• Gunners Death #7 Youkai Academy!

    Well just a few days later we ran into some Dark Gunners unfortunately they’ve droppded us to London we did run into our grandmothers friends but they were yougn as well! Although we did ran into some preists and some Vampires and some Germans you know what I mean but hey what will happen next?

    A few hours later in the mansion

    Shi: nani?! Your sending us to anotehr school?!

    Akira: another school?! Why’s that?

    Saiyako: well to be honest this academy school is a really good place! I mean you can’t just be bullied by some people

    2nd grandmother: shes right you know…. And besides this school should get you two along! You two must act like sisters to each other!

    Shi: the hell with this I’m out of here

    2nd grandmother: Shinori! Lsiten to your grandmother!

    Shi: augh s**t…augh….

    Shi turns around slowly as she gets scared

    Shi: augh…damn you women………

    2nd grandmother: you should behave more like a grand daughter Shinori!

    Shi: how about this! We was beaten to death by our own parents and others and our hands were tortured to hell! And you guys just sit here and watch us die like little dogs! So how about that?

    2nd grandmother: you have no idea how we were been through?! We’ve suffered like the same as you had! Except for the hands!

    Shi: why you!

    Akira: Shi come on…. So grandmother what is this Youkai academy?

    Saiyako: it’s a really great place really! We use to go there there were handsome boys and a pool! Its sooooo fun!

    2nd grandmother: last time I remember some damn monsters tried to eat us!
    Shi: monsters?

    Saiyako: augh…. Yuki…. Your not suppose to tell our grand daughters that….

    Yuki: augh s**t…. alright… in this school theres no humans so do not tell them your human or anything! Because they will spear no human you got that?

    Shi: augh…..theh ell are you talking about? Theres nos uch things as monsters!

    Akira: Shinori remember those vampires from London

    Shi: ok they were monsters but hey theres no toehr monsters but those damn creatures! Besides youyr not gonna take us to some goddamn school!

    Five hours later

    Shi: s**t…..

    Akira: well your grandmother did put up a good fight

    Shi: alright alright! Besides I don’t piss myself that easily to her

    Akira: augh… so bus driver how long is this-

    Bus driver: don’t worry…. We’re already here

    Akira: oh I see…..

    Bus driver: have a good day….

    Shi: yeah yeah whatever… freaking mosnters… if they’re were I’m gonna freaking just kill em all goddamn it

    Meanwhile at the Youkai academy school

    Teacher: yes today we have our new two students! Please introduce yourselves

    Akira: good morning! My name is Akira Fukiyama!

    Shi: hey…. I’m Shi Shinori nice to meet you all….*s**t I hate this kind of nice thing…*

    Student: hey doesn’t Shi Shiori stands for Death 420……

    2nd sutdent: yeah looks like shes badluck…..

    Shi: what are you staring at boy……
    2nd student: augh nothing!

    Shi: *s**t even these monsters are afraid of me the hell is this place….?*

    3rd student: hmm… I think I smell a human scent…..

    Akira: augh… hey Shinori-kun don’t you think these guys are a bit reckless?

    Shi: who gives if these guys wanna eat us then fine let em have it I’ll just fight our way out then we’re done…..

    Meanwhile

    Akira: good thing they got a vending machine here….

    Shi: some good old coffee…. *sigh* the hell? Tomato juice? That’s just stupid as hell….

    Akira: hey whats this in our bag?

    Shi: yeah something feels weird….

    Shinori and Akira looked through there bags and tooked out a gun

    Shi: the hell is this?!

    Akira: a gun?

    Shinori and Akria found a letter

    “dear Akira and Shinori, we hope your having fun in Youkai Academy so we thoughted that you’ll be needing this for protection. Akira your gun is a berretta 92f pretty standard for a normal pistol and Shinori if you ever get in some real trouble here is a shotgun we’ve gaved you plenty of ammo to spare with, the shotgun is a M-1187 shotgun and the berreta 92f pistol please use these weopons wisely girls and have fun! ^^ please act like sisters.”

    Shi: oh s**t…. now this is a shotgun… good weopon… now I don’t have to use my axe all the time I think I’ll be using my monring star and this shotgun for now on hehe…. Its like christmas already although I’ve never celebrated christmas looks more like a birthday present or something nut I don’t even know whats my birthday?!

    Akira: same here I feel the same as you do…..

