• RP
    (RP = role playing! If you didn't know that your a N00B!)
    PG-13- why? Because I hate ratings! There always wrong, Or they should be higher!

    This story contains both Mine and a friends characters. This story also contains references
    Of movies and some t.v shows! If you don't like them, DEAL WITH IT!

    It was a dark and stormy nigh---- No, no that one's always use!
    Once upon a tim--- I'll get sued if I use that one!
    Red stuff is everywhere, I lick it but it doesn't taste good! --- No comment!
    There once was a boy name--- Hey thats sexist! What about girls!
    I love spiders, I used to hav--- Where have I heard that one before?
    I shall be come God of the world!- Good luck with that!

    Everyone: Just get on with the story!
    Rachel: Fine!
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    Liam: I'm board! Carn! * Whining *

    Carn: ...... * Ignores Liam, and keeps trying to read his random magical book *

    Liam: Carn! * Puppy dog eyes *

    Carn: * Signs and closes book * Liam! Liam! Liam! Do you like it when I do that?!

    Liam: You don't have to be so mean! * Sticks out tongue *

    Carn: Well guess what! I am mean! (Why am I stuck with him?!) * Opens book *

    Liam: What are you reading? * Peers over his shoulder *

    Carn: Its this magical book that lets you--- Stop don't touch It!

    Liam: * Takes the book * I can't read it! All it says is “Blah blah blah”

    Carn: You...Can read it?! 0_0

    Liam: No I said I can't read it! All its say is “Blah blah blah” * Books gets all shining and sucks Liam inside ” ah!

    Carn: .... well so much for protecting him! Wait, no Liam..... * Laughs Happily*

    * Random flashback! *

    Carns Father: You must protect the child of blood! It is your duty!

    Little Carn: No! I will never to do that! *runs away *

    Carns Father: * Randomly dies or something *

    *End of flashback*

    Carn: Huh... I guess... I really had no choice =_= Now I can get some shut eye...Wait I'm a Vampire,I don't need sleep!...... Maybe I should get a part time job * Ramble to self and walks away *
    ...
    * Meanwhile Liam was very confused *

    Liam: * wakes up * Where... am I? More important who am I? And why am I wearing a DRESS! 0.0

    ???: I'm running Late! Oh so very late... The queen will be so mad!

    Liam: Umm excuse me? >.<

    ???: Not now, Kid! I'm running La--- why are you wearing a dress?

    Liam: I don't Know either! Or who I am, and where I am and who are you?

    Chronic: Me ? I'm called Chronic, I don't know who you are though. And your in Wonderland.... *looks at watch * Oh crap the queen will have my head if I'm late crying * drops watch*

    Liam: Wait! your watc--* See cake * Oh cake! * eats it and then shrinks * well now I can fit though that small door! * walks out * now how do I get big again? * Looks at Chronic * hey your ---

    Chronic: * Runs away! *

    Liam: Ya! Thanks for the help .... -_-''' and you forgot you watch.

    ???: The answers you seek are closer then they appear!

    Liam: Who are you?

    ???: No the question is Who are you?

    Liam: I don't know! You go first!

    Carn: Fine I'm Carn!

    Liam: Hi ^^ I'm... I don't know who I am... or why I'm wearing an dress =_= You think you could help me get back to my real size?

    Carn: I can help you....

    Liam: Great.... so um tell me!

    Carn: I can't

    Liam: You just said you could!

    Carn: I can but I can't....Blame the writing staff!

    Liam: I fine the which way do I go? Left or right?

    Carn: The answer you seek to your size is the way you seek!

    Liam: Huh?! O.O

    Carn: Just follow your heart or something stupid like that! * Fades away *

    Liam: =_= you weren't much help! Fine i'll go left! * go's left but gets mopped by fan-girls *
    Well that didn't go well! I guess it's right then * Go's right *

    ???: Let me guess you want to get back to your real size? Right?

    Liam: And figure out how I am ^^ P-L-E-A-S-E

    Jackle: Fine drink on of these... er what is this anyway! The names Jackle ^^

    Liam: Looks like soup!

    Jackle: What are my line again? * looks at script * oh here we go!
    You...need...to..choose..one..of..these...soups....you..only...get..one..shot...at...it!
    ...one...will...make..you...smaller...the..other...you..will...get....to...be..back..to...your.
    ..size...again!

    Liam: What about my memories?

    Jackle: Sorry fresh out of memory soup!

    Liam: Aw.... * pouts *

    Jackle: It's okay your not the only one ^^ but...um why are you in a dress! 0_0

    Liam: I have no...clue =_= *grabs the drink on the right and drinks it * man I was thirsty * get back to real size again * There we go ^^

    Jackle: I knew it... It was the right...>.<

    Liam: Umm goodbye! * leaves*

    Carn: Good job! Now where are going now?

    Liam: AH! Don't pop out like that! Its scary!

