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HEY.It's ME.<br />
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Warning: Do not tickle me or I'll spit up a rainbow. <br />
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[I'm a cucumber.]<br />
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I live my life for God.

I think I'm worth getting to know.<br />
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I suggest you don't label me ;D<br />
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Don't be intimidated--EMBRACE ME. <br />
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It's hard to get inside my head. <br />
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OFFEND ME. I dare you.<br />
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Breath easy, the doctors are about to arrive. <3<br />
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ONLY READ THE REST IF YOU ARE REALLY BORED, HAVE NO LIFE, AND UNDERSTAND WHY I POST ALL THIS.<br />
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I did not make this (sadly). But it is a nice creation, and I reposted it.<br />
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Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong. <br />
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS. <br />
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I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. <br />
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. <br />
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. <br />
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. <br />
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. <br />
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. <br />
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. <br />
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. <br />
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. <br />
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. <br />
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. <br />
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b***h. <br />
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. <br />
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. <br />
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. <br />
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. <br />
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. <br />
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. <br />
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. <br />
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. <br />
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. <br />
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. <br />
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. <br />
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. <br />
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. <br />
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. <br />
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut. <br />
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. <br />
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. <br />
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. <br />
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. <br />
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. <br />
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. <br />
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. <br />
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. <br />
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. <br />
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big d**k. <br />
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! <br />
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. <br />
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. <br />
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. <br />
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. <br />
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. <br />
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. <br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******** them all. <br />
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. <br />
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. <br />
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. <br />
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. <br />
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. <br />
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. <br />
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY, TOO. <br />
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. <br />
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. <br />
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. <br />
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. <br />
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. <br />
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. <br />
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. <br />
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. <br />
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent. <br />
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy. <br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. <br />
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. <br />
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. <br />
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. <br />
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. <br />
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. <br />
I'm MIXED, so I must be ******** up. <br />
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. <br />
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. <br />
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. <br />
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. <br />
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black. <br />
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. <br />
I love SHOPPING, so I must be rich. <br />
I'm an OG, so I must be Mexican.<br />
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." <br />
The black man turned around and stood up. <br />
He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " <br />
"When I grew up I was BLACK, " <br />
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " <br />
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " <br />
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " <br />
"When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." <br />
"When you are born you're PINK". <br />
"When you grow up you're WHITE, " <br />
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, " <br />
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, " <br />
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, " <br />
"And when you die you turn PURPLE. "<br />
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?" <br />
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. <br />
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!<br />
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If u blieve n Jesus Christ put dis on ur profile. Dont ignore dis bc n da bible it says if u deny him, he, will deny u n front of his father of gates of heaven. this is da simplest test. If u luv god and not ashamed of it put dis on ur profile. GOD WILL SMILE AT U.<br />
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