    Shi: the hell are we suppsoe to use these anyway? How the hell do I put this shell in? actaully wait theres a instruction manual in this

    Akira: some of this writing is more like english….
    Shi: *sigh* I can’t read english but good thing this manual is in Japanese

    Akira: I never knew this was a clip

    Shi: this shells can besmall but they can be good to kill hehe….

    The next day at school

    Akira: so what are you going to do today Shinori-kun?

    Shi: me? *sigh* I’m gonn take a drink…. I mean we’re still in our shredded uniforms anyway

    Akira: but our grandmothers are going to deliver the uniforms right?

    Shi: screw that! besides I rather die here like its my grave!

    Akria: ok! Calm down Shinori

    Student: hey are you Shi Shinori…?

    Shinori: yeah why?

    Student: was wondering…. Would u like to go out with me?

    Akira: nani?!

    Shinori: piss off! I don’t go out with boys!

    Student: so you’re a lesbian?!

    Shinori: gah….I’m not a lesbian now piss off or I’ll just have to rip your freaking head off!

    Student: well then you have to fight me then!

    The student turns into a monster

    Shinori: the hell is that?

    Akira: that’s just sick……

    Shinori: well fine by me! Come on lets see what you got?!

    The student throws her to the vending machine

    Shinori: AHH!!!! Crap….. alright fine…. *takeso ut a morning star*

    Student: a morning star?

    Shinori: morning cross!!!!!

    Student: “uff”!

    Shinori: now piss off or I’ll just have to rip out your organs and stick your head in front of the whole schoolo

    Student: ok ok ok!

    Shinori: boys these days…..

    Akira: well hey gotta hand it to ya but you really need a boy friend

    Shinori: *sigh* i got no feelings of lvoe so srew it besides hasn’t love cause people pain enough already? jeez….. I really need to smoke

    Akira: well come on Shinori augh….did you ever falled in love with someone?

    Shinori: no! hell no I hate boys besides they just torture and torture they just don’t understand that’s why

    Later in class

    Teacher: in the balance of demons and all other monsters, we must all survive from the human worlds

    Akira: I wonder why we all have to fight?

    Teacher: Shinori-kun can you please read page 38 in english please?

    Shinori: right….

    Shinori: demons and monsters hunts for humans for food and flesh sometimes for vampires, vampires always hunt for blood they get weaker without blood in order for this they must survive under shelter or hide outs so they are protected from the sun and from humans

    Teacher: very good Shinori!

    Akira: wow I never knew you speak english well

    Shinori: augh… its nothing really…. I just hate it when I speak english in my voice

    Akira: why?

    Student: wow her english is sooo cute!

    Shinori: that’s why…..

    2nd Student: *sigh* I smell a human scent again…….must be these two girls…..

    Shinori: hey you…. Shut the hell up… you’ll make a big fight in the class

    Student: what did you say?

    Shinori: I said shut the hell up! *punchs him in the face and slams him down*

    Student: GAH!!!!!

    Shinori: stupid b*****d… *sigh* I’m leaving…

    Akira: leaving where…?

    Shinori: I’m going home

    Teacher :augh actually… the bus comes here every month actually

    Shinori: then I’ll walk home…. I don’t care besides this is the fate I choose anyway….. may satan be with ya hehe…

    Akira: hey come on wait!

    Later outside

    Akira: come on Shinori! Cut the crap already!

    Shinori: look I don’t care if our grandmothers want us to act like sisters together alright?! I’m not your sister or step sister or anything! Not even a friend! Okay?! I never had friends in the past anyway

    Akira: but Shinori-

    Shinori: Shinori this! Shi that! just shut up already god….. you know why people hate us homeless you know…. All we do is eat food from rich people from ground everywhere! Just look at us already we’re nothing but trash already…. you think god made us do this? Well no we did this to ourselves! We betrayed the family bloodline that’s why! Besides I’m betting the family is just rotting there fingers on there food and trays and they’re miserable life

    Akira: *smacks her on the face* Shinori! Why can’t you get it through to your goddamn head already…?

    Shinori: look you son of a b***h! I know its not only me its everyone okay?! *puncsh her in the face*

    Akria: gah! AHH!!!!! *puchs her in the stomache*

    Shinori: b*****d! *kicks her in the rib*

    Akira: s**t!!!! BAKA! *heads butt her*

    Shinori: look! I don’t like being nice! I hate boys! I hate making friends with people!

    Akira: WELL WITHOUT FRIENDS SHINORI HOW ABOUT BE A LONER THEN!

