ZTankmanHank

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Birthday: 03/15

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hi-dee-ho! i'm hank the tank! i'm 23, i'm married to a rockin' babe, my janie, and we just had our first baby, isabella. what else? um. i live in hot n sexy philadelphia, and i moved here from nj and alot of my homeys are still there! big shoutout to ray, skarekrow, and especially the jimmy, and a huge screw you to jeff! hahaha! eh hey just to put it out here i'm just on here cause i know some people on this thing and i have nothing to do these days! so, uh, don't ask for pics or info or crap cause if i wanta post a pic i will and frankly i don't care who you are, if i haven't met you face to face you ain't getting my number or email or anything of the sort so freakin drop it!! haha so other than all that message me and i'll, like, talk to you and stuff!

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Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/13/2010 8:08 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Not tonight. I have to get up early tomorrow.
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/13/2010 7:50 pm
Teh Skarekrow
I'm not sure yet! I might!
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 6:27 pm
Teh Skarekrow
LOL! Oh come on, I was sad enough as it is!
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 6:18 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Ouch! That happened to me once at Petco, when the heavy plastic bottom fell off of a large-sized dog house shaped like an igloo. The corner edge for the door smashed right into my big toe! How it wasn't broken is beyond me!
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 6:11 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Yeah. But you know me. I'm not one of these birthday-obsessed freakshows who needs everyone to do somethin special or throw some big party, all I ask, the only thing I ask, for my birthday is that I get cut JUST a little slack. Maybe NOT have to do things I know will give me muscle pains and a sinus headache the whole rest of the day. Is that really so much to ask for? No head and back pains? Really?
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 6:01 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Ohhh yeah. Just wonderful. Maybe later we can all sing 'Crappy Birthday To Me', and then I can blow out my birthday brains and make a wish!
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 5:48 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Yeah, but I don't go all emo-mysterious crap. Sounds a bit stupid to leave behind some 'poem that lets you see my heart' if someone plans to off themselves. If anyone I know ever does that I'm dumping them down a manhole for their funeral.
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 5:35 pm
Teh Skarekrow
OH! No no no, THAT'S a Groucho Marx routine, my status. You can probably look it up on Youtube as Hello I Must Be Going or Hooray For Captain Spalding.
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/11/2010 5:24 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Yeah, I guess. I dunno. Just that time of year again.
Teh Skarekrow Report | 12/10/2010 10:58 pm
Teh Skarekrow
Heh! Point taken!

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remember guys! real krow krew wear volts! you don't have a volt, talk to skarekrow!