• “10 GOLD SHILNNGLINGS OR THE DEALS OFF!” The notorious trader, Jim Theonicky grunted eagerly. “I believe not! You disgraceful man, 5 is enough, Don’t you think?” the very rich Teaint P. Greenwells fought back with his “Fancy” British voice. “I ain’t got too much time! You rich folk got enough money all ready! 10 GOLD SHILNNGLINGS IS MY FINAL OFFER!” “Ugh!” Teaint sighed “You win, my friend, Here you go. I must say I’m not going to recommend you to anyone.” “I’m not your friend, eh’ Just give me the money!” Jim grunted in reply, Waiting to get the money and be able to leave. “HOLD IT! GET YOUR NEWS HERE!” a newspaper boy came running up. “Why in blood ell’ would we want that?” Jim asked.

    “Your not serious are you? I mean it’s a newspaper, WHO DOESN’T WANT A NEWSPAPER? HUH? TELL ME!” The boy shouted, not realizing that he was in immediate danger. “Not me, EH’ SO GET THE HELL OUTA’ HERE! GOT IT!” Teaint snuck away at that time, grateful he didn’t have to pay that horribly high price. “Err… Fine but, you owe me 15 Nertyioes!” The boy shouted as he started to leave. “What for? You dirty ell’ creature!” Jim was on top of his game, and he was not going to get pick-pocketed financially by a newspaper boy. “Because, You bought a newspaper!” “What in bloody ell’ gave you that idea?” Jim argued, but he was too late… The boy was already racing down the street.



    A block away from that incident, A fire broke out. “Oh ****! ****, ****,****! Man this fire ****ing sucks!” A fireman who was trying to stop the fire yelled, freaking out. “Watch your language! We are here to protect not to, Urr… Go un-directed and sweat- I mean swear!” A man next to him yelled back. “Man that rhyme sucked, I think you're a bit freaking out man! I think! But really, this fire is a load o’ ****!” “Me, freaking out? You're the one freaking out!” Suddenly the ladder fell and they both fell screaming, “OH- AHHHHHHHH!” The head officer, Ronald Steamwell came rushing. “Get them patched up and into the ambulance, PRONTO!” He ordered as soon as he saw them. The orders were obeyed and they were patched up and were put into the van. The Fire squad watched as they went down the street.

    The ambulance went very fast down the street, everything was fine until it hit BordVad Road. Boom! “Hey did you hear that?” One of the drivers asked. “Yeah, why?” the other replied. “I dun-no, I just think we should check it out.” “Sure, fine” The drivers hopped out and checked the ground in front of them. “OMG! WE HIT A KID!” One of them exclaimed. “IT WAS A NEWSPAPER BOY TOO!” the other shouted. “Let’s stuff em’ in the trunk so no one finds out!” “That’s the worst idea ever!” “WELL! DO YOU HAVE A BETTER ONE?” He never got to answer because, just then, the car blew up, which cased a lit fuse which, In turn blew up a plant were, A terrorist was, Which had a 3 ton nuclear bomb, which cased half of the country to blow up and killed more then 3568790 people! This was very rare to happen, but it did and cased everyone in the story to die.


    The remaining part then spent the rest of it’s time thinking that they were going to die, which they were, cause’ the next day was 2012 and for some reason, a movie acutally had some truth to it. So it pretty much happens the world ended! I’m sorry about the end, but come on! You have to make a story end that way sometime!




    The End Of This Really short book with a crappy ending! rofl