    Shinori: you son of a b***h! Take that back!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles her on the ground*

    The students came outside

    Student: woah a cat fight yeah!

    Shinori: damn it Akira! We’re nothing but humans! Not goddamn monsters or demons nothing! We’re humans!

    Student: there humans?!

    2nd Student: I never knew they’re hot human girls!

    Akira: great now look what you did Shinori! They know we’re human!

    Shinori: s**t! alright you wanna piece of me then huh?! Come on! I’ll kill of you!

    3rd Student: shesh…. Shes scary

    4th Student: I’ll take a crack out of her! *turns into a monster and grabs her*

    Shinori: what are you going to do?! Break my back?! *sigh*slams his head with a morning star*

    4th Student: GAH!!!!!!

    Shinori: you guys are nothing but sick rotten worms! Everyone is rotten like worms like me, Akira and everyone!!!!!!!!

    Akira: not everyone is rotten like worms! *punchs her in the face*
    Shinori: *kicks her in the private part*

    Akira: GAH! That stings! *heads butt her again*

    5th Student: how long are those humans going to keep on fighting?

    6th Student: I don’t know……

    Akira: augh….. *falls down*

    Shinori: hey wake up….wake up this ain’t over yet…….awwww…… *falls down*

    7th Student: hey can someone bring these humas to the infirmary?!

    Meanwhile in the infirmary

    Akira: augh……. ow ow ow ow…. My head

    Shinori: oh hey d**k wuss your awake

    Akira: hey whos a d**k wuss?!

    Shinori: you are

    Akira: *sigh* you b*****d

    Shinori: well I guess I won this fight….. good thing they got cigarrets here……

    Doctor: good morning!

    Akira: the hell?

    Shinori: this is Dr.Fujiyama she just fixed our asses and gave me a cig…… want one?

    Akira: no I don’t smoke

    Shinori: have it your way then…… still I’m not gonna apologise

    Akira: screw you

    Shinori: you too……

    Akira: I’m going to get some fresh air…..

    Dr.Fujiyama: oh theres a club festival going on outside today! But be careful everyone wants to kill you besides everyone hates humans
    Akira: *sigh* no kidding

    Shinori: you know what I’m going too….. thanks for the help Doctor…..

    Akira: oh so being miss nice person huh?

    Shinori: whatever….

    Later at the festival

    Student: hey its those humans again…….

    Akira: seriousely what the hell?

    Shinori: told ya we’re rotten worms….. man…. I wonder how long we’ve been wearing these shredded uniforms?

    Akira: I don’t know….. fifteen years pretty much? No wait… five years

    Shinori: well its only our clothes anyway…..

    Akira: hey what the heck is this?

    Shinori: augh….Moka-kun club?

    Akira: augh….. the hell is this place?!

    Shinori: you know what I’m out of here

    Akria: yeah same lets go back to the apartment…..

    Man: where do you think your going humans?

    Shinori: s**t……

    Akira: screw me……

    2nd Man: hey how about we pleasure there bodies?

    3rd man: yeah now you say it!

    Shinori: you lay one finger or hadn on me I swear to god I’ll kill you…..

    Akira: you better watch your mouth……

    Man: or what huh?
    Shinori slams his head with a morning star

    Shinori: that’s what…..

    2nd Man: why you?!

    Akira slams him to on the ground with shield

    Shinori: how about you pal? You wanna die too?

    3rd Man: augh… hey I’m cool! AHHH!!!!!!

    Shinori: hmm… maybe we should use our new weopons

    Akira: well lets go then….

    Later at the apartment

    Akira: so this is the trigur?

    Shinori: and this is where you put the shell when you run out of bullets? I think I understand now if I pushed this back and forward then I’ll be able to keep on firing I see now……

    Akira: what should we do?

    Shinori: *sigh* we’re going to escape of course

    Akira: escape? But how?!

    Shinori: well duh! From that bus stop! Besides we’ll just walk back home no big deal….. the bus only comes here a month everywhere it kinda says on the scare crow thingy anyway

    Akira: I just hope we’ll make it

    Shinori:huh……… your useless aren’t you….? *pats on her shoulder* seriousely I really don’t wanna pat on peoples shoulders for nice things but we’ll make it alright….. better catch up we’re leaving now we got plenty of water and food this is just like the homeless days

    Akira: augh wait up!

    A few minutes later outside

    Girl: oh hey there! Where are you going?
    Shinori: nowhere pretty much

    Akira: we’re just looking around that’s all!

