• Chapter 1
    The beginning of the story.


    Once upon a time there was a bounty hunter named Zamus.Like most hero’s she had enemies like Black Zamus .She was evil and got killed by a Zodongo named who wanted peace and freedom to the world.Zamus had other enemies like wetroids.Wetroids were blood sucker who really sucked and had no brain .They all died cuz they were nice to Zamus but she killed them all.But Master Slime had her on secret weapon the most disaster most scary weapon you would see in your life its its its KARELIS the evil witch .She could make Luis the baby finder faint just by true love’s kiss.

    Chapter 2
    Enter Karelis Ramos

    Jean C. just wanted to go to clubplayhouse.com but it was to late until Karelis destroyed the website.Clubplayhouse.com was a great site where the sky was the limit it was parent friendly and fun for ages 1 to 999999 years old. I never liked that website. But my best friend Armando the stickman maker.When Armando the stickman maker found out that Karelis broke clubpalyhouse .com he said :BEAT IT,BEAT IT DON’T MAKE ME REPEAT IT.Then C.S.R.E. was save until it closed but that’s another story.







    Chapter 3
    Where is the ramdomness???

    The evil twins snake people Gabriela and Yabreliz where hungry for action.They were singing the stupid brothers . It was absolute torture I haved a lot of experience of torture cuz you know im the king of the world but there singing killed 7 birds. SO a bucket of fried chicken fell on them and so they got chicken fingers and never ever ever ever grabed a mike again.But suddenly kid swim cancelled code tears .So Jesus The King Of The World made channel 368 where it was anime 24 hours 7 days of week.1 day Jesus The King Of The World was watching tv when suddenly the most evil people of the movies camed with a bloody chainsaw and said:here is ur chocolate chips cookies ☺.


    Chapter 4 1/2
    apple.


    The evil apple wanted to destroy the oranges .But super banana camed and got knot out by cherries .But there was still hope but and evil dragon destroyed the hope but a giant bucket of fried chicken fell on it.



    Chapter 4 2/2
    QUARANTINE
    Karla’s pet Jiggly LUV was loyal until she eated a red block that made jiggly luv EVIL .And made them stay QUARETINE .Karla said:im never gonna get out of this house alive then she saw the door and left .But widariel left the mutant jiggly luv leave the house.Widariel just wanted to go to the pool but the pool was full of zanies.
    Zanies where water creatures.
    That where scared of lava and milk so Widariel only had 1 chance so he turned into a vampire and left.











    Chapter 5
    Bye -bye santa claus

    1 Day in school the gurls were playing volleyball when suddenly Karelis hitted Angeline.Angeline got to a rampage and stole santa .Karelis went to a race versus time. Karelis went to the east pole where santa claus lives.Afther the American airplane landed she went to angeline and karelis on tool was a knife what do u think did with it…
    She cutted all of angeline hair so angeline went weak .
    And karelis saved X-mas.










    Chapter 6
    Jesus The King Of The World’s bad felling


    Jesus The King Of The World :I have a bad felling









    Chapter 7
    BAD FELING

    A giant double deluxe burger was about to fall in to the earth.It landed on zanie pool.But the mutant jiggly luv escaped to the planet freeze something and he froze .It was the last day of school and the people were crying another ocean so they invented a gianomus pool on the C.S.R.E grounds.At the good-bye party at the C.S.R.S the English teacher Mrs.Velez hated Jesus The King Of The World and all she did was glaring at him and she played club play house on her laptop . But she was in a rampage of destruction cuz karelis destroyed the website and the cherries took Vele to jail for 1009888385 years of penalty .


    Chapter 8
    The ice cream Origins

    Have you ever wonder where ice cream came from.Well adults tell you other story but this is the true story .Unce upon a time in the planet zenon64 there where some creatures named Deero .Deero where not good there were kinda stupid and they did not know how to be nice they blew up planets like planet gold , planet awesome and the planet that u make yourself with all the things and persons u want . Well any ways lets just get the deal that they are evil like voltar from the league of super evil.So the zanies made a strange cream that kills the deeros. When the battle ended there was a lot of deero poison in other words ice cream so they threw it n the biggest planet in the solar system the planet Desurn .Desurn is the firth planet on the solar system .The ice cream fell on that planet . So dinosaurs called it ice cream planet. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut a giant Alaskan cheese burger fell on it and it blew up In tiny pieces .And fell on planet Earth .
    Where we eat Deero poison all the time☺.

    Chapter 9

    The quest of TIME™
    Its was the end of summer and luis wanted a adventure .Most people don’t know this but luis comes from planet laser eyebeams .He uses his eye beams to destroy enemies he was trying to findthe girls as u may know luis hates the girls so luis went to the girl’s hide out its its its pink and sassy the most girlyest store in all of the world.
    Chapter 10
    The last hope


    When Luis entered the store luis saw a girl line so luis and
    The girls where in a mortal combat . It was a giant battle full of action , excitement , romance not really and desire to win the ultimate battle of the sexes .But a a giant boulder cames .Not really it was a giant Alaskan person named Miguel.He was nice but the girls hypnotize him and made him evil.But Jesus the king of the world said :FIRE THE LASSER CANNON .LUIS SAID:OK DUDE.
    Then he was happy but there was more girls to destroy That’s another story.but any way luis was happy.
    THE END...WTF!!!!