• I love scary movies, but I have a habbit of watching them in the worst possible environments. One night I was watching The Grudge in the basement at my house, bad scenario one, and this all took place durring a thunder storm, bad scenario number two. Now, the movie didn't scare me so much, it was the fact that the lights went out while I was on the toilet which scared me. So, I'm sitting there with my pants down, in the bathroom, doing bathroom-like activities... Trying to poo.... and I hear scratch on the window. I wanted to see what was making the scratching but I wasn't finished with mah bidnuss, and I couldnt see anything anyways because the lights were out. So I sat there for about two minutes listening to something scratch on my window, scared out of my mind. When the lights turned on it turned out that it was just my cat. Who apparently loves scratching on the window when I poo. Not much of a story really, but I swear to god, if the lights flicked on and a blue asian boy was standing infront of me, my colon would explode!