    Girl: whats with the bags….?

    Shinori: its nothing… lets go Akira….

    Akira: right!

    Girl: are you leaving?

    Shinori: its none of your business! No leave us alone!

    Girl: but augh….

    Shinori: go or your gonna take a beating out of me……

    Akira: augh Shinori come on lets just go

    Shinori: *sigh* worthless s**t….

    Akira: hey how long we’ll be walking for?

    Shinori: I don’t know…. One hundred miles I guess maybe even more but the school really far away from here so it could take days or more but hey you’ll get use to it just like the old days s**t…. why am I acting like some ncie person or whatever

    Akira: oh come on Shinori-kun cheer up

    Shinori: I ahte getting cheered up its weird…. You know how weird it is when people just go laughing and all s**t god I hate getting cheered up so weird these days your even weirder than grandma

    Akira: oh shut up Shinori!

    Shinori: well you do

    Boy: hey those two humans are leaving…

    2nd boy: we’re not going to let them go alive……

    3rd boy: lets eat them I’m starving!!!

    Boy: not yet……. We’ll get our chance…. Soon…..

    Meanwhile at the bus station

    Shinori: alright this is it time to head in

    Akira: hey whats that?

    Group of boys: well hello there ladise! Proudly to introduce ourselves! We are the lovely brothers!

    Shinori: talk about lame group names……

    Group of boys: shut up! You don’t know anything abuot our love!

    Shinori: let me guess…. Cruelty, pain, depress, bloodshed oh yeah and one more thing…. Lonelieness anythign I missed else assholes?

    2nd Boy: why you!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Shinori: *gets out a shotgun*

    2nd Boy: the hell is that thing?!

    Shinori: *BANG!*

    2nd boy: AHHH!!!!

    Shinori: piss off I for I’ll send you all to your mommys place d**k wuss

    2nd boy: why you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Akira: AUGH! *bang*

    3rd Boy: oh crap!

    Akira: yesh this things even more scarier than you Shinori!

    Shinori: whats that……?

    Akira: I mean nothing!

    Shinori: anyways….. are you boys going to piss off or what?

    Boy: *sigh* hell no…. try saying nicely….

    Shinori: s**t…

    Akria: oh come on Shinori! If you say it nicely they’ll leave us alone!

    Shinori: crap…. Are you seriouse…? Why do I have to be the big sister…? No wait we’re both fifteen crap… do I need to smile as well?

    Boy: mmmhmmm!

    Shinori: hell…. Umm…

    Shinori trys to smiles slowly but her eyes started shaking

    Shinori: augh…. please will…will…you leave us…..alo..ne…….?

    Boy: this time in english!

    Shinori: hey what the hell?! I’ll beat the crap out of you! I’m not a pretty girl with some cute english!

    Akira: hey Shinori!!!!!

    Shinori: screw this we’re out of here!

    Boy: we’ll keep following you!

    Shinori: fine! ‘ll say it english

    Boy: but this time properly in a nice good voice…..

    Shinori: oh screw you……

    Boy: what?

    Shinori: s**t… fine I’ll say it you d**k wusses!

    Shinori trys to smile with passion and trys to speak english

    “ will you please leave us…..?”

    Boy: ahhhh….. that’s….passion…

    Shinori: now screw off! *kicks him in the face*

    Boy: GAH!

    2nd boy: master! Hey why you!

    Shinori: *crashs him with a mornign star and kicks the 3rd boy in the nuts*
    3rd boy: GAHHH!!!!! Ow ow ow wo ow…..

    Shinori: now lets go!

    Akira: well that was kinda cute actually…..?

    Shinori: shut up…. Seriousely shut up………

    Girl: hey what happened here….?

    Shinori: augh hell you again? The pink hair girl with big boobs, s**t!

    Shinori walks up to her and grabs her

    Shinori: hey! Didn’t I said piss off to you back there!

    Girl: but augh….

    Shinori: I mean it! piss off!

    Akira: but come on Akira….

    Shinori drops her but a cross got loosed from her collar and the girl starts to change

    Akria:nani?

    Shinori: the hell?

    A light occurred in front of them

    Shinori: crap I can’t see!

    Akira: AHHH!!!!!!

    Girl: *sigh* didn’t your mothers told you not to bully other people….

    Shinori: I don’t got a mom… so how about piss off!

    The girl kicks her really brutally and Shinori flies off and gets slammed to the wall

    Shinori: AHH!!!!! s**t… what the hell?

