup... ed's ok.... (laughs and rolls all the way to the ship)
    Zexion: (zexion looks at ed and follow ed) ok then
    Faye: (looks at ed and zexion) hey ed..... who's that.....
    Spike: yea who is he
    ed: this is zexion.... he's my friend.... say hi to them zexion
    Zexion: (zexion looks up) um hi i'm zexion
    faye: jumps down hmmm.... this guy seems like bad news..... but who cares..... he's kinda cute...
    spike: haha..... so the slut srikes again
    faye: oh shut up spike you're not really the lady's man ya know!!
    Zexion: (zexion looks at faye) um (back up a little) ok then
    ed: fayefaye likes zexion...... oh and zexion showed ed a new word...... zexion's friend marluxia even showed ed
    faye: oh really ed..... what was it?
    ed: marluxia showed ed what rape was
    spike and faye: (silence)
    spike and faye: YOU SAW ZEXION GET RAPED?!!?!?!?!?!
    Zexion: (zexion looks down and mutters to self)
    spikeand faye: (glare at zexion)
    Zexion: (zexion walks out of the room and starts to cry)
    ed: no no no zexion don't cry!! please don't cry cause if you cry then ed will cry and no one wold be happy (starts to tear up)
    Zexion: (zexion looks up and whips tears) ok ed (walks back in with ed)
    Ed: (ed smiles and crawls back to spike and faye) zexion's ok now..... but if fayefaye and spike hurt him..... ed will send a virus into the hardware of your ship causing it to crash into the ocean killing u all....
    spike and faye: oh sorry zexion you know we were just kidding right...... stop talking in ync with me..... stop it!!! stop it dammit!!!!
    Zexion: (zexion look at ed and backs into fayfay) oh sorry
    Faye: oh it's no big deal zexion.....
    spike: (cough) slut cough cough
    Zexion: (zexion looks at fay) ok