• Full Metal Alchemist in
    Super Edward Elric


    Edward and Alphonse Elric are enjoying a peaceful day walking along a dirt road when…
    Edward: I can’t go on anymore! We’ve been walking for hours!
    Alphonse: Hang on brother were almost at Central
    Edward: You said that over an hour ago!
    (stomach growls)
    Edward: Ugh… So hungry. Need food.
    (Ed notices a large red and white mushroom on the ground)
    Edward: Alright food!
    (Without hesitation Edward eats the odd looking plant)
    Alphonse: Wait Ed it could be...
    Edward: *gulp*
    Alphonse: poison. *sigh*.
    Edward: BURP! Ahh… That hit the spot.
    Alphonse: Ed you need to be more careful about what you eat. That mushroom could have killed you
    Edward: Well now that you mention it…It does have a strange aftertaste
    Alphonse: That’s not what I meant
    Edward: Relax I’ll be fi…*gurgle* Oh ughh
    Alphonse: What’s wrong?
    Edward: Maybe you were right about the side effects thing. I feel like my skeleton’s gonna grow out of my body.
    Alphonse: Don’t worry Ed I’ll get help and.. OH MY GOD!
    Edward: What’s happening. AL! Y-YOU’RE SHRINKING!
    Alphonse: NO ED! YOU’RE GETTING BIGGER!
    Edward: I am?
    (Then Ed stopped growing)
    Alphonse: Ed you’re so tall!
    Edward: Really? I mean ALRIGHT!! AT LONG LAST!!
    Alphonse: I wonder what was in that weird mushroom you ate
    (Ed then picks up Al)
    Edward: C’mon Al lets pay a little visit to central
    (Edward then puts Al in his coat pocket and heads to central)
    Edward: HEY MUSTANG!
    Mustang: What the..
    Edward: Now who’s short?
    (Edward then starts smashing the military headquarters)
    Edward: YEA! HAHAHAHA! TAKE THAT! AND THAT AND…
    Mustang: Edward.
    Edward: Yeah I win! I win!
    Mustang: EDWARD ELRIC!
    Edward: Huh?
    Mustang: I don’t pay you to daydream Full Metal.
    Edward: Wha? But I…
    Mustang: If you want to take a nap, do it on your own time.
    Edward: Aww man.

    THE END