    Akira: Shinori! Damn you!

    The girl kicks Akria’s shield but Akria holds on

    Akira: AHH!!! GUNCROSS!!!!

    The girl blocks the attack with her arms and enormouse power shattered

    Akira: GAH! Such intense power!

    Shinori: *fires shotgun*

    Akira: augh…Shinori…?

    Shinori: leave this one to me….. you go on ahead I’ll deal with her

    Akira: but uh

    Shinori: no buts! Now go!

    Akira: right!

    Shinori: now where were we?

    Girl: you got confidents but you need more confidents than that!

    Shinori: AHH!!!!! Morning Assault!

    The girl kicked the morning star back at her

    Shinori: augh! *jumps back and gets morning star at place*

    Shinori: *hey wait aminute…. That cross that was loose on her neck… if I could just put it back on her she’ll change back to normal…… interesting… but its gonna be a tough one better loosen up some ideas*

    Girl: *appears out of nwhere behind her*

    Shinori: nani?!

    Girl: die!

    Shinori: hell no! *grabs her leg but gets slammed on the floor*

    Shinori: AHH!!!!!

    Girl: *slams her again*

    Shinori: *rolls over at the side and throws the morning star at her head*

    Girl: GAH!!!!!

    Shinori: *gets out shotgun and shoots at her face*

    Girl: *dodges it but gets scratched*

    Shinori: I’ll use the shotgun later….. besides we’re just getting started!

    Girl: I like that attitude of yours…. I never fought a person that could keep up with me

    Shinori: *sigh* you talk too much…..

    Girl: oh do i?

    Shinori: hell yeah you do! Your voice is damn annoying how about we stop this chit-chat and get it on with

    Girl: maybe your right…. *smiles and appears right in front of her*

    Shinori: *knees her in the stomache*

    Girl: oh yeah? *head butts her*

    Shinori: augh! *gets dizzy*

    Girl: so how does it feel to get dizzy with just one head butt?

    Shinori: *throws a morning star at her*

    Girl: I thought so…. *grabs it with one hand*

    Shinori: the hell….?

    Girl: *breaks it and damages it*

    Shinori: *s**t…. but still the chain is still attached to it I thikn I could still use it but I don’t know how long it would hold…*

    Girl: what are you going to do now?

    Shinori: *jumps towards her*

    Girl: *sigh*grabs her and kicks her back to the school*

    Shinori: AHH!!!!!!

    Shinori falls to the school and gets conciousness

    Girl: *jumps towards the school*

    Girl: pathetic…wait aminute..huh?

    Shinori: *stands up slowly*

    Shinori’s right eye turns all blooded red and a drip of blood of tears slowly drips from her right eye

    Shinori: AHHH!!!!!!!!!

    The students came out of there classrooms and teachers tried to stop them

    Student: hey is that the vampire of a S class rank!

    2nd Student: damn right! The human and her are fighting!

    Shinori: you’ll pay!!!! *grabs the morning star and jumps towards while hitting her*

    Girl: not too bad Shinori….. *hits her in the gut*

    Student: oh s**t she just took her in the gut!

    Shinori: grrr…..AHH!!@!! *grabs her neck and slams it on the floor*

    Girl: GAH! The hell?!

    Shinori: *grabs out the shotgun*

    Girl: what are you gonna do? Shoot me?

    Shinori: …….

    Girl: come on! Shoot me already!

    Shinori: *slams the shotgun at her*

    Girl: BLAH!

    Shinori’s eyes turn back to normal to normal red while the blood stops dripping

    Shinori: that’s gotta keep you from awaking…… hmmm…… that cross… I stil have it….

    Shinori kneels down and puts the cross back to her collar and the girl changed back to normal

    Tskune: Moka-san! You alright Moka-san? Hey you! What did you do to her?

    Shinori: I just put her to sleep goddamn it….. I’m going home now….. see ya

    Tskune: hey wait! who are you?!

    Shinori: its Shi….. Shi Shinori…..

    Tskune: Shinori…..?

    Shinori: I am the death so no one gets in my way some day I might come here again…. But hell I know where I should be…..

    Shinori walks off to the tunnel and disappears like a reaper

    To be continued……

    #1 Death

    #2 Sister

    #3 Family

    #4 blood battle

    #5 the two meetings

    #6 London! (that issue has been cancel sorry people but I might do it later)

    #7 Youkai Academy!