    Carn: Get over it!

    Liam: Yes sir.. I mean sir cat!

    Carn: Follow the time! * fades away again *

    Liam: You know I hate it when that happens!

    ???: You! Join the tea party NOW! *pulls out a knife *

    Liam: Okay O_o and your are -_-

    Dacre: DACRE! And you better remember it!

    Liam: Hi... Dacre.. I see you like Tea Parties... -_-

    Dacre: You got a problem with that... Liam! Cross-dressing freak!

    Liam: 0o0 you know how I am?

    Dacre: No...it's just that thats whats printed one your dress! -_-

    Liam: Oh!

    ???: I think you would look great in dress Dacre!

    Dacre: Shut up Flannery =_='''

    Flannery: *comes from under teacup * Aw man crying

    Dacre: don't give me that! Your a mouse!

    Flannery: * starts crying * Your so so mean!

    Dacre: I never said I wasn't! * grins * making little mouses cry is what I do best!

    Chronic: Wheres that watch! I need it or my heads going to be stew! *leaves *

    Liam: I need to get his watch back! *sneaks aways *

    ???: Off with your head RABBIT!!! * and other life threating insults *

    Liam: * Jumps and saves Chronic * You can't hurt a poor animal crying animals have rights to you know!

    Queen Evana: I'm queen! I can do what ever I want... in fact Scren's being Harassed right now * looks evil and starts laughing *

    Liam: In what way?

    Queen Evana: >///< S-Shut up... not like that!

    Liam: S-U-R-E

    Queen Evana: Off with your head!

    Liam: Wait! Oh here your watch back by the way * gives it to chronic *

    Chronic: Thanks I have been looking for that ^^ so you want to caught the lasted Karry Lotter movie?

    Liam: No problem! I'm not sure..... the reviews were okay for Karry Lotter- and the Half-blood vampire prince... What about Dimlight I heard that was vampire love story?

    Chronic: No not Dimlight! I beg you anything but that! Hey lets go see Middle School Musical 4!

    Liam: Middle School Musical 4 !!! >.< No No No No No No!

    Queen Evana: Hello! I'm still here!

    Liam: Oh right! I Challenge you to a Pokemon battle!

    Queen Evana: Um.... okay.... Lets go!

    *They have a Pokemon battle! *

    Liam: Pikachu! I choose you!

    Queen Evana: Go, Hunter!

    ???: To protect the world from devastation! ( Ya....Right )

    ???: To unit all people within are nations! ( Sure we do =_= )

    Iren: Iren!

    Taiden: Taiden!

    Iren: Hey shouldn't there be another person!

    Taiden: We're short on cast! =_=

    Iren: Oh...right!

    Liam: Pikachu! Use Thunder-Bolt!

    Pikachu: * Uses Thunder-Blot and blast them*

    Iren/Taiden: We blasting off again! * sparkle *

    Liam: That was....interesting =_=

    Queen Evana: Off with their heads! Once you find them that is!* Talking to guards *

    Liam: * Pikachu Randomly kills Hunter * I won!

    Queen Evana: Off with your Head!

    Liam: But I won 0_0

    Queen Evana: I know, but I never said you live if you did ^^

    Carn: You think you have won but really you have lost!

    Liam: Help me! And what the heck does that mean =_=

    Carn: Ignore the plot-wholes!

    Liam: note to self: never trust cats! So guess you can't help me ...

    Carn: Sorry I'm a cat! Now if I was a vampire...no wait sorry if I was vampire I would hate you ^^

    Liam: I feel so loved!

    Carn: I will tell you one thing “Scren” * Fades away *

    Liam: Thanks a lot! But doesn't she hates Scren!

    Queen Evana: >///< S-Scren! Is going to be killed by my HANDS!

    Liam: I guess your in a love-hate relationship!

    Queen Evana: N-No!

    Liam: sure your not!

    Queen Evana: Ugh! I'm going to go kill him right now! * walks off to kill Screen *

    Liam: Um well I think I just leave now... * leaves and finds a book * Oh a book *reads it * Blah blah blah is all it says * book get shiny and sucks Liam in *

    ...

    Carn: Would you like a milkshake with that?

    Girl: 0///0 I'll take everything you have to order!

    Carn: Um 0_o Okay ( if she eats like that she'll get fat )

    Girl: Are you for sale >///<

    Carn: N-No! ( Great another fan-girl )

    Girl: Aw then can I have your number!

    Carn: I'm sorry but I don't have a cell phone! -_-'''

    Liam: * pops out of book that Carn has in his pocket * Hi Carn! ^^

    Girl: * screams and runs away *

    Carn: Okay.. um I guess I should say thanks =_=

    Liam: I had the weirdest dream, Carn! I was in a dress and there Dacre was having a tea party and.. and..

    Carn: Thats Nice Liam =_='''

    * Fin *