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Estuans interius ira vehementi
Estuans interius ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Sors immanis
Et innanis
Sors immanis
Et innanis

Veni veni venias
(Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias
(Generosa)

AC:
Noli manere, manare in memoria
Noli manere, manare in memoria
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Saevam iram, iram et dolorem
Sephiroth
Sephiroth

Ferum terribile, ferum fatum

Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi mortem iterum
Veni, mi fili. Veni, mi fili
Hic veni, da mihi

Noli manere in memoria
Saevam iram et dolorem
Ferum terribile fatum
Ille iterum veniet

Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Qui mortem invitavis)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Poena funesta natus)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Noli nomen vocare)
Mi fili, veni, veni, veni, mi fili
(Ille iterum veniet)
Sephiroth Theme Song

I had an interesting morning; I got into an argument with my Rice Krispies. I distinctly heard Snap, crackle, f**k you! Im not sure which one of them said it; I was reaching for the artificial sweetener at the time and not looking directly into the bowl. But I heard it and I said, Well, you can all just sit there in the milk as far as Im concerned until I find out which one of you said that. Mass punishment. The idea is to turn them against one another.

Silly me. Big punishment. Thats what Rice Krispies do. Sit in the milk. That’s their job. Youve seen them. Delicate, beige blisters of air, floating proudly in milk. And you cant sink them. They refuse to sink. The navy ought to use Rice Krispies in life preservers. Thats where theyre really needed. And do you know how Rice Krispies manage to float for such a long time? By clinging to one another; they buddy up. They gather in little groups of 8, 10, or sometimes 12, but, if you notice, its always an even number. Thats because the electromagnetic polarity of the Krispies attracts them to one another. It binds them in pairs, like subatomic particles. They form little colonies, and you cant sink them, not even with a spoon. They just come bobbing up over the sides of the spoon, laughing at you and reveling in their buoyancy. Hard to sink.

Thats what the fruit is for. Not for added taste; not for nutrition; its for sinking Rice Krispies. Believe me, a good-sized peach, hurled at full force at the bowl from a stepladder, can take out 80 or 90 of the little buggers in one glorious splash. And I have absolutely no mercy. If I’m really pissed, Ill climb up to the upstairs balcony and drop a watermelon on them. Thatll teach them to sass me at breakfast.

Evil...Crispies

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MattyPuppy

Report | 01/12/2008 7:38 am

MattyPuppy

eek!!! o.o''' i dont want to be eateded! >.<'''''''' lol *offers yummy cookie instead?* =3
Zurg_Mokotorami

Report | 01/11/2008 9:04 pm

Zurg_Mokotorami

HJeck mate,ever heard of a chill pile.Sasuke,its ok,Zurg #326749867 can do that,i am not a zurg.but soon i will not be the zurg prince.I will be the Zurg_Murasama...only 4k to go ^^
487 Snake God

Report | 01/08/2008 6:23 pm

487 Snake God

******** YOU ZURG CAN USE THE NAME IF HE WANTS FAGOT!
Freki-Geri

Report | 01/03/2008 5:40 pm

Freki-Geri

YOUR NOT EVEN ZURG YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE THAT NAME
factually118493

Report | 01/03/2008 12:30 pm

factually118493

Oh!.. kinda nice profile meow!
Ashura Of The Forgotten

Report | 01/03/2008 11:10 am

Ashura Of The Forgotten

Awesome pro. xD
transfers633937

Report | 01/03/2008 4:37 am

transfers633937

Well.. pretty impressive profile!!!!
steal466842

Report | 01/02/2008 4:07 pm

steal466842

quite original profile!
socket54142

Report | 01/01/2008 8:07 am

socket54142

omg extremely cool profile! :]
Ling Katazowa

Report | 12/19/2007 3:03 pm

Ling Katazowa

... yes... V.V

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